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Old January 4th, 2010, 01:51 PM
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I saw the movie 'Three idiots' with sitting nearby Dia mirza!!

I just came back from a show of three idiots at PVR multiplex at phoenix mills shopping mall.

As i was going to sit down after standing for our national anthem ,i saw that the resplendent beauty called dia mirza was sitting just three seats away from me !!

At first i could not believe it .......

But i asked the person on my side and he confirmed that it was indeed dia .

She was wearing a simple top and jeans and was with a guy.

In the interval i was able to take a clear look at her.

She is fair ,real fair .....and her skin seems to be real soft........

Gonna sleep with her in my dreams..........

P S- my friends jokingly call her dia shete ( shete is my surname ) ,i like her so much !!
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Wow! I hope she had no far-problems after everyone recognized her.
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Wow! I hope she had no far-problems after everyone recognized her.

No ,PVR multiplex has tickets worth 300 RS and because of the price ,the crowd is too sophisticated to bother her.

there were quite a few stares though .
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Wow! I hope she had no far-problems after everyone recognized her.
People dont care too much in Mumbai... its an everyday thing to see stars... BTW Dia Mirza is not a big star.
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Re: I saw the movie 'Three idiots' with sitting nearby Dia mirza!!

Thank god you didnt marry her...other wise she would have been called
Piece of Shete

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Thank god you didnt marry her...other wise she would have been called
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No she would have given shete to everyone...............

Diya Shete ...............Get it
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No. if he marries Dia, he will convert to Mirza, and we will have a Dr. Ashok Mirza here..
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People dont care too much in Mumbai... its an everyday thing to see stars... BTW Dia Mirza is not a big star.
yes ,if you go to restaurants or cafes in andheri west you can meet up lot of TV actors.At night if you go to Bandra spots,you can see the like of john abraham and bipasha and other such actors on a reg basis.
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Gonna sleep with her in my dreams..........

P S- my friends jokingly call her dia shete ( shete is my surname ) ,i like her so much !!
Bus sapnay hee dekh sakta hai Mungeri laal tu

Yahee aukaat hai teri , aajtunay khud ba khud byaan kar dee .HAHAHAHAHA .

ROFLMAO

Aaj mujhe tujh pay jitni hasee aa rahe hai pehle kabhi nahin aayee. I must admit that I had underestimated your coefficient of chutyaapan.

I often wonder why are Indians so star struck ? And the only reason that I can come up with is that it is their inferiority complex which makes them so .

Rahee baat teray doston ki , toh chutye voh tera mazaak urRaa rahe hotayn hai aur tu samajh nahin paata.Yeh tera ek aur chutyaapa hai joh mujhe bahut hansaa rahaa hai

Dia aur Shete Hahahahaha .

Tune voh kahaawat toh suni hee hogi , ki yeh moonh aur masoor kee daal .Abay fact yeh hai ki tu uskaa zamaadaar bunNay laayak bhee nahin hai .Do you even have an iota of an idea how are you sounding like -

Shakal chudailon kee hai teri aur mizaaz pario kay .

ROFLMAO

I had my Saturday .Thanks Jhatka:-)

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Bus sapnay hee dekh sakta hai Mungeri laal tu

Yahee aukaat hai teri , aajtunay khud ba khud byaan kar dee .HAHAHAHAHA .

ROFLMAO
Abe KHATMAL ,kamse kam mai uske sapney to dekh sakta hu......
teri to uske sapne dekhne ki bhi aukaat nahi hai

ulta jab woh NIGHTMARES dekhti rahegi, tab usey tujh jaise logon ki shakal dikhti rahegi aur useki neend udti rahegi.........



Aaj mujhe tujh pay jitni hasee aa rahe hai pehle kabhi nahin aayee. I must admit that I had underestimated your coefficient of chutyaapan.

lekin tujh jaisaa TUCHHA admi ( ki jaanwar ) chutiyapan karne mey kitnaa EFFICIENT hai usmey koi underestimation maine nahi kiyaa thaa...........


I often wonder why are Indians so star struck ? And the only reason that I can come up with is that it is their inferiority complex which makes them so .

purey india ke baare mey sochne ka naa hee tere paas dimag hai ,naa hi teri aukaat.

tu bas apni gaay bhaiso key baarey mey socha kar ,kyunki unmey reh kar tera dimaag bhi unkey jaisaa ho gayaa hai........



