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Old November 21st, 2013, 11:49 AM
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Here is a clean one for you.

There is a train going from A to B.

There are 4 passengers.

1. an old lady. 2. A sexy girl 3. A Sardar 4. A Pakistani

The train goes into a tunnel. A minute passes there is sound of a loud kiss and moching suggesting a wet kiss at that. A few seconds later a resounding slap is heard.

The train exits the tunnel and the pakistani's face is red. Here is what is going on in each individuals head.

1. The old lady
Wow a well behaved girl. Bloody pakistani.. kisses and got a good slap. Well done girl.

2. The girl.
Wow the pakistani kisses the old lady and gets a slap. Fool at least for that slap he could have aimed better and kissed me.

3. The pakistani. The bloody sardar.. he gets the kiss and I get a slap.

4. The sardarji.. It felt good to kiss my hand and gave that pakistani a nice big slap.. he he.
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Old November 21st, 2013, 11:57 AM
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Husband to wife: Agar mera call ayega toh bolna ghar par nahin hai!

Wife: Jee, acha!

(call aata hai ... wife phone uthati hai!)

Wife: Jee, woh ghar pe hai! (phone rakh deti hai)

Husband: Meine kaha tha phir b kyon bataya?

Wife: Jee, woh mere liye tha!
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Old November 21st, 2013, 01:06 PM
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Re: Joke for Today!

Purane emails yaha paste karne ka haq sirf Budmaas ko hi
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Here is a clean one for you.

There is a train going from A to B.

There are 4 passengers.

1. an old lady. 2. A sexy girl 3. A Sardar 4. A Pakistani

The train goes into a tunnel. A minute passes there is sound of a loud kiss and moching suggesting a wet kiss at that. A few seconds later a resounding slap is heard.

The train exits the tunnel and the pakistani's face is red. Here is what is going on in each individuals head.

1. The old lady
Wow a well behaved girl. Bloody pakistani.. kisses and got a good slap. Well done girl.

2. The girl.
Wow the pakistani kisses the old lady and gets a slap. Fool at least for that slap he could have aimed better and kissed me.

3. The pakistani. The bloody sardar.. he gets the kiss and I get a slap.

4. The sardarji.. It felt good to kiss my hand and gave that pakistani a nice big slap.. he he.
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Old November 21st, 2013, 01:08 PM
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Purane emails yaha paste karne ka haq sirf Budmaas ko hi
sahi me.. this one is like more than a decade old.
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Old November 21st, 2013, 01:21 PM
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Oy theek hai par yaad dilane ke liye to thankoo bol saktaa hai.. saala neki kar jute khaa.. nai.. gand maraa.
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Old November 22nd, 2013, 08:32 AM
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Santa: Sar ka dard kaisa hai??
Banta: Maike gayi hai!
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Old November 22nd, 2013, 10:21 AM
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Old November 26th, 2013, 11:25 AM
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Santa: Chyavanprash khanese chusti rehti hai.
Banta: Kaun chusti rehti hai? Mujhe bhi bata.
Santa: Bewaqoof!! Chusti yaani fitness.
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Old November 26th, 2013, 11:54 AM
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Santa: Bewaqoof!! Chusti yaani fitness.


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Old November 27th, 2013, 12:01 PM
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Santa to Dad: I have the biggest Penis in class. Is it because I am Punjabi?

Dad: No! It's because you are 18 & still in 5th class.
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Husband To wife - "Wow Darling.., The House is So clean..!!! Was the Whatsapp Server down today...???"
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Old November 28th, 2013, 11:58 AM
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A wife plays tabla on husband's naked bum

Husband-Hey, what r u doing?

Wife-Just trying to be Zakir Hussain

Husband changed position- Now try bismilah khan ...
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Old November 28th, 2013, 12:26 PM
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Lesson to be learned from the Asaram and Tejpal episodes:
All that glitters is not Gold
Every man with a white beard is not OLD
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Salman Khan at 47, says he is still a virgin, really?

Sunitra Pacheco : Mumbai, Mon Dec 02 2013, 12:04 hrs

Not only did Salman Khan talk about his previous relationships, but he let us in on a huge secret – that he's a virgin. Surprised? Well so was Karan Johar. "I am a virgin," admitted Salman Khan on the show on Sunday (December 1).



Bollywood superstar Salman Khan finally appeared on Karan Johar's much talked about chat show 'Koffee With Karan'. The 'Dabangg' Khan opened season 4 of the controversial show and looked calm and composed as he let his guard down, getting candid with host and director Karan Johar.
Not only did Salman Khan talk about his previous relationships, but he let us in on a huge secret – that he's a virgin. Surprised? Well so was Karan Johar. "I am a virgin," admitted Salman Khan on the show on Sunday (December 1).

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Salman Khan at 47, says he is still a virgin, really?

Sunitra Pacheco : Mumbai, Mon Dec 02 2013, 12:04 hrs

Not only did Salman Khan talk about his previous relationships, but he let us in on a huge secret that he's a virgin. Surprised? Well so was Karan Johar. "I am a virgin," admitted Salman Khan on the show on Sunday (December 1).



Bollywood superstar Salman Khan finally appeared on Karan Johar's much talked about chat show 'Koffee With Karan'. The 'Dabangg' Khan opened season 4 of the controversial show and looked calm and composed as he let his guard down, getting candid with host and director Karan Johar.
Not only did Salman Khan talk about his previous relationships, but he let us in on a huge secret that he's a virgin. Surprised? Well so was Karan Johar. "I am a virgin," admitted Salman Khan on the show on Sunday (December 1).

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900 chuhe khake billi haj ko chali waala muhawara Salman ke liye hi bana tha
There were gossips earlier that Aishwarya had been advised by many to undergo an HIV test as Salman had a dangerous sex life.
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