eCharcha.Com   Support eCharcha.Com. Click on sponsor ad to shop online!

Advertise Here

Go Back   eCharcha.Com > Entertainment > Films

Notices

Films Your pet peeves and raves about new releases

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old July 23rd, 2003, 10:42 AM
echarcha's Avatar
echarcha echarcha is offline
Sutradhar {admin}
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: CA, USA
Posts: 45,124
echarcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond repute
Indian Movies and Newton

Recently the father of physics(Newton) made a visit to earth to watch a
movie. He watched a few third grade Indian movies and had his head
spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were
just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the
movie of Mithun chakravarthy Newton dada was confused to such an extent
that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Mithunda has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Our great
Mithunda is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long
Live Mithunda

2) In one of the movies, Mithunda is confronted with 2
gangsters.Mithunda has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does....
He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife.
The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters.
Then, Mithunda utters the following dialogue "Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun
ne sabko Chiraa".

3) Mithunda is chased by a gangster. Mithunda has a revolver but he got
no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest
imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots, Mithunda opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and
catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet ompartment and fires his gun.

Bang... And the gangster dies....

4) The heroine is tied to an electric chair and the remote is in the
hands of the villain about 100 km away. As usual, the villain confronts
the hero saying "Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh remote ka button
dabake tumhari mehbooba ko mar doonga". The usual fight occurs and just as
the hero makes the final blow, the villain dies but not before he
presses than damn button.
Now what to do?
Sure enough, there is a horse and the hero jumps on it. Now there is a
race:
The current in the cable connected to the electric chair is moving fast
but our hero and his horse are desperately trying to catch up.... goes
on for a few km and just as the current would hit the chair, the hero
jumps from the horse and picks the girl away from the chain and
husssshhhh. She is saved. The poor electric current only goes to an empty
chair.

Climax, taaalian.

Hero! Hero!! Hero!!!

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken
and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a Rajnikanth movie for
one last time and thought that at least one movie would follow his
theory of physics.
The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world
hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The climax finally arrives. Rajni gets
to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So
high that Rajni can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman
techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajni has to desperately kill
the villain because its the climax Newton dada is smiling since it is
virtually impossible)..
Rajni suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of
the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his
second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton faints. ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________
eCharcha.com
-Loud and Proud Desi Opinions
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old July 23rd, 2003, 10:50 AM
dirty's Avatar
dirty dirty is offline
Super eCharchan
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: SoCal USA
Posts: 11,311
dirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond repute
New Bottle same old wine ..............




http://www.echarcha.com/forum/showth...ghlight=mithun
__________________
Fair use is a limitation and exception to the exclusive right granted by copyright law to the author of a creative work. In United States copyright law, fair use is a doctrine that permits limited use of copyrighted material without acquiring permission from the rights holders. Examples of fair use include commentary, criticism, news reporting, research, teaching, library archiving and scholarship. It provides for the legal, unlicensed citation or incorporation of copyrighted material in another author's work under a four-factor balancing test.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old July 23rd, 2003, 10:53 AM
echarcha's Avatar
echarcha echarcha is offline
Sutradhar {admin}
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: CA, USA
Posts: 45,124
echarcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond reputeecharcha has a reputation beyond repute
Okay will do self honours



__________________
eCharcha.com
-Loud and Proud Desi Opinions
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old July 23rd, 2003, 10:58 AM
YedaAnna's Avatar
YedaAnna YedaAnna is offline
Livin La Vida Loca
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: eCharcha!!!
Posts: 5,713
YedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond repute
Kya khurch pai aaj ekdum mood mein ho?
__________________
Chaalse, Bhavse, Faavse
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old July 23rd, 2003, 11:11 AM
Charchila's Avatar
Charchila Charchila is offline
Temporarily Unbanned
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Ahmedabad, CA
Posts: 7,732
Charchila has a reputation beyond reputeCharchila has a reputation beyond reputeCharchila has a reputation beyond reputeCharchila has a reputation beyond reputeCharchila has a reputation beyond reputeCharchila has a reputation beyond reputeCharchila has a reputation beyond reputeCharchila has a reputation beyond reputeCharchila has a reputation beyond reputeCharchila has a reputation beyond reputeCharchila has a reputation beyond repute
Hast Maithuning?
__________________
.
March 16, 2012: Sachin Tendulkar scores his 100th century in Inter-fucking-national cricket

Sent from my iPhone.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old July 23rd, 2003, 11:17 AM
dirty's Avatar
dirty dirty is offline
Super eCharchan
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: SoCal USA
Posts: 11,311
dirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond reputedirty has a reputation beyond repute
This is Hast Mitun-ing
__________________
Fair use is a limitation and exception to the exclusive right granted by copyright law to the author of a creative work. In United States copyright law, fair use is a doctrine that permits limited use of copyrighted material without acquiring permission from the rights holders. Examples of fair use include commentary, criticism, news reporting, research, teaching, library archiving and scholarship. It provides for the legal, unlicensed citation or incorporation of copyrighted material in another author's work under a four-factor balancing test.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
How many of you use NetFlix for Indian movies? echarcha Films 5 December 9th, 2017 06:54 AM
BEST Indian Movies ever made tantric_yogi Films 35 January 10th, 2008 02:16 PM
It can happen only in Indian Movies !!! landyaBhai Films 32 August 10th, 2004 02:43 AM
Kissing i INDIAN MOVIES chirag2000 SoapBox 3 June 16th, 2001 11:57 PM
how long until indian movies are made like english movies? loverboy260 Films 7 June 9th, 2001 11:29 PM


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:29 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Site Copyright © eCharcha.Com 2000-2012.