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Old August 28th, 2006, 10:30 PM
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A Hi-Tech JOKE!!!! Phone installed in Hand

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like
there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his
cheek and begins talking. Suspicious, the bartender walks over and
tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any
trouble here.

The guy replies, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a
phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the
cellular." The bartender says "Prove it." The guy dials up a number
and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the
hand and carries on a conversation.

"That's incredible!" says the bartender. "I would never have
believed it!" "Yeah", said the guy, "I can keep in touch with my
broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?"
The bartenderdirects him to the men's room.

The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return.
Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into
the men's room to check on the guy. The guy is spread-eagled up
against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of
toilet paper up his butt.

"Oh my god!" said the bartender. "Did they rob you? Are you hurt?"

The guy turns and says, "No, no, I'm ok. I'm just waiting for a fax
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Old August 29th, 2006, 11:44 AM
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Re: A Hi-Tech JOKE!!!! Phone installed in Hand

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.


Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.


Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone


Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile


Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.
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Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.

HA HA...

Heard fresh one for a change in long time.

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