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Old February 12th, 2014, 12:21 PM
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Going to Bara Banki in few weeks for a business trip. I will be there for a week travelling to Kursi, Kheoli and Dewa. Never been there . Any suggestions ?

Sethji is giving me Rs. 175 allowance per day which incluces hotel and food.

Check my Badri in Baroda thread. I don;t want to say anything more......

Will be going by transport bus ( IIIrd Class ) . Staying in some cheap hotel .....


What should be doing there at night ???

Any good night night-clubs? Massage places? Whore houses?
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Old February 12th, 2014, 12:29 PM
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Isn't this in Kanpur dehaat? What business you have there?
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Old February 12th, 2014, 12:36 PM
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Re: Badri in Bara Banki

I thought you were serious unless I read your thread.Would be in Allahabad , Banaras and near by from 2nd march to 10th march for various shadi ki daawats .

About whore houses in Bara banki in the next post...
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Old February 12th, 2014, 12:39 PM
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Going to Bara Banki in few weeks for a business trip. I will be there for a week travelling to Kursi, Kheoli and Dewa. Never been there . Any suggestions ?

Sethji is giving me Rs. 175 allowance per day which incluces hotel and food.

Check my Badri in Baroda thread. I don;t want to say anything more......

Will be going by transport bus ( IIIrd Class ) . Staying in some cheap hotel .....


What should be doing there at night ???

Any good night night-clubs? Massage places? Whore houses?


Barabanki ki रंडियों की booking Conditions -

1: चूत की गहराई उंगली से नहीं नापी जाएगी

2:चोदने के लिए Imported Condoms दिए जायेंगे। इस्तेमाल से पहले पानी डालकर या फुलाकर देखना ग्राहक की जिम्मेदारी होगी

3: लंड को चूत में ही डालना पड़ेगा,मुहं या गांड में डालने पर पेनल्टी चार्ज होगा।

4: निप्पल दांत से नहीं काटेंगे बस हलके हलके चूस सकते हो

5:लंड बड़ा हो या छोटा Rate एक ही रहेगी। छोटे लंड वाले मगज मारी नहीं करें

6: चुदाई तेल लगाकर ही होगी थूंक का इस्तेमाल नहीं होगा। जापानी तेल या वियाग्रा का इतेमाल यदि ग्राहक करेगा तो rates दुगनी देनी होगी।

7: वीर्य निकलने के बाद खेल ख़त्म किसी भी प्रकार की मादरचोदी नहीं सही जायेगी।

8:चूत में लंड झाड़ा तो गांड में मूसल डाल दिया जायेगा जिसकी समस्त जिम्मेदारी ग्राहक की होगी।
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Old February 12th, 2014, 12:45 PM
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Isn't this in Kanpur dehaat? What business you have there?
Same as Dirty has in Singapore. No body asked him such questions ... why me, strange.

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Old February 12th, 2014, 12:48 PM
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Nothing worthwhile to visit in small city ...people suck...just get good sleep as you will be overworked by wickedly charming bhaiyyas during the day...
Really? Charming UP Bhaiyas sucking charmingly? Thank you for suggestion. Will try for sure.
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Going to Bara Banki in few weeks for a business trip. I will be there for a week travelling to Kursi, Kheoli and Dewa. Never been there . Any suggestions ?

Sethji is giving me Rs. 175 allowance per day which incluces hotel and food.

Check my Badri in Baroda thread. I don;t want to say anything more......

Will be going by transport bus ( IIIrd Class ) . Staying in some cheap hotel .....


What should be doing there at night ???

Any good night night-clubs? Massage places? Whore houses?
The Mataji ki tekri is a must-see. The local specialty is falooda made out of urea-milk. Also, you should attend a Maoist rebel camp, if you have the time.
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Old February 12th, 2014, 01:03 PM
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I am in jodhpur , Come on over to this side of India and be entertained .
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Same as Dirty has in Singapore. No body asked him such questions ... why me, strange.

Asshole.............
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The Mataji ki tekri is a must-see. The local specialty is falooda made out of urea-milk. Also, you should attend a Maoist rebel camp, if you have the time.
Btw, I forgot to mention that while you are there, you should partake in a gang-raping event. It's a free event and it takes place every other night at the town center.
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The Mataji ki tekri is a must-see. The local specialty is falooda made out of urea-milk. Also, you should attend a Maoist rebel camp, if you have the time.
You are strangely acting today. Go to temple even before I have done anything wrong to apologise for? Do you know of any gay bars or turkish baths in or near city? I was counting on Deshpremi but he is busy catering to the needs of Dirty.


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Its actually just a 5 min walk from Swissotel.
Deshpremi, thanks for invitation but I don't do no threesomes. Let Dirty enjoy you solo. Don't chew on more than you can bite ... that 5 min walk will take you excruciatingly painful one hour ... once I am finished with you that is.


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I am in jodhpur , Come on over to this side of India and be entertained .
Would love to if Swamiji won't mind. You two were in an open relationship ... I didn't know.
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Really? Charming UP Bhaiyas sucking charmingly? Thank you for suggestion. Will try for sure.
bakri-prasad....the one with posts resembling goat droppings
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bakri-prasad....the one with posts resembling goat droppings
Do you know that goat droppings (and dipped in molten lead and then in celllulose solution and then dried) initially used as ball bearings in olden days? After that when a guy noticed that molten drops of lead dropped in cold water formed balls were used which then was also the first technique to make iron ball bearings..?

So now you use ball bearings for all kinds of stuff.. think without goat droppings what would have happened..

Also that BAT droppings were used as the "powder" in olden days for guns? So you cannot go about insulting shit all around like that.. respect shit man.. respect shit.
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I was counting on Deshpremi but he is busy catering to the needs of Dirty.


Deshpremi, thanks for invitation but I don't do no threesomes. Let Dirty enjoy you solo. Don't chew on more than you can bite ... that 5 min walk will take you excruciatingly painful one hour ... once I am finished with you that is.
Badri bhaiyya, I am touched that you value my opinion/ suggestions that you were waiting for me to suggest activities in Bara Banki. Sadly since I have never been to Bara Banki or anywhere within a 273 km radius of the place, I would not be qualified to suggest anything. If you do plan to go to Kapurthala/ Mandi Gobindgarh or even Phagwara in Punjab, I can provide ample advice.

Regarding your second statement, if you come to singapore, do let me know in advance, I will be waiting for you with my Arse cheeks spread open. BUT, if on seeing my hairy arse you change your mind, I will fart on your face till you faint and then what I will do to you will make your walk really painful, coz you will miss your balls which reduce the friction between your legs while you walk, as they act like BALL bearings mentioned by Gpel.
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