Jokes

[swami]

Yaar koi toh jokes post karo,mood is off for the past few weeks




Premi se darne ka nahi bindaas post karne ka



PS:For vulgar ones we have a thread in LM,so only decent ones here,do I need to say please

[kalidas]

Originally Posted by swami

Yaar koi toh jokes post karo,mood is off for the past few weeks

Premi se darne ka nahi bindaas post karne ka

PS:For vulgar ones we have a thread in LM,so only decent ones here,do I need to say please

Can we say penis?

[echarcha]

To get swami in the mood

Ek Chote Bacche Ka Naam Uske Maa Baap Ne CURLY Rakha Kyon Ki Uske Baal Ghungrale They.

Ek Din Baccha Tatti Karne Toilet Me Gaya. Uski Maa Use Gharbhar Dhoond Rahi Thi:"Kaha Hai Tu Beta? Beta Curly, O Beta Curly"

Baccha Toilet Me Tha Aur Tatti Karne Ki Shuruwat Hi Ki Thi Ki Maa Ki Awaaz Suni. Awaaz Sunkar Bola:"Nahi Ma, Nahi Karli, Abhi Latak Rahi Hai".

[echarcha]

More ... some political humor ..

• GDP is back to 5%.
• Nawaz Sharif is back to Pakistan.
• Dalmiya is back to Bcci.
• N R Narayan Murty is back to Infy.
• Sanjay Dutt is back to jail.
• Madhuri dixit is back to Bollywood.

Welcome to the 90's.

[echarcha]

And some shitty dirty jokes here Enjoy!!

[echarcha]

Some Santa Singh humor

Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Jaspal USA Se Santa Ki Poori Familly Ke Liye Kapde Gift Leke Aata Hai. Sare Kapde “Lee" Brand Ke Hote Hai

USA Wala Dost Sante Ko Kapde Dene Lagta Hai Aur Kehne Lagta Hai:
“Yeh Teri Baap Ki Lee”
“Yeh Tere Maa Ki Lee”
“Yeh Tere Behan Ki Lee”
“Yeh Tere Bhabhi Ki Lee”

Sante Yeh Sun Ke Gussa Ho Jaata Hai Ki Jaspal Mere Parivar Ki Beizzti Kar Reya Hai. Santa Kitchen Me Jaake Ek Santra (Orange) Le Aata Hai Aur Chhil Ke Dost Ko Deta Hai Aur Kehne Lagta Hai:

“Aah Tere Pioo De Faadi (Slice)”
“Aah Teri Maa De Faadi”
“Aah Teri Behan De Faadi”
“Aah Teri Bhaabhi De Faadi”
“Aah Teri Gharwali De Faadi”

[echarcha]

Some more ....

There are 3 kinds of men in this
world:

• Some remain single and make wonders happen.
  
• Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
  
• Rest get married and wonder what happened

[swami]

And your first joke had to be about

[deshpremi]

Ye lo ji.... time goes in circle... we are back in the 90's

[kalidas]

I got joke

When is a car no longer a car?
When? When?
Ans: when it turns into a driveway.

[Napolean]

Bunty(Chintu se);yaar pet me chuhe kud rahe hain.
Chintu : maine abhi abhi ek billi dekhi thi .

[echarcha]

[echarcha]

Gosh... what an ass!

[echarcha]

Santa again

Doctor Ghanterilal Ne Santa Ko Apna Assistant Rakh Liya Aur Bahar Kisi Kaam Se Chala Gaya. Wapas Lautkar Santa Se Din Bhar Aaye Huve Patients Ke Baare Me poocha.

Santa: Pehla Patient Sir Dard Ke Liye Aaya Tha. Usko Maine Saridon Di.

Doctor Ghanterilal: Bahut Acche.

Santa: Doosra Aaya Behti Naak Aur Sardi Lekar To Usko Maine Coldarin Di.

Doctor: Wah Bhai Wah!

Santa: Teesri Patient Kamsin Kamiya Thi. Aate Hi Usne Kapde Utare Aur Exam Table Par Let Gayi. Letkar Usne Aapni Dono Taange Khol Di Aur Boli Ki 'Meri Madad Karo. 5 Mahine Ho Gaye Hai, Maine Koi Mard Nahi Dekha".

Ghanterilal Chaunk Kar Bola: "Saach? Accha Yeh Batao Ki Tumne Kya Kiya?"

Santa: "Karna Kya Tha? Maine Uski Aankhon Me Jeevdaya Netraprabha Ke 4 Drops Daal Diye Taaki Uski Nazar Saaf Ho Jaye"

[Rakhi]

Originally Posted by echarcha

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