![]() |
Support eCharcha.Com. Click on sponsor ad to shop online! |
|
Notices |
Life Abroad All about life away from home |
![]() |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
#1
|
||||
|
||||
Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".
Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel. 20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious. 19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath. 18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. 17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds". Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi". Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate". Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit". Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway". Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go". Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four) 16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out. 15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs) 14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times). 13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket. 12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed) 11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!" 10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions. 9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag". 8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff. 7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke. 6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time. 5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule". 4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food. Few more important 3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival. 2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads. Ultimate one 1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."
__________________
The Quieter You Become, The More You Can Hear ![]() |
#2
|
||||
|
||||
Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".
Some more --
1) When I was in USA, we used to go to Mandir every fortnight for cultural programs. The youht of India have no culture left at all, they just want to party and waste their life. He complains about all this when he secretly owns atleast 2 DVDs of Girls Gone Wild and Girls Gone Wild Spring Break ![]() |
#3
|
||||
|
||||
Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".
Quote:
![]() ![]() -babu
__________________
An oft quoted Gandhian phrase is that if all were to follow an eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth, then the world would go blind. The counter to that is that if only some follow this and others don't then it is the non-violent who would go blind while the rogues will rule the world. |
#4
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".
Quote:
![]() here is another one: He will say :"In USA,they would have sued this guy" 10 times a day. |
#5
|
||||
|
||||
Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".
One I have seen but may not be too common:
Will ask for toilet paper even when he goes to someone else's house(this might be me....heheh ![]()
__________________
It's not about size of the dog in the fight, its about the size of the fight in the dog. |
#6
|
||||
|
||||
Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".
Quote:
than why some of us say "o" instead of Zero ![]() it is also wrong(illetrate) to say "O" I hate if someone say 'oh' instead of zero ![]() ![]() |
#7
|
|||
|
|||
![]() One more:
Would lament about the discourteous traffic on the roads in India.. Would avoid honking while driving... ![]() |
#8
|
||||
|
||||
![]() While i was in USA ......
![]() ![]() good one ... |
#9
|
||||
|
||||
Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".
As a contrast to the above posts, here's one.
When desis return to India, they mostly crib / b1tch about the Roads / Traffic / Buffaloes or donkeys on the road. Here is a herd of runaway buffalo wandered across a suburb of the eastern US city of Baltimore, before being corralled into a tennis court. ................ More than a dozen police cars and one helicopter took part in the chase in the Pikesville area. Officers used lounge chairs beside the tennis court as shields and formed a human chain to manoeuvre the buffalo - or bison as they are also called in the US. (oye gaay bhais ko to sirf "hai hai, tharrr tharrr" karke bhagaate hai India mein, aur yahaan helicopter aur cars ![]() .................. "Somehow they figured it out. I've got to give a lot of credit to the creativity of our officers," police spokesman Shawn Vinson told the Associated Press news agency. Galti inki nahi hai, training kabhi liyaa nahi naa aise sichuasion ka. Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4489555.stm |
#10
|
||||
|
||||
Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".
would carry a bottle of coke until they find a nearest dumpster in India
__________________
The Quieter You Become, The More You Can Hear ![]() |
![]() |
Bookmarks |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|
![]() |
||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
Use Section "49-O" of the Election Commissions Code of Conduct Rules to "Not Vote" | zyzzva | Indian Politics | 8 | January 5th, 2009 06:50 PM |
"Out sick", "WFH", "Leaving Early"...howz it in your company? | shahenshah | Life Abroad | 7 | December 8th, 2006 12:43 AM |
THINGS COMMON IN "K3G" and "HUM SAATH SAATH HAIN" | manohar440440 | Films | 22 | June 7th, 2005 01:30 PM |
Help invent things for Pukis to celebrate "Special Days" | tinda | SoapBox | 10 | July 4th, 2002 10:10 AM |