Rahee baat teray doston ki , toh chutye voh tera mazaak urRaa rahe hotayn hai aur tu samajh nahin paata.Yeh tera ek aur chutyaapa hai joh mujhe bahut hansaa rahaa hai
agar merey doston ko tu chutiya bol raha hai, to yeh tere ko maaloom nahi hai kya ,ki chutiyon ki baaton par dhyan nahi dete.

lekin yeh samajhnaa mai kis MAHACHUTIYA se expect kar raha hu......



Dia aur Shete Hahahahaha .
kam se kam DIYA BUDHIAN nahi bol rahay hai ,nahi to log samjhenge ki diya BUDHIAN ho gayee hai


Tune voh kahaawat toh suni hee hogi , ki yeh moonh aur masoor kee daal .Abay fact yeh hai ki tu uskaa zamaadaar bunNay laayak bhee nahin hai .
arey bhikmangey KHATMAL ,tu uskaa naukar bananay ke laayak bhi nahi hai.



Do you even have an iota of an idea how are you sounding like -

Shakal chudailon kee hai teri aur mizaaz pario kay .

ROFLMAO
meri shakal achhi hai eesliye mainey mera photo merey profile pey lagaayaa hai.......

lekin tu.......

kabhi apni GHATIYA shakal dikhaata nahi hai ees forum pey........

kyunki RAVAN bhi sharmaayega aisee shakal payee hai tune......

jab tu raastey pey bhataktaa hai tab log apney darwaaze khidkiyaa band kartey rahenge

KUTTE bhauknaa shuru kartey honge teri aahat sunkar.......

aur geedhad jama honaa shuru hatey rahenge......



I had my Saturday .Thanks Jhatka:-)
I had mine too .thanks KHATMAL
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1.>Abay Jhataky reply karnay ki itni jaldi mut kara kar .Pehlay post theek say paRh fir respond kar .Maine bilkul saaf saaf likha hai ki chutyaa tere dost nahin tu hai .Voh tera mazaak uRaatay hain aur tu samajhnahin paata .Tu usko compliment ki tarah leta hai jubki woh ek backhanded compliment hota hai .

2.>Rahi baat teri chipkaaye huee teri photo ki toh zyaada kyaa kahun bus nutshell may itna hee keh sakta hun ki jub teri shakal acchi nahin hai toh kum say baat acchi kar liyaa kar .

Rassi jal gayee Jhatakay teri but bal nahin gaye abhi tak

Abhi thoRi dayr may jaakar tu mods/admin kay saamne ronay waala hai( ho sakta hai ab tak ro bhee chukaa ho ) ki Narci meri fir lay raha hai , usko atleast itna toh keh do ki tayl yeah vaseline use kar lay , sookhay sookhay may bahut dard hota hai


Waisay ek baat kee teri taareef karnee paregee , himmat hai tere andar joh tunay apni photo bhee chipkaa dee yahaan pay .Jahaan tak mera andaaz hai yeh tere portfolio kee best photo hogee aur tujhe andaaz hee nahin yakeen bhee hoga ki isme tu Gladrags Mr India say kum nahin lag raha hai

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jub tunay photo chayp hee dee hai for us to see and comment allow me to let you know the very first rule/principle of getting clicked.

Kabhi bhee photo khinchwaate waqt Lund kay aage haath nahin rakhtay .Not only it's bad manners but also sends a very derogatory message about the person who is getting clicked .Dekhne waale ko lagta hai ki iskaa lund nahin choti see lulli hai jisko cover up karne ki koshish kar rahaa hai .I am serious not kidding .Ask any expert photographer or search on the web .No gal will ever give a second glance to any such man/boy.Doesn't appears manly at all .Mard ko mardaangi dikhaane kaa chuppane kaa nahin.It's just analogous tu some gal who is getting clicked wuth legs wide open .You getting the drift.

Baate toh tu daaktari ki kartaa hai commonsense tujhme compounderi ki nahin hai .

Aisayich while sitting pillon always make sure youplace your open palms on your thighs and not hang them lose or kept the way u have kept in this pic or hold the backbar/stepknee et al.

