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Old November 15th, 2013, 02:34 PM
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Joke for Today!

Girl - Mom I am pregnant!

Mom - Kya??? Kaise???

Girl - It was an accident!

Mom - Accident?? Kalmuhi!! Sadak pe chalte chalte laude pe gir gayi thi kya??
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Old November 15th, 2013, 02:36 PM
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Jinn: Kya hukum hai mere aaka

Admi : mere bank mein 10 karod, juhu mein bungala, rolls royce aur deepika padukone se shaadi dus minute mein ho jaaye!!

Jinn: bakchodi nahi, hukum karein aaka!!
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Old November 15th, 2013, 03:05 PM
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Kid1:Mere papa itne tall hai k jump marke fan pakad lete hain
Kid2:Mere papa b lambe hain,pr woh yeh sab chutiyagiri nahi karte
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Old November 18th, 2013, 12:59 PM
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Re: Joke for Today!

Teacher to Banta: Tell me five animals living in water?
Banta: Frog.
Teacher: Theek hai, hor das?
Banta: Frog da peo, ohdi maa, behen te wotti.
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Old November 18th, 2013, 01:07 PM
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Teacher to Banta: Tell me five animals living in water?
Banta: Frog.
Teacher: Theek hai, hor das?
Banta: Frog da peo, ohdi maa, behen te wotti.
sahi..
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Old November 18th, 2013, 01:14 PM
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Tujhe agar hasne aaya toh ab mujhe iss baat par hassna padega
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Kid1:Mere papa itne tall hai k jump marke fan pakad lete hain
Kid2:Mere papa b lambe hain,pr woh yeh sab chutiyagiri nahi karte
Lol Swami! I think a direct copy of the Marathi joke:

"uncha tar maajhe baba pan ahet pan asa chavatpana karat nahit"
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Old November 18th, 2013, 01:27 PM
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chavatpana = chutiyagiri
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chavatpana = chutiyagiri
Thoda bahut creative license ...
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Badri ji 's favorite guy !



Indian guy - Video Bomb,..
Yess,. now I am on camera,. I forgot to smile,..

Creepy Cricket fan,..
http://www.youtube.com/embed/DYr7eDeTQuk
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सुहागरात के दिन पत्नी अपने भारी भरकम
वस्त्रों को निकाल कर फ़ेंक रही थी और हलके
वस्त्र धारण कर रही थी !
तभी पति महोदय की एंट्री हुई और उन्होंने
कपड़ों के ढेर को देखा !
पत्नी ने पति की तरफ तिरछी नजरों से देखते
हुए कहा :-
पता है न क्या करना है ?
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पति ( बाहर भागते हुए ) : ऐसी कि तैसी, मैं
इतनी रात में कपडे कभी नहीं धोऊंगा ! बस !
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I agree with Luv-You-Long-time Land...........
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How Europeans see America .. I guess most of the world sees America this way.

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