Funnies for this week.......

[AmthaLal]

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed
a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the
sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The
girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run
your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think
you could go faster. '

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren.'

[AmthaLal]

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....

[AmthaLal]

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take
care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more
important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for
a short time and then went into the house.. I was gone only a minute, and
when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish
cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

And that's how the fight started.....

[Premi]

Originally Posted by AmthaLal

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take
care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more
important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for
a short time and then went into the house.. I was gone only a minute, and
when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish
cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

And that's how the fight started.....

amtha lala ke khud ke repeat

Here and Ayyio Rama Premi ka repeat karte lala

amtha lala Premi

[AmthaLal]

This is freakin hilarious.........

May be NSFW


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I AGREE

[AmthaLal]

Originally Posted by Premi

amtha lala ke khud ke repeat

Here and Ayyio Rama Premi ka repeat karte lala

amtha lala Premi

Abe chu.....tereko jo non-repeat hai uskaa appreciation karnaa bhi aataa hai kee nahi?

[Premi]

Originally Posted by AmthaLal

Abe chu.....tereko jo non-repeat hai uskaa appreciation karnaa bhi aataa hai kee nahi?

abe bho....non-repeat ko rep kiyela main ...check ur CP

ye lo icon bhi

par repeat ke liye to

aur woh bhi eik khud ka aur eik mera repeat.

[chitrala]

I have a feeling that it might be a repeat... taking a chance...

[razzrhino]

Originally Posted by AmthaLal

This is freakin hilarious.........

May be NSFW


Porn tech support.

hahaha - that's sooper funny - repped u saar

[chitrala]

Not sure if you'd need an FB a/c to watch this....
Some are calling it a total loss of manhood...
I'm sure TYji would find him better than most of our pancaked heroines.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video....05650&comments

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[AmthaLal]

A stark-naked drunken woman jumped into a vacant cab.
The Indian driver was immediately beside himself and just kept on staring at the woman.
He makes no attempt to start the car.
"What's wrong with you, sunshine, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from.
"Well if you're not bloody staring at me matey, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am telling you, I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with?"