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Old July 18th, 2013, 03:26 PM
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A Beggar sitting on the road With a board that says :
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

For me Canada (or as they say Kannedda) was always the Nepal of USA
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For me Canada (or as they say Kannedda) was always the Nepal of USA


Wait till resident nepalis reply
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For me Canada (or as they say Kannedda) was always the Nepal of USA
He sure agrees.
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Question: What is red and smells like blue paint?

Ans: Red paint
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Old July 29th, 2013, 06:56 AM
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What did a boy with no hands, no legs, deaf, dumb and blind get for Christmas?

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What did a boy with no hands, no legs, deaf, dumb and blind get for Christmas?

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender calls animal control. They arrive promptly, capture and release it at a nearby park.
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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I cannot give you more -ve........
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Ans: the Jallianwalabagh massacre.
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There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband.

The women were asked, "How many of you love your husbands ?"

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him ?"

Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husbands : I love you, sweetheart.

Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages. Here are some of the replies :

1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick ?

2. What now ? Did you crash the car again ?

3. I don't understand. What do you mean ?

4. What did you do now ? I won't forgive you this time!!

5. ??!!??

6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need ?

7. Am I dreaming ??????

8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, u will die today!

9. I asked u not to drink anymore!!

And the best one :
10. Who is THIS ??
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Old July 31st, 2013, 08:21 AM
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Girl to shopkeeper: Aap ke paas koi calculator hai?
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Shopkeeper: Casio.....
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Girl: Mai thik hoon, Aap sunaao...
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Hubby :- Ye kyaa tum ek aur suit le aayi ? Abhi parso hee to...

Wife chilla kar boli :-

Kyaa parso ?
Bolo......
Bolo kyaa kahaa tum ne ?
Ruk kyon gaye ?
Kyaa parso,
Parso kyaa,
Bolo jaldi
Jaldi bolo naa,
Bataa-o kyaa parso ?

Hubby : Kuchh nahi, main bus yeh keh rahaa thaa ki parso bhi ek hee suit laayi thi pagli, aaj to do le aati....
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