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Old September 13th, 2010, 05:15 PM
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An Old Woman Hit Me Just 10 Minutes Ago ...

She was aiming for nuts but hit my dick instead. It hurts. Old woman must have been strong and her stick had a metal tip. I didn't do nothing. She was blocking my way on the escalator. I said "maaji baju me hat jao please". I used the word please. She moved aside and let me pass. Couple of meters in front of her was a guy. She must have placed her stick between my legs while I waited for fatso to move aside. She would have hit my ass if she was taller. She was short so her hands were at right length to hit my dick.

I felt so humiliated but was forced to pretend to find it funny as couple of female colleagues also on same escalator laughed. They know of my handicap. Women have beaten and bruised me many times but in a more pleasant and co-operative manner.

Have you ever been beaten by a woman?
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Old September 13th, 2010, 06:27 PM
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Re: An Old Woman Hit Me Just 10 Minutes Ago ...

You should have hit back with your pandra-inchee
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Re: An Old Woman Hit Me Just 10 Minutes Ago ...

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You should have hit back with your pandra-inchee
If he had done that then the old woman would have ridden Badpadrisam pai all the way up in the elevator... aisa mauka itni age mein kaun chodega
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Old September 15th, 2010, 07:34 AM
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Re: An Old Woman Hit Me Just 10 Minutes Ago ...

I do not find anything funny. Old woman had no reason to hit between my legs. It hurt bad. I shudder to think of consequences, had she hit testicles. My handicap protected the jewels, this is what you call true friendship.

I have never seen old woman before. I felt sudden crushing pain, I thought my dick was having a heart attack or something. I didn't know bitch behind me had hit me with metal end of walking stick. Two female colleagues while doubling over in laughter pointed to her. Old woman stood there like she was innocent and didn't know anything.

Not funny.
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Re: An Old Woman Hit Me Just 10 Minutes Ago ...

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Not funny.

I respectfully disagree
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Re: An Old Woman Hit Me Just 10 Minutes Ago ...

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I felt so humiliated but was forced to pretend to find it funny as couple of female colleagues also on same escalator laughed. They know of my handicap. Women have beaten and bruised me many times but in a more pleasant and co-operative manner.
How did they come to know of your handicap ?Exhibition or peepshow
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Old September 15th, 2010, 09:56 AM
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How did they come to know of your handicap ?Exhibition or peepshow

After the company pool-party 5 years back, even the air-filled castle for kids there also know about his handicap.
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Re: An Old Woman Hit Me Just 10 Minutes Ago ...

Prashaadam babu, did you use the pandra-inchee to knock knock the poor old woman and ask "maaji, baaju hato......." so she looked back astonished and forgot to hear the rest of the sentence.........Her retort with that stick meant "how dare you call me maaji....you spoiled a good fancy with that pandra-inchee shnake....."
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Old September 15th, 2010, 07:09 PM
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Re: An Old Woman Hit Me Just 10 Minutes Ago ...

Smellybhai, you too? Come now guys. Wish I could join in the aughter and fun you having. Nothing funny about this. Everyone is talking about it but behind my back. Four nurses have dropped in three days with bandages and creams and all sort of shit. They want to have a look at bruises. Yes, I got bruises. She whacked the most sensitive part. It was as if I was struck by lightning. She was so quick and so sharp with her aim. Bloody bitch. This has never happened to me before, never. She stood like she was just an innocent old woman who couldn't even lift her arm. And she did this to me without any reason is the humiliating part of it all.
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Re: An Old Woman Hit Me Just 10 Minutes Ago ...

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She was aiming for nuts but hit my dick instead. It hurts. Old woman must have been strong and her stick had a metal tip. I didn't do nothing. She was blocking my way on the escalator. I said "maaji baju me hat jao please". I used the word please. She moved aside and let me pass. Couple of meters in front of her was a guy. She must have placed her stick between my legs while I waited for fatso to move aside. She would have hit my ass if she was taller. She was short so her hands were at right length to hit my dick.
Are you sure it was a "she" ? Are you sure that it was a stick with a metal tip?

It could have been a he with a pachasinchee who was really aiming for your ass but overshot (or maybe undershot ) the mark
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Old September 18th, 2010, 06:46 PM
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Re: An Old Woman Hit Me Just 10 Minutes Ago ...

Old lady hitting me is not something to laugh at. Please control your urge. Serious. But and because I am a positive minded man, old lady whacking at most sensitive part has been a blessings in disguise. Sensitive part got bruised blue and black. Now old dead skin is peeling off. All tell-tale signs and blemishes of years of use and abuse are gone, leaving behind what to an observer will look like a brand new imported sensitive part. And too add cream to the cake, brand new sensitive part is more sensitiver, like when I was a teenager.

Thank you all for concern.
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