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Old January 14th, 2004, 12:37 PM
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Pre-Friday thread for Friday 16th Jan 2004

Lets have a Friday thread - the first for 2004 - a bit early..

Why? Well I want to share this joke with you... maybe you have all heard it.. but what the heck.. its a friday thread


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The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily
against a wall.

The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the
wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something
for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire
bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
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Old January 14th, 2004, 12:39 PM
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Old January 14th, 2004, 01:19 PM
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Old January 15th, 2004, 10:41 AM
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A guy went into the contraceptive section of a department store to buy condoms. The female clerk told him, "We have the rainbow assortment on sale today, would you like those?" The guy said, "Good, I'll take a box."

A few months later, he went into the women's clothing section and saw that this same female clerk was transferred into the maternity section.

The guy said, "I'd like to buy a maternity blouse."

The clerk asked, "What bust?"

To which he replied, "One of the goddamn blue ones!!"
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Old January 15th, 2004, 12:15 PM
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Old January 15th, 2004, 01:34 PM
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By saying 'What bust', the woman meant "WHat bust size?"

The guys took it as, "Which condom got bust?" and said the blue one.

sigh... the best way to fuk up a joke it to explain it.

"What bust?"

"The joke!"
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