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Old January 16th, 2009, 12:49 PM
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Some funnies.

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> My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the
> channels.
> She asked, 'What's on the TV?'
> I said, 'Dust.'
> And then the fight started...
> ======================================================================
> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
> She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in seconds.'
> I bought her a scale.
> And then the fight started...
> ====================================================================
> When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
> someplace expensive....
> so, I took her to a gas station...
> And then the fight started....
> ====================================================================
> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,
> and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat
> alone at a nearby table.
> My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.. I understand she took to
> drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
> hasn't been sober since.'
> 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
> celebrating that long?'
> And then the fight started...
> ===========================================================
> I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
> and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes
> you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
> Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I am not
> HAPPY!'
> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
> And then the fight started...
> ==== ========================================= =======
> ========================
> THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER
> When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
> that I should get it fixed.
> But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the
> truck, the car, playing golf "
> Always something more important to me.
> Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
> home one day,
> I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny
> pair of sewing scissors.
> I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I
> was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a
> toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as
> well sweep the driveway.'
> The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
> Moral to these stories : Marriage is a relationship in which one person
> is always right, and the other is the husband.
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Old January 16th, 2009, 12:56 PM
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Re: Some funnies.

And, in that relationship, I wonder who Happy (Singh) is
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Old January 16th, 2009, 01:20 PM
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Re: Some funnies.

you missed some.......

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Soci! al Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Naaah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------- A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.! '

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started....

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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday

and then the fight started.....

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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The wo! man, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And then the fight started.....

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back in! to bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And then the fight started ...

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asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet
appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "! Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....
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Old January 16th, 2009, 02:09 PM
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Re: Some funnies.

awesome blossom...
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Re: Some funnies.

funny.....
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Old January 16th, 2009, 04:48 PM
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funny funny
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hahaha
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