Why I Hate Gultis - Reddy's

[Desi Baawra]

Originally Posted by dirty

Okay so I come in . Saala every monday is used wake up drop kids to school spend some "Quality" time with wife. Some chai shai and then get to work. Ab yesterday I had to get up and go to work and all that shit.

Anyways I reach office. ......


Baki lunch ke baad.

Okay going further no lunch for me today.

So he was to report at 9:00. He was going to fly in from Houston.
At 8:30 I am in my office . Around 8:50 he calls me from a local number and says " Sir, I am in the Lobby ". I said "Ok then come on up " . I give hime the directions to the officee suite and advise him to walk right past my three secreteries One Brazilian, One Russian and One Asian ( Ok this was a joke\ Fanatasy ) .

So this guy is here, well dressed gentlemen. I did a little small talk and said , go get some coffee, go to bathroom ( I always respect morning Pottys ) and then come and see me in my office . We will chat.
So he is in the office. I discuss project with him giving him some details.
He is just watching me. Then I say so you have worked on purchasing and inventory right ? He says yes. But saala his voice and attitude was differant then one I talked on phone. The guy on phone was very faado and almost cocky ..........

You guys must have guessed but just see how he reacts and how I trap him.

achchaa to tumne sab interbhiyu ka karyakaram phoonwa par kiya tha...yehi panga ho gaya tumse...wo salaa long distance interview uspar lena chahiyee na...wo kya kehte hai tele-kanfransing. Par isme Gulti-hate kaha fit hota hai

[AmthaLal]

Originally Posted by dirty

Okay so I come in .

..........

You guys must have guessed but just see how he reacts and how I trap him.

Wha.....

You grabbed him from behind and ........

[2gud]

Originally Posted by dirty

Main mar jaaonga. Maxi se BJ le loonga but that will never happen. - I have updated above.

Arey yaar, tune gult bola toh mein immediately samajh gaya ki imposting ki baat ho rahi hai... am I surprised? I always insist for a face to face, not just wrt to gults but anyone... but it is the gults who are caught most... I am gult and I feel ashamed to acknowledge what goes on with all those hyderabadi resumes...

gimme some reps for guessing right!

[rameshp]

Originally Posted by AmthaLal

Wha.....

You grabbed him from behind and ........

lol!

sorry, cant give u anymore reps!

[Desi Baawra]

Originally Posted by AmthaLal

Wha.....

You grabbed him from behind and ........

Okkkkk....thats why he asked him (reddy) to have some coffee and go to bathroom for potty before meeting him in his cabin

[rameshp]

Originally Posted by 2gud

Arey yaar, tune gult bola toh mein immediately samajh gaya ki imposting ki baat ho rahi hai... am I surprised? I always insist for a face to face, not just wrt to gults but anyone... but it is the gults who are caught most... I am gult and I feel ashamed to acknowledge what goes on with all those hyderabadi resumes...

gimme some reps for guessing right!

why should be ashamed? there are lots of assholes among other communities too! as long as you dont do or condone it, dont be ashamed. there are such assholes eveywhere. lots of gultis in US, so proportionally higher percentage of aholes among them too!

are you telling me dirty is ashamed of all his gujju-bhais for cheating people esp. fellow desis?

[AmthaLal]

Originally Posted by rameshp

lol!

sorry, cant give u anymore reps!

Why?
Why?
Why?

[AmthaLal]

Originally Posted by rameshp

why should be ashamed? there are lots of assholes among other communities too! as long as you dont do or condone it, dont be ashamed. there are such assholes eveywhere. lots of gultis in US, so proportionally higher percentage of aholes among them too!

are you telling me dirty is ashamed of all his gujju-bhais for cheating people esp. fellow desis?

Are you nuts man!
Dirty always cuss all gujjus especially us Patels all the time because we own half the Motels and Gas stations and convenience stores in US.

[2gud]

Originally Posted by rameshp

why should be ashamed? there are lots of assholes among other communities too! as long as you dont do or condone it, dont be ashamed. there are such assholes eveywhere. lots of gultis in US, so proportionally higher percentage of aholes among them too!

are you telling me dirty is ashamed of all his gujju-bhais for cheating people esp. fellow desis?

bhai it is a fact that brand hyderabad took a beating because of these fake ass holes... I agree, fake resumes come from every region and I think over representation from AP also means a good portion of the profiles being fake....

