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Old May 4th, 2017, 04:25 PM
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Baap of all Jokes.

LIC Agent:santa ji, aap policy le lo.
Aapke bachcho ko paise milenge.
Santa: agar bachche na ho to?
Agent: aapki biwi ko milenge.
Santa: agar biwi na ho to?
Agent: Maa Baap ko milenge.
Santa: agar wo bhi na ho.?
Agent: Fir bahen, bhayio ko milenge
Santa: Koi aisa tariqa bqtao ki paise mujhe mile.?
Agent: Aap nahi le sakte
Santa: LO benchod ye to policy na huyi,'MERI gaand' ho gqyi,
jo har koi le sakta hai,
Sirf mai nahi le sakta.???
Man,


Whatspp is too fast.
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French or Punjabi?

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Boss : You can't come to office drunk.

Mallu Employee : Bud wei ser?
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French or Punjabi?
funny in Punjabi ..
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Re: Wednesday Special

Husband and Wife in Court Discussion .....

The Problem: Who should get Custody of the Child?

Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honour I brought d child into this world with Pain and Labour. So it should be in My Custody."

The Judge turns 2 Husband & says

"What do You have to say in your defence?"

The Husband sits for a while contemplating then slowly says.....

"Your Honour. If I put a dollar in a Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes Out, whose Pepsi is it? The Machine's or Mine?"

Yeh sunke...Wife replied: "Judge Sahab...Bartan Mera.. Doodh bhi Mera... Aur Usme Dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond Daalne se Dahi bana To fir Wo dahi kiska.? Mera ya 2 Boond daalne wale ka"

Husband replied : "😯Typewriter me kagaz Maine dala, keys daba-daba kar Mehnat Maine ki, fir Chithi kiski? Typewriter ki ya Meri?"

Frustrated Judge (Getting mad):

"Abey Saale Agar Tu Chithi Haath se hi likh leta To ye Noubat hi na Aati..."
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Re: Wednesday Special

Today is International Husband Day because the date says so - ਸਤਾਈ ਜੂਨ (27th June.. pronounced as satayi joon in Punjabi)

satayi = hassled
joon = person's life
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Today is International Husband Day because the date says so - ਸਤਾਈ ਜੂਨ (27th June.. pronounced as satayi joon in Punjabi)

satayi = hassled
joon = person's life
sahi.

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