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Old July 21st, 2014, 02:58 PM
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Talking Missing Wife

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector :-What is her height?
Husband :-I never checked.

Inspector :-Slim or healthy?.
Husband :-Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector :-Color of eyes?
Husband :-Never noticed.

Inspector :-Color of hair?
Husband :-Changes according to season.

Inspector :-What was she wearing?
Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector :-Was she driving?
Husband :-yes.

Inspector :-Color of the car? . . . . .

Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door ............. and then the husband started crying

Inspector:-Don't worry sir,.....We will find your car.
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Old July 21st, 2014, 03:19 PM
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a husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband :-i lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector :-what is her height?
Husband :-i never checked.

Inspector :-slim or healthy?.
Husband :-not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector :-color of eyes?
Husband :-never noticed.

Inspector :-color of hair?
Husband :-changes according to season.

Inspector :-what was she wearing?
Husband :-not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector :-was she driving?
Husband :-yes.


Inspector:-don't worry sir,.....we will find your goat. :d:d
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Re: Missing Wife

But why will the wife take the goat shopping And would the husband let her take the goat at all... I mean, isn't that the whole reason to send the wife out shopping
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Another one

पत्नी: सुनिये, मुझे आपका मोबाईल फोन देना जरा...!
पति : देता हूं... रूको जानेमन..!!
पति जल्दी जल्दी मे मोबाईल फोन मे .....
Delete video...
Delete picture...
Delete music...
Delete private folder...
Delete number...
Delete sms...
Delete outgoing calls...
Delete incoming calls...
Delete mms...
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Delete bbm...
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FORMAT Memory Card....!!!

अच्छा ये तो बताओ, करोगी क्या तूम ..?
पत्नी : मै टाईम देख़ना चाहती हूं कितना बजा है अभी..!
पति : टाईम ..!!!
पूछ भी तो सकती थी... Idiot ..!!

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