[YedaAnna]

how did you trap him? you're the one who's trapped. you were the one who fucked up the interview not Mr. Reddy

[BABU_HYDERABADI]

Guessing from the previous posts of Dirty, i guess the candidate is mostly a MS student who just got through his Masters. Software Consulting Companies train students on Peoplesoft/ SAP or Oracle apps(for say 1-2 months) and get them jobs by having some senior guys take the interview instead of the real candidate. some do cope up with the work but some do fail(I have heard about cases where in consultants were made Team leads with in the first 6 months of their work on project, some being thrown out of project with in first couple of days).
The problem is not one sided, its both ways. Clients do not want to pay more(basically ERP candidates get more pay/hr than typical Java/.NET programmers and above that they are also paid expenses).






























You get a Ferrari only when you pay money good enough for a Ferrari not when you pay for a second hand Camry

P.S: BTW i am from software consulting industry and work with state govts to find candidates for their IT projects. I fell to these tricks quite a number of times, had to hear complaints from the client about the quality of the consultants. And thats the reason why i make sure that i get a copy of his degree certificate(the date of graduation would normally be an indication of his experience) and 10th class passout certificate/passport copy(to check his DOB) before submitting him to the client.

[dirty]

I am having my doubts now. I ask him , so you have worked with X company ? He says yes . and before that ? Y company and before that Z company . I look at his resume which was open on screen but not seen by him. Hmmmm. he skipped one company in between. No big deal people sometimes forget.
Then I decide to put him at ease. I talk about , we are still setting up your system and my PM has already put in your request for the phone etc. BTW do you need a parking permit ? Do you have a car ? He says "No Sir I will use the public transportation. Then I ask , if you will looking around for room mate or apartment , I will introduce you to some one else who can help you. He is al happy and pleased now.
I now give him overview of the project , inform him of the team size and casually ask him you have worked on x right ? So you now what tables are afffected by this transaction ? He says " Sir, I will have to get back to you on this "No big deal most people dont know.
BTW How's you Purchasing ? "Very good sir " Hmmm What are three base tables of purchaasing ? No answer . and this is the same guy we interviewed on phone that rattled off all the answers ?
"well what is the answer friend ? " He goes "I will have to get back to you sir "

I said " You are not the same person I talked to you on phone right ?" and he turns Purple. ( Black + Red is purple ).
I said " I want a copy of you id. Here is the copy machine make a copy" . He disapeared and did not come back for 10 mins. I go to copy machine and he is staring at the machine as if his pet cat had just died. "What's happening ? " I asked.
" The machine is not working sir !!" " Okay then show me your id ". He was holding something in his hand which looked differant then US drivers license.

He hand me the plastic. It is Andhra's international drivning permit. And the guy I was hiring was Ram Reddy , his permit says Shyam Reddy. I said thisis not Ram Reddy. He says" Sir, Ram is my middle name ".
Till then I had enough . I said " Okay you know what !! I dont think you are right person unless you prove it to me ". He says " Yes sir I will prove " . "Okay lets do the interview now ". So I take him to my office and said , " Okay tell me about yourself". and he was in such a terror , I thought he might wet and shit in his pants. He clutched his chest and said . " Sir I am having chest pain ". I feel sorry for the guy . I said " Look friend I am asking you about yourself you cannot tell me that ? " . He says " Sir, can I close your office door ?" I said " OKay" . then he said " Sir hindi bolte ho " . I said " Yes ". He Said " Sir, sab sambhal loonga , please ek chance do". I said " Dude you know nothing, I dont have time to train you ". and his nest comment.............

" Sir you are Indian , please help fellow Indian. My company will also give you a comission "


Fuk Fuk Fuk ********* ! I thought to myself. So this is how gultis do business. o wonder some companies hate Indians ....

Then I had to go for a meeting . and I have a meeting now.......


Baki break ke baad.

