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Old February 13th, 2006, 07:11 AM
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Old February 13th, 2006, 07:13 AM
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Old March 10th, 2006, 02:31 AM
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man : give me 10 viagras. extra strong.
chemist : sir ??
man : 3 women are coming over tonight.

Next day:

man : give me iodex.
chemist : sir?
man : for my hand. the women didnt turn up.
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Old March 10th, 2006, 04:09 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

A guy applies for a job at a new South African Government Department.
The interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
"Yes!" the guy says, "...a landmine blew my testicles away!"
"O.K. you're hired!" the interviewer announces, "Working hours are from 8 till 5 o'clock. Make sure you're here by10 every morning!"
Puzzled the guy says "8 till 5, why do you want me to come in only at 10?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says, "the first two hours we just sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that....!"

Dont beat if this is repeat.....<hides>.....
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Old March 10th, 2006, 05:25 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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A guy applies for a job at a new South African Government Department.
The interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
"Yes!" the guy says, "...a landmine blew my testicles away!"
"O.K. you're hired!" the interviewer announces, "Working hours are from 8 till 5 o'clock. Make sure you're here by10 every morning!"
Puzzled the guy says "8 till 5, why do you want me to come in only at 10?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says, "the first two hours we just sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that....!"

Dont beat if this is repeat.....<hides>.....
Its a repeat.


<TerminatorJR drags ShivSainik out from the hiding and the rest is history. >




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Old March 10th, 2006, 11:43 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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A guy applies for a job at a new South African Government Department.
The interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
"Yes!" the guy says, "...a landmine blew my testicles away!"
"O.K. you're hired!" the interviewer announces, "Working hours are from 8 till 5 o'clock. Make sure you're here by10 every morning!"
Puzzled the guy says "8 till 5, why do you want me to come in only at 10?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says, "the first two hours we just sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that....!"

Dont beat if this is repeat.....<hides>.....
Actually SS pai.. you should just hide from Termi pai.. because only he has the super sonic memory to remember almost all posts on eCharcha..! Everytime he diligently searches for previous posts.. Nobody else has the patience to do that!


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Its a repeat.
this is a repeat Termi pai.. Termi pai Alibaba
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Old March 10th, 2006, 11:55 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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Actually SS pai.. you should just hide from Termi pai.. because only he has the super sonic memory to remember almost all posts on eCharcha..! Everytime he diligently searches for previous posts.. Nobody else has the patience to do that!




this is a repeat Termi pai.. Termi pai Alibaba
Kahaan ho yaar aaj kal Alibaba. Good to see you.

Lekin yeh kya, tu aaj mereko screw lagaa rahaa hai. Where's the repeat link ? And if that was a repeat, you should be screwing Sane; not me.
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Old March 10th, 2006, 11:58 AM
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no no.. the line "its a repeat" is a repeat..
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Old March 10th, 2006, 12:11 PM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Bhai log.. please lets just collect ultimate PJs here. We already each other on other threads for repeats.
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Old March 10th, 2006, 01:10 PM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Two sardars go to watch a cricket match .. When a batsman hits a six all the people jump up and start cheering.

So sardar#1 also jumps up and starts shouting "GOAL GOAL GOOOOAAAAAL"

So sardar#2 tells him "Abey chup bey saaley .. goal to cricket mein hota hai"
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Patient: Doctor saheb main jab bhi coffee peeta hoon Meri aankh mein bahut dard hota hai

Doctor:Coffee peene se pahle cup mein se chammach Nikal liya kar

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What will Dharam Paji say to Hema Malini, if he wants her to call him.


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Santa told Banta: Oye, Mujhe India ka Rashtrpati banna hai.

Banta: Oye, Tu paagal to nahi hai?

Santa: (scared) : Kyun, Is it required?
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Santa and Banta are walking through the market, Santa spots a beautiful gal and comments..."Iski Maa ki Cho oot, kya maal hai yaar"
to which Banta says,
Arey, Cho oot se yaad aaya, Bhabhi kaisi hai?
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Santa and Banta are walking through the market, Santa spots a beautiful gal and comments..."Iski Maa ki Cho oot, kya maal hai yaar"
to which Banta says,
Arey, Cho oot se yaad aaya, Bhabhi kaisi hai?
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edit: If you've got the new Google Toolbar, type "bhabhi" and look for the suggestions
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