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Old March 25th, 2008, 01:33 PM
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Scenes that were left out

There are many a famous scene and/or dialog in many a hindi movie that has left an imprint on many a echan's minds and tongues. And I am sure echans have had questions about those scenes... if not seriously than at least lightly... I have. So, here are some sequences that give flesh and blood to a few of those famous scenes... that for some unseen reason must have been left out of the movie by its director/editor.


1. A little girl picks up a sleeping Sunny Deol's hand and weighing it on a scale exclaims, "Bhaiya, bhaiya, tumhare haat ka wajan to pure dhai kilo hai"

2. A tired and bloody Om Puri enters his house and shouts out, "Arey oh bhagwanti, kaha ho... Chal, jaldi se mujhe ek roti de de"

3. Sambha (MacMohan) is combing his hair in a stony cave in front of a mirror when his eyes fall on the kaal nirnay hanging from the wall. Goes close to it and says to himself, "Arey, is shukrawaar ko to Holi hai. Hmmm, kuch keh raha hai ke is din ko yaad rakhna padega"

How about some more...
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Re: Scenes that were left out

In fact, the above Om Puri scene is indeed much longer than above. Here's the compelete script,

A tired and blood Om Puri enters his house and shouts out, "Arey oh bhagwanti, kaha ho... arey, kaha mar gayi ye"

His wife enters the room, looks at him and exclaims, "Yeh kya ho gaya tum ko"

Om Puri, "Kuch nahi... chal, jaldi se mujhe ek roti de de"

Wife, "But... par... tum ne to 2 gante pehle hi bhojan ki hai. Ab phir se kyon"

Om Puri, "Har baat par kit kit... tum mujhe roti deti ho ki nahin?"

Wife, "Ha deti hoo, par aaj banayi huye saare roti to khatam ho gaye hai. Kal ki ek bacchi hai"

Om Puri, "Ha de do... chal jaayega. Woh boodha to aise bhi nahi kayega... bas lecture maarega"
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hehehe...awesome....simply awesome....but shouldn't the hand weigh 2 and half kgs....or was sunny boasting himself a little later...
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hehehe...awesome....simply awesome....but shouldn't the hand weigh 2 and half kgs....or was sunny boasting himself a little later...
Hmmm... I always thought the dialog was "Do kilo ka haath"... but then I have never seen the original scene, just what people repeated... must have been lost in translation
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Re: Scenes that were left out

aare saneful pai . Damini . u know

"yeah dhai kilo ka haath padega to aadmi utha nahi uth jata hai "
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aare saneful pai . Damini . u know

"yeah dhai kilo ka haath padega to aadmi utha nahi uth jata hai "
Oops, then let me correct it. I always thought it was do kilo... my bad. Thanks for the feedback.
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Re: Scenes that were left out

from which movie is the ompuri scene?
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Sanelessbhai ... I don't get it ... honest.
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Sanelessbhai ... I don't get it ... honest.
Don't worry... now you will have lots of time to think of such things
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There are many a famous scene and/or dialog in many a hindi movie that has left an imprint on many a echan's minds and tongues. And I am sure echans have had questions about those scenes... if not seriously than at least lightly... I have. So, here are some sequences that give flesh and blood to a few of those famous scenes... that for some unseen reason must have been left out of the movie by its director/editor.


1. A little girl picks up a sleeping Sunny Deol's hand and weighing it on a scale exclaims, "Bhaiya, bhaiya, tumhare haat ka wajan to pure dhai kilo hai"


2. A tired and bloody Om Puri enters his house and shouts out, "Arey oh bhagwanti, kaha ho... Chal, jaldi se mujhe ek roti de de"

3. Sambha (MacMohan) is combing his hair in a stony cave in front of a mirror when his eyes fall on the kaal nirnay hanging from the wall. Goes close to it and says to himself, "Arey, is shukrawaar ko to Holi hai. Hmmm, kuch keh raha hai ke is din ko yaad rakhna padega"

How about some more...
Imagine if Sunny Deol were a adult entertainment actor...he would be probly saying something like this

Jab ye dhai foot ka danda kisi me ghoos jata hai to aadmi fir chalta nahi, chal basta hai
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Re: Scenes that were left out

C'mon echans... looks like everyone has lost in the game of life. I posted this hear to get similar explanations of more scenes... but... what's this... none (except for the otherwise thinking guy... who just wants the whole thread moved to laal mirchi)

C'mon... I'm sure there are famous scenes/dialog out there ... that would need some length of explanation behind them... c'mon... out them out here... jog your memories... kuch to hongey
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