[Desi Baawra]

Originally Posted by dirty

I am having my doubts now. I ask him , so you have worked with X company ? He says yes . and before that ? Y company and before that Z company . I look at his resume which was open on screen but not seen by him. Hmmmm. he skipped one company in between. No big deal people sometimes forget.
Then I decide to put him at ease. I talk about , we are still setting up your system and my PM has already put in your request for the phone etc. BTW do you need a parking permit ? Do you have a car ? He says "No Sir I will use the public transportation. Then I ask , if you will looking around for room mate or apartment , I will introduce you to some one else who can help you. He is al happy and pleased now.
I now give him overview of the project , inform him of the team size and casually ask him you have worked on x right ? So you now what tables are afffected by this transaction ? He says " Sir, I will have to get back to you on this "No big deal most people dont know.
BTW How's you Purchasing ? "Very good sir " Hmmm What are three base tables of purchaasing ? No answer . and this is the same guy we interviewed on phone that rattled off all the answers ?
"well what is the answer friend ? " He goes "I will have to get back to you sir "

I said " You are not the same person I talked to you on phone right ?" and he turns Purple. ( Black + Red is purple ).
I said " I want a copy of you id. Here is the copy machine make a copy" . He disapeared and did not come back for 10 mins. I go to copy machine and he is staring at the machine as if his pet cat had just died. "What's happening ? " I asked.
" The machine is not working sir !!" " Okay then show me your id ". He was holding something in his hand which looked differant then US drivers license.

He hand me the plastic. It is Andhra's international drivning permit. And the guy I was hiring was Ram Reddy , his permit says Shyam Reddy. I said thisis not Ram Reddy. He says" Sir, Ram is my middle name ".
Till then I had enough . I said " Okay you know what !! I dont think you are right person unless you prove it to me ". He says " Yes sir I will prove " . "Okay lets do the interview now ". So I take him to my office and said , " Okay tell me about yourself". and he was in such a terror , I thought he might wet and shit in his pants. He clutched his chest and said . " Sir I am having chest pain ". I feel sorry for the guy . I said " Look friend I am asking you about yourself you cannot tell me that ? " . He says " Sir, can I close your office door ?" I said " OKay" . then he said " Sir hindi bolte ho " . I said " Yes ". He Said " Sir, sab sambhal loonga , please ek chance do". I said " Dude you know nothing, I dont have time to train you ". and his nest comment.............

" Sir you are Indian , please help fellow Indian. My company will also give you a comission "


Fuk Fuk Fuk ********* ! I thought to myself. So this is how gultis do business. o wonder some companies hate Indians ....

Then I had to go for a meeting . and I have a meeting now.......


Baki break ke baad.

sahi me fuck fuck fuck yaar....if this in reality has happened then to thu hai yaar us bande par aur us jaise bando par.....Aise ganu Umbhrica kaise pohanch jatey hai....

[dollyg]

the other day one gulti friend of mine was telling me about another gulti who works in our co...who gives tel interviews for other gulti guys. Anyone asks for a face-to -face these guys refuse. just telephonic.
inke paapo ki bharpaayi sare nek log bharte hai! when ppl can actually not travel for some reason client refuses to interview!

ethics hai hi nahi bhaiya

acha, aur mere bete ko park leke jati hu khelne vaha ek gulti bandi ati hai apne bacche ko leke...she proudly told me the story abt how aft maternity leave there was some confusion abt her pjt reporting and she got paid for 8 mths sitting at home . she said she wld have kept quiet even longer but someone reported to her manager! ethics/professionalism is not even in the dictionary of some ppl....

[dirty]

Originally Posted by Desi Baawra

sahi me fuck fuck fuck yaar....if this in reality has happened then to thu hai yaar us bande par aur us jaise bando par.....Aise ganu Umbhrica kaise pohanch jatey hai....

I swear , I not making this up. As regards other comments about doing face to face. Yaar I am a very small pm with small budget. I know resume fudging is done but I was very flexible with skills requirements. I needed a financial erp developer. But banda switch karna ? and that guy expecting that since I am Indian , I will have no responsibilty towards my employer ? ( He did not know that I am " Yankee" )
But yaar ethics and imandari bhi kutch cheese hai .