office funnies

[Napolean]

Originally Posted by AmthaLal

That's not racism.
Black ppl use that word to greet Ofcourse as a slang of word Buddy" used by whites.

Like....waadup daawg! They call their owns also like that. Actually they call their own Nigga too. Nigga is old now. And Daawg is getting older too. But its not racist.
Loosen up. Understand American slang and street language.

But they threaten others by saying "I will complain to cops that you called me Nigga". Happened to me once!

[Charchila]

Originally Posted by Napolean

But they threaten others by saying "I will complain to cops that you called me Nigga". Happened to me once!

You called a nigga a nigga?

[AmthaLal]

Originally Posted by Napolean

But they threaten others by saying "I will complain to cops that you called me Nigga". Happened to me once!

If you (non black) call it, its racism.

[Napolean]

Originally Posted by Charchila

You called a nigga a nigga?

No I didn't call him - but he threatened me anyways showing me his phone !
I told him emphatically to go ahead and then he put phone back into his pocket.

[sarv_shaktimaan]

Originally Posted by AmthaLal

That's not racism.
Black ppl use that word to greet Ofcourse as a slang of word Buddy" used by whites.

Like....waadup daawg! They call their owns also like that. Actually they call their own Nigga too. Nigga is old now. And Daawg is getting older too. But its not racist.
Loosen up. Understand American slang and street language.

Dude i know all that.. I've mixed with plenty black guys to know their slang quite well .. Even Jamaican ones.

He was racist for other reasons.. He would talk trash about white folks and loved racist jokes. Laughed his heart out for 5 mins and took me out for lunch after I told him this joke .. Black ppl love bowling.. He says no they dont.. I said cause one black ball knocks out ten white pins.. And they all have red necks.

PS . I need to be careful abt what i write.. Ppl read things too carefully n confooj

[sgars]

Originally Posted by Aashika

Lol....love this one.

Good to hear that. i was not sure if it could made any one laugh. Why i had the question in the first place is because the lady is a Persian (Jew though and there was only 1 Jew left in Afghanistan in 2007)

Reminds me when i put the question "What did we call Pratibha Patil - Rashtrapani?" to a lady colleague and she burst out laughing.

[sgars]

Here is actually a factory incident from my first job in a PSU (Lets call in BCL - "Bharat Charcha Limited")

I had to handle a contractor during the shift, who was supposed to provide structural support. Every time, i asked their supervisor for something, his first response would be "Aadmi nahin hain - Kaam nahin hoga". i had to use different means to get them to work including coaxing and once some Gandhigiri by just following the guy wherever he went till he got fed up. Once, i got fed up and asked him "Dont your guys fear for their jobs. Do they think they are working for BCL??" The guy actually started laughing and just came up with "our co is no less than BCL". I later on came to know that their maalik (One Patel) was not paying the workers properly and as a result many did not show up. Later on this co was blacklisted. i was dealing with another contractor too, but had just to collect status from them and they did all the work.

[Sane Less]

This happened a few years ago. An american colleague and I were taking an interview of a candidate and it was in the afternoon and apparently this over-weight, white candidate had just finished up lunch at a spicy Indian restaurant. The food smell filled up the room and was over-bearing. The interview went for an hour... and quite smoothly.

Later on when we were discussing the interviewee, we exchanged our views and thoughts and I mentioned the smell. Here's the conversation...

I said, "Hey, did you notice the smell?"
My colleague, "What smell... I did not notice anything"
Me, "Hmmm, strange. There definitely was a strong spicy smell filling up the room"
Her, "Oh... that. Errr.... hmmm... unhhh uh... I thought... I thought that was you"

Gayi bhains paani mein

[Aashika]

Originally Posted by Sane Less

This happened a few years ago. An american colleague and I were taking an interview of a candidate and it was in the afternoon and apparently this over-weight, white candidate had just finished

I said, "Hey, did you notice the smell?"
My colleague, "What smell... I did not notice anything"
Me, "Hmmm, strange. There definitely was a strong spicy smell filling up the room"
Her, "Oh... that. Errr.... hmmm... unhhh uh... I thought... I thought that was you"

Gayi bhains paani mein

Lol!!! Awesome!

[swami]

Originally Posted by Sane Less

This happened a few years ago. An american colleague and I were taking an interview of a candidate and it was in the afternoon and apparently this over-weight, white candidate had just finished up lunch at a spicy Indian restaurant. The food smell filled up the room and was over-bearing. The interview went for an hour... and quite smoothly.

Later on when we were discussing the interviewee, we exchanged our views and thoughts and I mentioned the smell. Here's the conversation...

I said, "Hey, did you notice the smell?"
My colleague, "What smell... I did not notice anything"
Me, "Hmmm, strange. There definitely was a strong spicy smell filling up the room"
Her, "Oh... that. Errr.... hmmm... unhhh uh... I thought... I thought that was you"

Gayi bhains paani mein

[Sane Less]

Originally Posted by Aashika

Lol!!! Awesome!

Originally Posted by swami

I actually feigned anger and ire... and she actually walked over and came close and sensually smelled me all over... and said sorry.

[swami]

Originally Posted by Sane Less

I actually feigned anger and ire... and she actually walked over and came close and sensually smelled me all over... and said sorry.

Ab yaar jyada mat fek

[Sane Less]

Originally Posted by swami

Ab yaar jyada mat fek

No fake... true story. Gods promise.

[sarv_shaktimaan]

Originally Posted by swami

Ab yaar jyada mat fek

2 actually's gave it away and smelled sensually all over.. Where do you work? Playboy mansion?

[sgars]

At one place, a lady colleague puts a question -
" 'My son joined Nelco last Monday' - Which leader's name is hidden in this sentence?"
I break my head for some time and give up.

The answer goes as -

"Nelson Mondela".

After this, i used to call that lady as "Mondayla"