Ek photo mere kehne say inhee kapro may isse pose may isee kamre may khinchwaa but keep your hands on the side bars of the chair and then see the difference for yourself .If possible sit straight , because you are wearing a formal chutya shirt

Tee aur jeans may relaxed chal jaata hai , but certainly not in cheques.Also Check may khaaskar itne baray may aadmi aur buddha lagta hai .Avoid wearing brown , doesn't suits real men unless they are tall , fair and terrific.Yeh ekdum paan chabaau sarkaari babu type lag raha hai tu isme.Daaktar bataata hai khud ko toh daaktar ki tarah dikh bhee toh sahi yaar .Saala teri yeh thakeli sadeli photo dekh kar toh accha khaasa jeeta jaagta insaan depression may aa jaayega aur aurtayn toh puke maar dengi.You just don't look confident in this pic , look like a bloody bechara takdeer kaa maara insaan joh sahi waqt aane kay intezaar may baitha intezaar kar raha hai .Pose ekdum striking hona chaayeah.

Rahee baat meri photo ki toh mujhe yaad bhee nahin ha ki maine kitnee dafaa kitne threads may apni pics post kee hain pichle dus saalon may .Haan profile may nahin lagaayee hai aur lagaaungaa bhee nahin .I am not public property for public consumption , jub jahaan zaroorat hogi chipka dungaa .Tere ilaava subne dekh rakhee hai , aur jum kay taareef bhee kee hai , kaali nazar naa lag jaaye uske liye kaala teeka lagaane ko bhee kahaa hai .Ho gayee teri tasalli ab .

For your personality wear absolutely plain colours except brown , green .Prefer white , if not plain shirts wer stripes but very thin stripes only on a pure white background , they will compliment you and tere chehre ka jitnaa haraamipun hai voh bhee chupaayege.Wear blue jeans exclusively.Every attire is not meant for everyone.Eat to please thyself and dress to please others.Thats the rule.Forget trousers for ever .They will ooze out your boring unimpressive haraami features.TRUST ME.
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jub tunay photo chayp hee dee hai for us to see and comment allow me to let you know the very first rule/principle of getting clicked.
terey jaise chutiye ko kisney allow kiyaa rules aur principles bataaney ke liyee.........

tera dimaag to bhaiso jaisaa hai ,tere jaise BADDIMAG se mujhe yeh advice lene ki jaroorat to nahi hai.......



Kabhi bhee photo khinchwaate waqt Lund kay aage haath nahin rakhtay .Not only it's bad manners but also sends a very derogatory message about the person who is getting clicked .Dekhne waale ko lagta hai ki iskaa lund nahin choti see lulli hai jisko cover up karne ki koshish kar rahaa hai .
teri chhotisi lulli hogi eesliye terko kisine yeh advice diyaa hogaa.

waise kis dekhney waale key saamney tuney apna lund chhupaney ki koshish ki thi.......?


aur manners seekhany ki jaroorat tujh jaisy kisaan sey nahi hai mujhe....

mai bade sheher kaa doctor hu ,achhi society mey uthana baithana hai mera........

tere jaisaa ghatiyaan randiyon mey nahi rehtaa mai......




I am serious not kidding .Ask any expert photographer or search on the web .No gal will ever give a second glance to any such man/boy.
ees liye ladkiyaan tereko jhaat bhi nahi deytee......

lagtaa hai tereko mardon ke paas apni pyas bujhani padti hai.........

woh bhi halkat kisam key........





Doesn't appears manly at all .Mard ko mardaangi dikhaane kaa chuppane kaa nahin.
tu sirf apni phati gand dikha bas.......



It's just analogous tu some gal who is getting clicked wuth legs wide open .You getting the drift.

Baate toh tu daaktari ki kartaa hai commonsense tujhme compounderi ki nahin hai .
toh tu ban compounder merey clinic mey.......

waise aukaat yahi hai teri......


Ek photo mere kehne say inhee kapro may isse pose may isee kamre may khinchwaa but keep your hands on the side bars of the chair and then see the difference for yourself .If possible sit straight , because you are wearing a formal chutya shirt
kamsey kam mai formal shirts pehentaa hu........

teri aukaat informal chhadi aur banian pehenne ki bhi nahi hai...



Tee aur jeans may relaxed chal jaata hai , but certainly not in cheques.Also Check may khaaskar itne baray may aadmi aur buddha lagta hai .
lagta hai tu buddha dikhtaa hai checks mey.....

eesliye tera naam BUDHIYAAN rakhha hai.........



