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This monday I saw a desi guy in lobby of office tending to his toddler kid.. I told my desi colleague, this bugger's wife is interviewing here.. Woh bola tere ko kaise maloom.. Before I could state the obvious the desi's wife dressed in formals carrying a folder in hand was walking towards him.
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Scene 1 - 4 of us are at a send off for our Boss at a dhaba which also serves alcohol and the boss is cursing at the top guys liberally and all are enjoying a good dose of alcohol and i had some 6 - 7 large ones of Smirnoff. One guy tells about a girl in his team with an OK face "She is flat, but they seem to be growing up after she got pregnant". i was having Vodka thinking it would not smell, but when i reach home better half tells that i am smelling more. I was not feeling much at the dhaba but just before sleeping i feel i am in some rocket. Thats the belated high effect of a Vodka.
Scene 2 - I meet this girl after 6 months when she turns up at off ice after a long absence. I say 'Congrats - is it a boyu or a girl'. She says . What??? i was on site. so much for her manager.
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Conversation taking place opposite me in an office in Dillika circa 98.
Girl A is talking to Girl B about her Boyfriend - Girl A - This guy loves all SRK movies and makes sure to watch them FDFS. Girl B- Is he Gay?
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Last friday in office near my cube ..
Lady A: I appreciate all you did to help our team. Lady B (in jest): I appreciate you appreciating me.. Hahaha. Me (getting disturbed and sounding a little irritated): and I appreciate both of you appreciating each other. Lady A, Lady B: hahahaha.. A teammate in nearby cube: Hahahaha.. Dude thats the best one I heard recently. |
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I sneaked up to her and said: Ankhein mundakar baithi ho tassavur mein kisi ke. Aise mein agar koi cham se aa jaye toh kya ho? (from sharabi)
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No he was looking at the mirror.........
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I remember, we had a great fun at one MNC here in the USA, I'd worked with,
when one Indian guy never knew that Randy is a male's name, and he was referring to him as 'her',.. " I received her e-mail she had left me a message and he was clearly pronouncing him in a desi style and accent like " Randii " !! lol. ![]() ![]() He was the same guy when he saw a bottle of " Muscle-man's apple juice " in the refrigerator and was asking a gora,.. R U a musal-maan / Moslum religion ? Last edited by Jagmohan; May 27th, 2015 at 08:17 AM. |
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I have a colleague named Randy (Randall) who was duly informed by his teammates..
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Hmmmmm. Gotch' Ya ! - aayina humein dekh kar,... Hairaan sa kyun hai !!
![]() Well,...... Did you also have had, experienced the same, ( apni hi kahaani,.. auron ki Zubaani ! ![]() ना मैं कंगी बनाता हुँ,...... ना मैं चोटी बनाता हूँ ! में आप-बीती को,.... मैं जग-बीती बनाता हूँ ! ![]() btw,... few here, are still of the strong opinion that, main kabhi ambeeerika gaya hi nahin hun,. except in my rosy dreams ! Main toh yahaan, bas yahin-kahin bambayi-Ahmedabad ki line pe nivaas kar riyo,... aur bade-bade door ke gappe hi bas laga riyo ! Talk is cheap ! ( - Vodaphone ) ![]() So? Make up your mind ! aap-beeti, muj-beeti, tuj-beeti, uus-beeti,.. or Jag-beeti ?? !! ![]() . Last edited by Jagmohan; May 28th, 2015 at 02:02 AM. |
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At least i believe that you are in Ummrika. You wont own half the internet with the bandwidth that comes in India.
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