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Old June 22nd, 2010, 12:24 AM
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Talking What if Vijay Mallya took over LPG cylinder distribution?

We all know that Vijay Mallya has a successful liqour company and also owns a successful airline Kingfisher airlines.

Now what if he decided to take over LPG gas cylinder distribution?


For one thing, all men would stay at home and learn to cook!


Why?


Well ...



















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Here's why!

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hahaha sahi.. isko 300 $ waala tip dena mangta.. kyun Amtha pai
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Re: What if Vijay Mallya took over LPG cylinder distribution?

ohh man,you just scared me with the title.i imagined mallya sitting in a pot with a pipeline before i opened this thread.
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hahaha sahi.. isko 300 $ waala tip dena mangta.. kyun Amtha pai


I will pay double to this one if she brings the gas cylinder to my home and provides GFE along with it.
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I will pay double to this one if she brings the gas cylinder to my home and provides GFE along with it.
cheapo saale! You want GFE from a hot chick like that for just $600! Dream on! You remind me of Alan from Two and a Half Men.

He asks Charlie to help him get a hooker. Charlie sets it up. Alan asks if he can pay by CC to get points.
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cheapo saale! You want GFE from a hot chick like that for just $600! Dream on! You remind me of Alan from Two and a Half Men.

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Kyu be gulti?

Cheapo kisku boltaa hai?

Ghante ke GFE kaa $600 is higher. Baat aise kartaa hai jaise tu $1000 waali thoktaa hai.
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cheapo saale! You want GFE from a hot chick like that for just $600! Dream on! You remind me of Alan from Two and a Half Men.

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$300 for a gas cylinder,apna India mei to Rs 315 ka hai
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$300 for a gas cylinder,apna India mei to Rs 315 ka hai
Abhi 100 Rs. badne wala hai yaar. Saali mehengai..
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Abhi 100 Rs. badne wala hai yaar. Saali mehengai..
Ab to congressi govt ka bharosa nahi ,friday ko petrol/diesel/lpg ka rate bada degi aur saturday ko kuch purana lafda khol degi,news channel waale petroleum ko bhool kar uss purane lafde ka postmortem karenge
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$300 for a gas cylinder,apna India mei to Rs 315 ka hai

they meant 300 rupees too swami prah, $300 main to iss jaisi larki bhi aaa jayegi
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Ab to congressi govt ka bharosa nahi ,friday ko petrol/diesel/lpg ka rate bada degi aur saturday ko kuch purana lafda khol degi,news channel waale petroleum ko bhool kar uss purane lafde ka postmortem karenge
Congress is an ustad of long standing in the sort of stuff Amtha mentioned here .. they will increase the petrol prices by say 5 rs. and then, following public protest, they will bring it down to Rs. 3.53 or something.
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they meant 300 rupees too swami prah, $300 main to iss jaisi larki bhi aaa jayegi
Mai khush ho gaya tha ke mai saste mei gas cylinder kharid raha hu yaha par

Kya boss mujhe to aapne dukhi kar diya waha ke cylinder ka rate batakar (sad ka emoticon kaunsa hai )
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idhar gas wala cooking range nahi milta (normally) electric coils wala milta hai

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