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Old December 26th, 2014, 07:15 AM
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2 actually's gave it away and smelled sensually all over.. Where do you work? Playboy mansion?
Well, sensually might have been a stretch. But she did come over and smell me... and there for a second we had a moment
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Old December 31st, 2014, 04:59 AM
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I am actually using this thread to dump all old memories. So here goes another one.

From my stint in a PSU, conversation with an Assam Guy (AG) who was in a related department.

AG - Tere boss log teri bahut Tareef kar rahe the
me - Good.
me - Kya tareef kar rahe the
AG - Ke tu Bahut Daru pita hai.
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I was no match for this Assam Guy, who used to have neat Old monk daily. Now wonder
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Old December 31st, 2014, 06:43 AM
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Waah waah .. Kya tareef hai .. Tussi ta chha gaye sgars paaji

Like I said people view things with filters.. To a bewda its tareef.
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Old January 4th, 2015, 05:22 PM
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No fake... true story. Gods promise.
now, what should one make out of God promise coming from an atheist
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Another dump from memory.

next day after an office party, conversation with this Client Director (CD)
CD - Do you like beer
Me - Yes.
CD - How do you like American Beer
Me - I do like Budweiser.
Now, this guy was highly offended to hear that my top of the mind recall of american beer was Budweiser. He gave me a sampling of some other brands including one 'Arrogant Bastard Ale' and stone IPA.
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Old January 6th, 2015, 11:34 AM
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Now, this guy was highly offended to hear that my top of the mind recall of american beer was Budweiser.
Budweiser is the most famous of all american beers..

We have a saying among the desi students in the US..
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Budweiser is not American ? It is very American. Just changing ownership means shit. It was started in America.
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Old January 6th, 2015, 11:49 AM
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The guy was offended that the only American beer i knew was budweiser, which he thought was low end.
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Old January 19th, 2015, 08:31 AM
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More memory dumping.

Now something from Desh Premi Bandook Singh ji's gaon on gender stereotypes.
The IT dept of our client was all ladies. Their Head once commented on this "people think we are HR and not IT."
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Another one from my tech support days.

A customer was reinstalling windows. We could hear her having sex during the long steps of the reinstall. All the guys in my team were taking turns to hear her moan as the call continued.
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Old January 19th, 2015, 11:54 AM
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Another one from my tech support days.

A customer was reinstalling windows. We could hear her having sex during the long steps of the reinstall. All the guys in my team were taking turns to hear her moan as the call continued.
Or may be she was just playing a porn movie
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Or may be she was just playing a porn movie
There was no moaning whenever she resumed the call.
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There was no moaning whenever she resumed the call.
May be she paused the movie whenever she took the call

Anyways, do not stretch this too far. i was merely repeating what my friends told me when i told them about sounds of zina from my landlord's room in Londonistan. These sounds stopped coming for some time after i told him that i use his alarm to wake up.
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more of a lunch funny.. but anyway.

today at lunch..

My lunch buddy has a weird looking dark colored dry curry dish in his lunchbox. I ask him whats he got. He is a bit English challenged, so says it like umm I don't know the Hindi word.. umm.. that vegetable which is like a crocodile's back.

I'm like WTF .. then I blurt out karela.. you mean bitter gourd. He goes yeah man, do you want some? I replied no thank you. I like karela but no frikkin crocodile back vegetable.
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more of a lunch funny.. but anyway.

today at lunch..

My lunch buddy has a weird looking dark colored dry curry dish in his lunchbox. I ask him whats he got. He is a bit English challenged, so says it like umm I don't know the Hindi word.. umm.. that vegetable which is like a crocodile's back.

I'm like WTF .. then I blurt out karela.. you mean bitter gourd. He goes yeah man, do you want some? I replied no thank you. I like karela but no frikkin crocodile back vegetable.
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