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Some funnies.
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> My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the > channels. > She asked, 'What's on the TV?' > I said, 'Dust.' > And then the fight started... > ====================================================================== > My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. > She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in seconds.' > I bought her a scale. > And then the fight started... > ==================================================================== > When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her > someplace expensive.... > so, I took her to a gas station... > And then the fight started.... > ==================================================================== > My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, > and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat > alone at a nearby table. > My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' > 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.. I understand she took to > drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she > hasn't been sober since.' > 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on > celebrating that long?' > And then the fight started... > =========================================================== > I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road > and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes > you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? > Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!! > He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I am not > HAPPY!' > So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' > And then the fight started... > ==== ========================================= ======= > ======================== > THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER > When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me > that I should get it fixed. > But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the > truck, the car, playing golf " > Always something more important to me. > Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived > home one day, > I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny > pair of sewing scissors. > I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I > was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a > toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as > well sweep the driveway.' > The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. > Moral to these stories : Marriage is a relationship in which one person > is always right, and the other is the husband.
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Re: Some funnies.
And, in that relationship, I wonder who Happy (Singh) is
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Re: Some funnies.
you missed some.......
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Re: Some funnies.
awesome blossom...
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Re: Some funnies.
funny.....
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Re: Some funnies.
funny funny
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Re: Some funnies.
hahaha
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