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Theory on the origins of Creation

It is the normally accepted belief by almost all of the major religions of the world that earth and all of mankind and all of animalkind and birdkind and insectkind (and so on and so forth) have been created by God. But I think that not all of it is as it must have transpired. There is definitely a change required to explain things more logically. And so, here is my theory on the origins of mankind. This thread will reveal the truth... the truth as it really happened.


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Re: Theory on the origins of Creation

As you will see, most of it has been picked from the best-selling book on earth, the bible (everything that is black and bold, and you may skip it if you are already familiar with it). But marked in red is my variation to the falsehood that has been spread in the bible (and in many other religious books) for eternity. This is the truth.


1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
1:3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
1:4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
1:5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
1:6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
1:7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
1:8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
1:10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
1:11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
1:12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
1:13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
1:14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
1:15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
1:16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
1:17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
1:18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
1:19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
1:20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.


1:22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

This is just plain wrong. Read further for the truth.

1:23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
1:24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and everything that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
1:30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to everything that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.


No, God never meant any of his creations to multiply. In God's world, there was meant to be no food, no eating, no excretions. Every living being He created was meant to exist permanently, forever and ever. There was no need for food. He paired off all animals so that they can live life kingsize. Enjoy the paradise, have recreation (all sorts) and well... just live life. No death, no killing, no negative feelings that give cause for murder. For God, the world was an artistic rendition, a master piece... a thing of beauty for him to admire for eons.

1:31 And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day
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Re: Theory on the origins of Creation

The New Chapter

God saw what he created and was happy. The seventh day, he rested... snoozed... a well-deserved sleep. And as is logical, when God rests, the Devil finds his freedom (you might have noticed this around the world). The Devil walks over and sees God's creation. He is amazed at the simplicity and the wonder of it all. And he feels the common feeling, jealosy. He has to mess it up... but how?

How can he make this masterpiece a super invention? Something that he can laugh at for eternity and have God hide his face in shame? Something that God cannot find out until it is too late? That's when the lightbulb goes off... the Tree of Reproduction... yeah the Tree of Reproduction. Not the Tree of Knowledge as the bible states. The truth is that the Devil created just one tree in the Garden of Eden... just one... in the midst of all the trees that God created... while God slept. And the Devil walked away laughing. Let God figure this one out.

When God woke up on the eighth day, he again looked at his creation and was pleased. He felt proud. This was his production, his child... yes, his only child... his perfect child. It just amazed him. And in his pride, he did not see the one extra creation that was not his.
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Re: Theory on the origins of Creation

The Evil Event

Everything was nice and smooth in Eden. Life was great, all living beings had fun. Lots of fun. And one day, God started thinking about his creation... and as with all creations, one is not enough. He now wanted to better his creation, make something more magnifient. So, off he went, seeking for a better canvas. The Tree of Reproduction has by now grown big... and unlike any other tree in Eden, has started to fruit. Nice big luscious looking fruits. Ripe. And who should show up at the doors of Eden... but the Devil.

And so, the Devil starts to play his game. He needs to have every living being in Eden to get a taste of the Fruit of Reproduction. He knows he can succeed with most of them... in fact all of them... except for the two made in God's image. He knows they will be the hardest to convince but he knows that he will succeed. He has the virtue that many don't... patience. He goes on a harvest spree... gives all living beings a taste of the Fruit of Reproduction. Finally all that are left are the two... the two in God's image. The Devil needs a plan.

Well, you know what happens next (just google if you don't), how the Devil takes the shape of a snake and talks Eve into taking a taste of the Fruit of Reproduction (which is mentioned as the Fruit of Knowledge in the bible). The shame that comes onto the two is not immediate (again as mentioned in the Book). No, it is not. Life goes on as usual. Everybody is back to their most favorite pastime, fornicating. But the seed has been cast. They know not the horrors that are going to germinate.
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Re: Theory on the origins of Creation

What Now?

God has finished his new masterpiece in a different world... well, it is a different world... a new world created. But as is commonly known, you always have fond memories for your first creation. So he comes back to his original creation... to see how life has progressed. And he sees that things are as is, everybody is having the usual fun. But on closer inspection he sees something amiss... something terribly wrong. He sees that some of his creations have taken on the role of God... have been creating themselves. He sees tiny beings of various animals walking behind the original creations of his. He is shocked, wonders how is design has gone wrong. He calls up Adam and Eve and queries them. And much prodding and prompting, he gets the truth out. And he is furious. He is furious that his creations have f*cked it up. But what can he do? Nothing.

The Devil has one up on God. All God can do is watch in shame... sometimes close his eyes... sometimes turn his face... sometimes hide. Maybe some day... maybe someday he will destroy the whole thing. But for now, he is helpless.

And you are wondering where the Devil is the Devil... well... what do you think is happening on God's other creation
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Re: Theory on the origins of Creation

And that my friends is the Truth... the One and Only. We have been lied all our lives... but the lie shall die. The Truth will spread light around the world... and will destroy the Devil... before God destroys us, that is.
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Re: Theory on the origins of Creation

Saala, ek response nahi is thread mein (siwai mere). The Truth has been (well, had been) revealed more than 4 years back... and the Truth died silently
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Re: Theory on the origins of Creation

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I am sure the views on this thread must be only by you
298 views... and you are saying they are all me Main toh bhool bhi gaya tha ki aisa koi theory maine post ki... it's just that some guest was looking at this thread... and my curiosity pickled me
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Over 4 more years gone by further... still no more replies in this thread. What a theory... lagta hai sachh sachh mein hi kadwi hoti hai
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You started off with the wrong premise that God created the world.
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You started off with the wrong premise that God created the world.
so there is no creator? Just randomness that brought the atoms and molecules together? You speak like an atheist or agnostic person.

I think man created God.. at least the way we imagine in all religions.
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so there is no creator? Just randomness that brought the atoms and molecules together? You speak like an atheist or agnostic person.

I think man created God.. at least the way we imagine in all religions.
While I certainly cannot comment on whether there is God or not (i am slowly getting to a point where I am in agreement with Sane, on religions beliefs), i do believe that Earth was NOT made by God as is written in Genesis.

There was nothingness, there will always be nothingness. Did God made nothingness? thats an absurd analogy coz we believe there was nothingness to believe it.
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While I certainly cannot comment on whether there is God or not (i am slowly getting to a point where I am in agreement with Sane, on religions beliefs), i do believe that Earth was NOT made by God as is written in Genesis.

There was nothingness, there will always be nothingness. Did God made nothingness? thats an absurd analogy coz we believe there was nothingness to believe it.
What a profound statement There was nothingness, there will always be nothingness. We are nothing... gods are nothing. Wow... this is worthy of many more theories
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