Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".

[landyaBhai]

Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health
conscious.

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four
Instead of
Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every
time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts
in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible
(but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee"
several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y
Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,
says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions. 9.
Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is
experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule". 4.
Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by
which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to
roll the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with
"In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

[echarcha]

Some more --
1) When I was in USA, we used to go to Mandir every fortnight for cultural programs. The youht of India have no culture left at all, they just want to party and waste their life. He complains about all this when he secretly owns atleast 2 DVDs of Girls Gone Wild and Girls Gone Wild Spring Break

[BABU_HYDERABADI]

Originally Posted by echarcha

Some more --
1) When I was in USA, we used to go to Mandir every fortnight for cultural programs. The youht of India have no culture left at all, they just want to party and waste their life. He complains about all this when he secretly owns atleast 2 DVDs of Girls Gone Wild and Girls Gone Wild Spring Break

charcha pai, how many dvd's of each do u have
-babu

[Napolean]

Originally Posted by BABU_HYDERABADI

charcha pai, how many dvd's of each do u have
-babu

I just stopped myself from asking this question
here is another one:
He will say :"In USA,they would have sued this guy" 10 times a day.

[Desi24]

One I have seen but may not be too common:

Will ask for toilet paper even when he goes to someone else's house(this might be me....heheh ).

[max de Indiana]

Originally Posted by landyaBhai

Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four
Instead of
Seven Zero Four)

..."

btw..Zero invented in India..so it is a desi word...
than why some of us say "o" instead of Zero
it is also wrong(illetrate) to say "O"

I hate if someone say 'oh' instead of zero

[Cooldude]

One more:

Would lament about the discourteous traffic on the roads in India..

Would avoid honking while driving...

[Budmaas]

While i was in USA ......


good one ...

[TerminatorJR]

As a contrast to the above posts, here's one.
When desis return to India, they mostly crib / b1tch about the Roads / Traffic / Buffaloes or donkeys on the road.
Here is a herd of runaway buffalo wandered across a suburb of the eastern US city of Baltimore, before being corralled into a tennis court.
................
More than a dozen police cars and one helicopter took part in the chase in the Pikesville area. Officers used lounge chairs beside the tennis court as shields and formed a human chain to manoeuvre the buffalo - or bison as they are also called in the US.

(oye gaay bhais ko to sirf "hai hai, tharrr tharrr" karke bhagaate hai India mein, aur yahaan helicopter aur cars USA hai bhaiyyaa)
..................
"Somehow they figured it out. I've got to give a lot of credit to the creativity of our officers," police spokesman Shawn Vinson told the Associated Press news agency.
Galti inki nahi hai, training kabhi liyaa nahi naa aise sichuasion ka.

Source :
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4489555.stm

[landyaBhai]

would carry a bottle of coke until they find a nearest dumpster in India