Avoid wearing brown , doesn't suits real men
TO tu mat pehen......

waisey bhi tu mard nahi hijada hai....




Yeh ekdum paan chabaau sarkaari babu type lag raha hai tu isme.Daaktar bataata hai khud ko toh daaktar ki tarah dikh bhee toh sahi yaar .Saala teri yeh thakeli sadeli photo dekh kar toh accha khaasa jeeta jaagta insaan depression may aa jaayega aur aurtayn toh puke maar dengi.
tu nahi aayegaa depression mey.........

kyonki tu pehle se aa chukaa hai.......meri gaaliyaan sunke

waise terpe teri biwi puke markey maikey chali gayi hai ees liye tu yahaan bakwas karney aayaa hai...





You just don't look confident in this pic , look like a bloody bechara takdeer kaa maara insaan joh sahi waqt aane kay intezaar may baitha intezaar kar raha hai .Pose ekdum striking hona chaayeah.
mai takdeer kaa maara nahi hu , mai terey baarey mey chinta kar raha hu ki teri shakal ke wajah sey teri kismat kit ni phut gayi hai......


Rahee baat meri photo ki toh mujhe yaad bhee nahin ha ki maine kitnee dafaa kitne threads may apni pics post kee hain pichle dus saalon may .Haan profile may nahin lagaayee hai aur lagaaungaa bhee nahin .I am not public property for public consumption , jub jahaan zaroorat hogi chipka dungaa .Tere ilaava subne dekh rakhee hai , aur jum kay taareef bhee kee hai , kaali nazar naa lag jaaye uske liye kaala teeka lagaane ko bhee kahaa hai .Ho gayee teri tasalli ab .
woh sab taareef teri bakchodi se bachney ke liye kee hogee.......

logon ney bolaa hogaa kee taaref ki to eeska rana dhonaa nahi sunna padegaa........

sach bataaya toh apney haath chhati pey peetna shuru kar deygaa.......


phir eesko control karegaa kaun.....



Forget trousers for ever .They will ooze out your boring unimpressive haraami features.TRUST ME.


but you always wear trousers .......

it will cover your phati gand........
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jub tunay photo chayp hee dee hai for us to see and comment allow me to let you know the very first rule/principle of getting clicked.

Kabhi bhee photo khinchwaate waqt Lund kay aage haath nahin rakhtay .Not only it's bad manners but also sends a very derogatory message about the person who is getting clicked .Dekhne waale ko lagta hai ki iskaa lund nahin choti see lulli hai jisko cover up karne ki koshish kar rahaa hai .I am serious not kidding .Ask any expert photographer or search on the web .No gal will ever give a second glance to any such man/boy.Doesn't appears manly at all .Mard ko mardaangi dikhaane kaa chuppane kaa nahin.It's just analogous tu some gal who is getting clicked wuth legs wide open .You getting the drift.

Baate toh tu daaktari ki kartaa hai commonsense tujhme compounderi ki nahin hai .

Aisayich while sitting pillon always make sure youplace your open palms on your thighs and not hang them lose or kept the way u have kept in this pic or hold the backbar/stepknee et al.

Ek photo mere kehne say inhee kapro may isse pose may isee kamre may khinchwaa but keep your hands on the side bars of the chair and then see the difference for yourself .If possible sit straight , because you are wearing a formal chutya shirt

Tee aur jeans may relaxed chal jaata hai , but certainly not in cheques.Also Check may khaaskar itne baray may aadmi aur buddha lagta hai .Avoid wearing brown , doesn't suits real men unless they are tall , fair and terrific.Yeh ekdum paan chabaau sarkaari babu type lag raha hai tu isme.Daaktar bataata hai khud ko toh daaktar ki tarah dikh bhee toh sahi yaar .Saala teri yeh thakeli sadeli photo dekh kar toh accha khaasa jeeta jaagta insaan depression may aa jaayega aur aurtayn toh puke maar dengi.You just don't look confident in this pic , look like a bloody bechara takdeer kaa maara insaan joh sahi waqt aane kay intezaar may baitha intezaar kar raha hai .Pose ekdum striking hona chaayeah.

