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Old July 29th, 2002, 01:02 PM
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Talking The curious case of the Multiple IDs..Jasoos Jasouza investigates

The curious case of the Multiple IDs..Jasoos Jasouza investigates


Monday Morning.Jasoos Jasouza threw the Daily Jasoos in disgust on the table.
"yeh kya lafda hai, man?" he said peevishly to Sidekick Shinde.

"maaloom nahin boss.", Shinde replied absent-mindedly, following the curvy Miss Ilaychi Inamdar as she passed by the door.

"arre tum sunta hai ki nahin? paper padha? haan?? arre baba yeh eCharcha main
kya lafda chalta hai baap?? log kya multiple ID leke kya achar dalenga??
arre ek ID kaafi nahin toh dus-dus ID se khel khelta hai yeh joker log.."

"achcha! aisa kya?" shinde replied, still heady with the sight of Miss Ilayachi.

"arre tum to bilkul hi gone case hai, man. Arre baba multiple ID hi nahin yeh chokra log chokri ka maafik ID leke bhi chetting karat hai..!!"

"kya karta hai?" asked Shinde

"arre baba chetting.. chetting ..woh aajkal ka chokra-chokri log compooter par
baith kar baat krat hai naa usko chetting bolta hai..samjha? arre tereko kya maloom compooter kya hota hai..! arre udhar main koi narci karke hai..woh suna pachas ID banaya..kitna to chokri log ka bhes main bhi aaya..sexy-sexy aisa koi naam leke..ulloo banane ke vaaste..ye kya zamaana aa gaya hai.."

"CID ka isme kya kaam?"

"arre shinde shinde CID nahin bola main ID bola. yaani ke doosra doosra naam..aisa soch ke tu apna naam Dharmender rakh liya aisaich letter ke vaase..ya phir amitaabh..apun ko to Michael hi theek hai..Michael maloom hai naa? harek hindi picture main jo Goa ka hota hai uska naam Michael hota hai..to aisa hi..koi bhi naam yaane ke ID yane jaisa ki Identi Carad hota hai waisaich ..alag alag naam rakhta hai yeh log..."

"hmmm...serious baat lagta hai..chokri log ke baare mein tum kya bolta tha??" Shinde perked up suddenly displaying some interest..

"Arre baba ladka ladki banke aata hai ladki ladka banke aata hai..koi Pig banke aata hai..koi Big banke aata hai..koi tinda banke aata hai koi jhinga banke aata hai...kal ko koi lauki baingan ban ke aayenga..asli aadmi kaun hai kisi ko maaloom nahin..."

"mereku sab Psycho case lagta hai baap"Shinde ventured..

"Haan woh bhi hai.bahut psycho case hai.screw dheela hai bahut logon ka.
kya bolta hai..woh pershonality disorder hai..."

"toh aisa hai ki Narcissist is not Narcisist but I insist ki donoich paagal hai. Big-G aur Pig-G main kya bhrata ka naata hai ya aur kuch family issue hai maloom nahin..yek viking kaun hai..uska topi to dhurandhar bhi pehenta hai..yeh saverewaaligaaadi ya raatwaalijhaadi kaunsi bala hai...yeh sonaro is whereform whichfrom joo escaped..yeh munna babli kaunsi dafli baja rahen hain..yeh ek hi naam main he-she ka kya lafda hai..yeh videssee kya item hai..kabhi garam kabhi naram...aur yeh Parashuram zimbly kaun hai??koi dirty koi smelly ......."

"arre jasouza bhai kya hua??" shinde shrieked in horror as suddenly his boss fell on the floor with a crash.

Shinde knelt close to Jasouza to see if he was still breathing..He hurriedly sprinkeled some water on his boss who slowly opened his eyes..

"kya hua boss kya hua??"

"chakkar aa gaya ..s**la dimaag ghoom gaya is mystery se...bahut ho gaya baap!thoda feni la...dimaag thanda karna hai.."









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Old July 29th, 2002, 01:09 PM
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Really funny

Thanks for a funny and much related to the issues at hand post. Welcome back!!

I am sure and look forward to a reply by Big-G and GpeL.
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Old July 29th, 2002, 01:18 PM
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Wait for reply........... ( Abhi inspiration strike nahin huela hai )
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Old July 29th, 2002, 01:26 PM
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Old July 29th, 2002, 01:28 PM
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Shaahji... shabaash! Chhaa gaye ustaad!!!

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Old July 29th, 2002, 01:39 PM
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shah-n-shah is back in his original ID,
well some people on EC are suffering from MIDS (multiple ID syndrome)
but some unfortunate like me are suffereing from...NIDH (new ID hammali) i.e you get banned and have to create another e-mail account and ID here.....shucks...
just wondering why do I take so much trouble...

so there are three catogories for MID
1.)Forgetfull people forgetting passwords and usernames of the e-mail supplied.
2.)Really Split persona effect ones...
3.)People who wanna have fun...
4.)people who get banned but not killed.

all in all variety is the spice of life,you will not air honest opinions if you air your real identity....people in India get killed for that is it??
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Old July 29th, 2002, 02:11 PM
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ek saal pehalay saalay nay gaand maar dee thee , aaj usee gaand may do kilo khoon badhaa diyaa




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Old July 29th, 2002, 03:48 PM
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Good one Shahjee...............ek dum form main aayela hai bawa!
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Old July 29th, 2002, 04:09 PM
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Good one shah ji.

Sorry kharcha pai.. no funny rejoinders. Last time I tried some banter shah ji got very angry and left EC. I ain't repeating that mistake again. Shah ji wapis aa gaye vo hi kyaa kum khushi ki baat hai ki mai un ko naaraz karne ki gusthaki karun?
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Old July 29th, 2002, 04:46 PM
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good one, King O Kings
For a moment I thought you said King O Kong!

Good post Shahji raje!
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Talking WOW ..!!!

"toh aisa hai ki Narcissist is not Narcisist but I insist ki donoich paagal hai. Big-G aur Pig-G main kya bhrata ka naata hai ya aur kuch family issue hai maloom nahin..yek viking kaun hai..uska topi to dhurandhar bhi pehenta hai..yeh saverewaaligaaadi ya raatwaalijhaadi kaunsi bala hai...yeh sonaro is whereform whichfrom joo escaped..yeh munna babli kaunsi dafli baja rahen hain..yeh ek hi naam main he-she ka kya lafda hai..yeh videssee kya item hai..kabhi garam kabhi naram...aur yeh Parashuram zimbly kaun hai??koi dirty koi smelly ......."

wah bhai wah ...shahensham jee..maja aa gaya
something to learn from this post......dear Multiple ID echarchans ?

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