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Old December 7th, 2011, 07:10 AM
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Woman touching banana is sin

I knew this was going to come some day !! Can't complain... very logical.

Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas


NEW DELHI: An unnamed Islamic cleric based in Europe has issued a ban on women touching fruits and vegetables resembling the male sexual organ to avoid "sexual thoughts".

The Egyptian news website Bikya Masr on Wednesday quoted the cleric whose diktat featured in an article on el-Senousa, a religious publication. The cleric has said that women should not even get close to bananas or cucumbers. "If women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve," the cleric dictated.

According to the cleric, bananas and cucumbers "resemble the male penis" and therefore could arouse women or "make them think of sex." The cleric also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women.

The news about this latest diktat against women went viral on the web with liberal Muslims feeling enraged and embarrassed. Repression of women in ultra-conservative Islamic societies has been an intense subject of debate throughout the world.

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Old December 7th, 2011, 07:39 AM
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I knew this was going to come some day !! Can't complain... very logical.

Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas


NEW DELHI: An unnamed Islamic cleric based in Europe has issued a ban on women touching fruits and vegetables resembling the male sexual organ to avoid "sexual thoughts".

The Egyptian news website Bikya Masr on Wednesday quoted the cleric whose diktat featured in an article on el-Senousa, a religious publication. The cleric has said that women should not even get close to bananas or cucumbers. "If women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve," the cleric dictated.

According to the cleric, bananas and cucumbers "resemble the male penis" and therefore could arouse women or "make them think of sex." The cleric also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women.

The news about this latest diktat against women went viral on the web with liberal Muslims feeling enraged and embarrassed. Repression of women in ultra-conservative Islamic societies has been an intense subject of debate throughout the world.

okay ... how about this ...

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Old December 7th, 2011, 07:54 AM
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Re: Woman touching banana is sin

This is hilarious ...

One kochan though .. if they dont want the women looking at these things, why do all mosques have these huge penises erected outside?

Qutub minar to dekhkar shayar ne farmaaya
Yeh aasmaan ka lauda zameen pe kaise aaya?

Kakdi kela ko dekhkar mulle ne farmaaya,
Maa ki laudi, isko andar kyon ghusaaya?


lets make a list of all things that Muslim clerics dont want women to look at ...

1. Bananas
2. Cucumbers
3. Long eggplant
4. Torai (ribbed for you pleasure)
6. Karela (studded for your pleasure)
7. Carrots
....


Fukking mullahs .. really need to get a life!
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Old December 7th, 2011, 08:35 AM
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Re: Woman touching banana is sin

yeh masla kya hai in Islam...aisa kaunsa keeda hai jisne itni buri tarah kaata tha Islam ke philosophers ko, that has caused them to spend most of their waking hours concerned with the uro-genital area of the body...

Paida hote bacche ke foreskin se le ke deathbed pe padi women ke thoughts takk...why does everything end up in the bum, balls, pole or hole regardless of where it starts off?
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Old December 7th, 2011, 09:08 AM
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yeh masla kya hai in Islam...aisa kaunsa keeda hai jisne itni buri tarah kaata tha Islam ke philosophers ko, that has caused them to spend most of their waking hours concerned with the uro-genital area of the body...

Paida hote bacche ke foreskin se le ke deathbed pe padi women ke thoughts takk...why does everything end up in the bum, balls, pole or hole regardless of where it starts off?

jo cheez hai hi nahi mard logon ke paas woh ladies log ko dekh ke andar lene ki chahat na ho isiliye dekhna touch karna BAN kiya lagta hai

isiliye to moongfalli ko ban nahi kiya what they have their ladies should think and touch and dream about it.



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Old December 7th, 2011, 09:14 AM
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This is hilarious ...

One kochan though .. if they dont want the women looking at these things, why do all mosques have these huge penises erected outside?

Qutub minar to dekhkar shayar ne farmaaya
Yeh aasmaan ka lauda zameen pe kaise aaya?

Kakdi kela ko dekhkar mulle ne farmaaya,
Maa ki laudi, isko andar kyon ghusaaya?


lets make a list of all things that Muslim clerics dont want women to look at ...

1. Bananas
2. Cucumbers
3. Long eggplant
4. Torai (ribbed for you pleasure)
6. Karela (studded for your pleasure)
7. Carrots
....



Fukking mullahs .. really need to get a life!

this means some other community women are misusing it by not using 'these above listed ' only as a veg or salad items.

just my two cents
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Re: Woman touching banana is sin

You still need a male member (pun intended) to handle these edibles. Sort of defeats the whole purpose...
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Rofl......

oh boy! had a super laugh... foooking bullahs....
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Re: Woman touching banana is sin

why don't mullahs just take over cooking and that will be that.
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why don't mullahs just take over cooking and that will be that.

and shopping too... lipsticks, mascara, curling iron, hairbrush....
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This is hilarious ...

One kochan though .. if they dont want the women looking at these things, why do all mosques have these huge penises erected outside?

Qutub minar to dekhkar shayar ne farmaaya
Yeh aasmaan ka lauda zameen pe kaise aaya?

Kakdi kela ko dekhkar mulle ne farmaaya,
Maa ki laudi, isko andar kyon ghusaaya?


lets make a list of all things that Muslim clerics dont want women to look at ...

1. Bananas
2. Cucumbers
3. Long eggplant
4. Torai (ribbed for you pleasure)
6. Karela (studded for your pleasure)
7. Carrots
....


Fukking mullahs .. really need to get a life!








Don't forget to add bottled beverages .
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Don't forget to add bottled beverages .
Hasna nahi... list mein add kar. Once we formalize the list then we can present it to the mullahs. After all, as Darwin says, some of us are genetically inclined to become extinct. Or in other words... jab mullah ki maut aati hai toh woh masjid ki ore bhaagta hai


Edit: Can't understand this... if one cannot think of sexual thoughts... how does one procreate
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Jis mullah ne fatwa jaari kiya usne uski biwi ko range sorry ghusse haat pakda hoga
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this means some other community women are misusing it by not using 'these above listed ' only as a veg or salad items.

just my two cents
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Re: Woman touching banana is sin

You guys are ridiculing a poor mulla, who is doing good to his community. As a religious head, he is just taking an innocuous way to educate about sex to his community.

Its very important that mulla, pujari,etc., should educate their community about sex. Today morning there was news about a hindu man force feeding crushed glass to his wife for her inability to produce kids. Now, who would tell this impotent hindu man that force feeding crushed glass do not produce babies.

I have a circumcised penis and I tell you it looks like a banana curving upward. Those who want to see what I am talking about scroll down.

Not safe to view at work, but if you canít resist, please scroll down.





























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hmm so is it that you used your penis to crush your 31 opponents? because it sure cannot be used as a procreation tool
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