Run Black Money Run!

[sarv_shaktimaan]

[MsShaanze]

Originally Posted by Sane Less

This exactly is the problem. I know you are trying to tell me something... but I am not sure exactly what

you are sounding like Madhav Jha! wait a minute- i think it's India's paperback king who seems to be inspired by your whotheF whattheF whytheF ... jus kiddin' . i just wanted to let you know, Madhav Jha from Chetan Bhagat's half girlfriend reminded me of you when R says to Bihari Madhav that he'll kick her ass if she plays basketball with him; Madhav's reaction to that is hilarious- this Bihari who is not good with English but is very good at playing basketball, wonders why would R feel he would kick her rear end or for that matter why would someone find that phrase funny! oh, sane - you have no idea how badly you've crossed my mind while i was reading that book

p.s. i know i know!

[ashdoc]

gujaratis top google search for conversion of black money into white , followed by mumbaikars and haryanvis---

http://www.ibtimes.co.in/gujarat-top...-google-703464

one wonders what gujaratis think of modi now...and will this reflect in mumbai muncipal polls in 2017 .

[sgars]

Originally Posted by prajapati

Also, what about those, who already have used those black amounts and bought farms, flats, houses, land , shops, so much gold and silver,....with cash monies,.. how to catch them ?

These all traps basically are for middle and higher middle class people, and all white collared Big fishes of Swiss carried accounts are quite untouched,..

Bachchans, Khans, cricketers, all CMs, Singers, Rahul, Sonia, Vadra,.. Bollywood financing film producers,.. and other nation's top 1000 celebs are Swiss account holders,.... and that may include many industrialists !

If Modi fails to catch these big fishes yet, and put tight traps on middle class, and will harbour and shelter Salman and Priyanka with " sawachh bharat" projects, he will never know how many thousands of crores Akshay, Ajay, Aamir, srk, salmaan, Big B, aishwarya .... etc carries.

ppl will just be happy and bhayo-bhayo with what they donated 1-3 lakhs to Uri victims ,.. but what about other billions, that they carry ?

Shortcut mein. Meant for those who wanted to pay money to find in UP elections and ISI which prints Indian currency in Pak mints.

[swami]

Originally Posted by ashdoc

gujaratis top google search for conversion of black money into white , followed by mumbaikars and haryanvis---

http://www.ibtimes.co.in/gujarat-top...-google-703464

one wonders what gujaratis think of modi now...and will this reflect in mumbai muncipal polls in 2017 .

Gujaratis were searching to know if there is any loophole so that they could alert Modi asap.
Mumbaikars were tired of the queues at Banks and Atms so they googled
And watching both gujus and mumbaikars searching for black to white haryanvis posponed their disposing off of 1000s bundles

[Charchila]

I am a gujju and I need help deciding whether to vote for Kejriwal or RaGa in the next election

[echarcha]

Modi is smart and devious at the same time. He knew that his party needs money for sure as elections are coming up in UP and elsewhere. So he hinted on 21st October itself that soon things will change by announcing availability of Rs 2,000 notes.

Now folks like us who are busy on WhatsApp did not really get the hint, but those big politicians and businessmen who don't waste time forwarding stupid whatsapp good morning messages did what had to be done in advance!


Do check this announcement for yourself
http://m.thehindubusinessline.com/mo...cle9252371.ece

[Charchila]

जब दूध था तो CA को बताते नहीं थे

अब जब दूध फट गया तो CA से पूछ रहे हैं कि इसका रसगुल्ला कैसे बनाना है :d :d

[ashdoc]

movie theatres ( my favourite destination as you all know) offer discount because no one is seeing movies at this point---



single screen theatres worst hit because there is no method of online payment there .

[sarv_shaktimaan]

[PeaceSeeker]

[PeaceSeeker]

Originally Posted by sarv_shaktimaan

This dude has been seriously hit hard due to the latest surgical strike. He has gone bonkers since the move. Yesterday, he called it "tughlaqi farman". Pappu will soon ask him to delete this tweet.

[swami]

Originally Posted by prajapati

Also, what about those, who already have used those black amounts and bought farms, flats, houses, land , shops, so much gold and silver,....with cash monies,.. how to catch them ?

They will pay tax plus penalties whenever they encash it

[sarv_shaktimaan]

Pappu ka chutiya kat gaya.. he didn't know how to operate the atm machine, and the watchman of ATM commented he now knows pappu's debit card pin

[sgars]

Originally Posted by Charchila

I am a gujju and I need help deciding whether to vote for Kejriwal or RaGa in the next election

Flip a coin. Actually, if Amit shah could sponsor my flight, i could vote for either of them. My record is that whoever i vote for, loses badly.

Coming to gujus, it could be noted that last time 1000 rupee notes wwent out of Circulation, PM was mst probably Morarji Desai, RBI gov was IG Patel and HM Patel was the FM in Desai Cabinet. Now also, the RBI gov is a Patel