Rahee baat meri photo ki toh mujhe yaad bhee nahin ha ki maine kitnee dafaa kitne threads may apni pics post kee hain pichle dus saalon may .Haan profile may nahin lagaayee hai aur lagaaungaa bhee nahin .I am not public property for public consumption , jub jahaan zaroorat hogi chipka dungaa .Tere ilaava subne dekh rakhee hai , aur jum kay taareef bhee kee hai , kaali nazar naa lag jaaye uske liye kaala teeka lagaane ko bhee kahaa hai .Ho gayee teri tasalli ab .

For your personality wear absolutely plain colours except brown , green .Prefer white , if not plain shirts wer stripes but very thin stripes only on a pure white background , they will compliment you and tere chehre ka jitnaa haraamipun hai voh bhee chupaayege.Wear blue jeans exclusively.Every attire is not meant for everyone.Eat to please thyself and dress to please others.Thats the rule.Forget trousers for ever .They will ooze out your boring unimpressive haraami features.TRUST ME.
Dude ZZYY ..... I personally tink you are an intelligant moron but this post was really funny. I am gonna rep u for this ...... Good One .... You have given the doc here nice dry humping .........
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1.>Abay Jhataky reply karnay ki itni jaldi mut kara kar .Pehlay post theek say paRh fir respond kar .Maine bilkul saaf saaf likha hai ki chutyaa tere dost nahin tu hai .
tu kya likhta hai terepe kaun dhyan deta hai....

aur saturday night pey daaru ar randi key nashe mey dhut tu kaunsi gaaliyaan baktaa hai uspar kaun dhyan deta hai........





Voh tera mazaak uRaatay hain aur tu samajhnahin paata .Tu usko compliment ki tarah leta hai jubki woh ek backhanded compliment hota hai .
mere doston ko mai achha samajhta hu........

kamse kam backhanded compliment to dete hai.......

teri ravan jaisee ghatiyan shakal dekhke tere dost aisee backhanded compliment bhi nahi denge tereko.....

kyoki diyaa jaise ladki ke saath tere jaise KHATMAL kaa naam jodne kaa saahas woh sapne may bhi nahi soch sakte....



2.>Rahi baat teri chipkaaye huee teri photo ki toh zyaada kyaa kahun bus nutshell may itna hee keh sakta hun ki jub teri shakal acchi nahin hai toh kum say baat acchi kar liyaa kar .
shakal achhi nahi hai teri eesliye apne photo to chipkane kee himmat nahi hai teri yahaan pey.......

baaten tu kitni giri hui karta hai yeh bataaney ki jaroorat hai kya........



Rassi jal gayee Jhatakay teri but bal nahin gaye abhi tak

Abhi thoRi dayr may jaakar tu mods/admin kay saamne ronay waala hai( ho sakta hai ab tak ro bhee chukaa ho ) ki Narci meri fir lay raha hai , usko atleast itna toh keh do ki tayl yeah vaseline use kar lay , sookhay sookhay may bahut dard hota hai
maine toh suna tha......actually sutradhatji ney khud bataaya mujhe ki tuney tere dost se bohot emotional PMs bhijwaye the unko last time ,ki ashdoc ko ban karo,ban karo........tera dost bohat royaa gidgidaaya phir bhi sutradharji nahi maaney to tune usse aur ek drama karvaya.......usko bola ki tu khud ko ban kar de aur jabtak ashdoc ban nahi hotaa tab tak mai aaungaa nahi ees forum pey aisaa nirdhar kar.......

tere dost ney aisaa kiyaa bhi........

meri ek binti hai terese.......


ashdoc key samne teri itni phat-ti hai toh yeh dramey apne doston sey karwaney key bajaay khud kiyaa kar..........

kamse kam apni phati gand sabko dikha.......




Waisay ek baat kee teri taareef karnee paregee , himmat hai tere andar joh tunay apni photo bhee chipkaa dee yahaan pay .
lekin tu aisee himmat mat karnaa.......

teri khatara shakal dekhkey baki echarchans bhag jaayenge.........




Jahaan tak mera andaaz hai yeh tere portfolio kee best photo hogee aur tujhe andaaz hee nahin yakeen bhee hoga ki isme tu Gladrags Mr India say kum nahin lag raha hai
mai achha hee dikhta hun.....

tu bas itna kar ki apni ghatiyaa shakal yahaaan mat dikha........

sirf fati gand dikha..........



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