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Call Girl (to 68 years old man): "Uncle,
aap ek baar try karo na!" Uncle: "Main KAR nahi paaunga." Call Girl: "Arre, aao na uncle, try to karo!" Uncle aa gaye aur callgirl pe toot pade aur uski almost faad dali. Call Girl: Haaye mar gayi. Aap to bol rahe the- "kar nahi paaunga" Uncle: "Wo to main PAYMENT ke baare me bol raha tha.
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Girl Friend: I demand gud manners in bed, just like at the dinner table ...
Sardar climbs into bed slowly & says: Honey, would you pass the boobs please??
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Boyfriend1:- can i touch your boobs
Girlfriend1 :- Shut up!!!! Boyfriend2 :- can i touch ur heartbeats Girlfriend2 :- ooooh!! how sweet!! Rishta wahi soch nai
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Kuware sochte hai k shadishuda ache h
Shadishuda sochte hai k kuware ache h Fark sirf itna hai ki Shadishuda din m sochte hai or kuware raat ko...
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Soch badlo, Desh badlega
Rand aur Vaisya mein kya farak hai ? Rand, South Africa ki Currency hai & Vaisya, SriLankan Bank hai. === Baanchhod aur Ch**tia mein kya fark hai ? Baanchh*d is an Architect in Mumbai Ch**tia is a SBI bank branch somehwere in Raanchi. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&b...56l156l0.1l1l0 https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...23.XUxEPkniq-M == 1 train me Katrina without ticket travel kr rhi thi.. . . Usne saree pehni thi.. T.T. Ne usse 100 rs fine liye.. & Aiswarya ne jeans pehni thi, usse 75 rs fine liye.. . & . Karina ne skirt pehni thi, usse 50 rs fine liye.. ![]() . . Par MALIKA se kuch nai liya.. . Why.. ?? Q ki... Uske pas ticket tha soch badlo desh badlega... ![]() === |
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Karan Johar to become a father. Doctors advice Shahrukh Khan bed rest for 6 weeks. Both are different news, but I like the way you think.
----------- All Khans 'Partner's' names starts with 'K'.... Saif - Kareena Salman - Katrina Aamir - Kiran Rao Shahrukh - Karan Johar. __________________ Sometimes it's easier to smile and pretend you're happy instead of trying to explain why you're not.. बोलीवुड की अभिनेत्री जिया खान ने आत्महत्या की. में नि:शब्द हूँ. रिप - RIP Wife : "Naari" Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti. Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Husband : 'Sahan Shakti' This is not a joke, but still a joke like funny.
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Santa's e-banking password was:
"ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal" Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password? Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character, 1 capital aur ek special character zaroori hai
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Couple silent in Bed.
Wife,thinks Why is he not talking to me ? Is he thinking of another woman ? Is he seeing someone ? Dont I appeal to him anymore ? Are wrinkles showing on my face ? Is he trying to dump me ? Have I put on weight at the wrong place ? Does my make up repel him these days ? Is he upset with my nagging? Why? Husband thinks,Why the hell did Dhoni send Yuvraj to bat ? ![]() ![]() ![]()
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saala sahi me yaar.. fixed match lagta hai.. why would a team bat that way in finals? better to get 150/8 than 130/4.. Raina didn't even get a chance to bat. When will we have a bowler who can bowl yorkers, Umesh Yadav turned out to be a disappointment.
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Money has different names !!!
In church it's called (offering) , in marriage it's called (brideprice ) , in divorce (alimony), when u owe someone (debt ) , when u pay the government (tax), in court (fines), gov't to retirees (pension) boss to workers (salary), master to subordinates (wages), children (maintenance), when u borrow from bank (loan), when u offer after a service (tip) and . . when it is robbed its called CONGRESS. ![]() |
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few more..
whoops whenever I type Robert Vadra, my phone changes it to robber Vadra Hearing Rahul Gandhi talk about Toffees and Balloons, I wont be surprised if he plays with LEGOs at his home! #Pappu Bal Narendra used to play with crocodiles. Hah! Big deal! Bal Rahul still plays with crocodiles named Digvijay Singh and Kapil Sibal |
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. March 16, 2012: Sachin Tendulkar scores his 100th century in Inter-fucking-national cricket ![]() ![]() Sent from my iPhone. |
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Mumbai got its Metro train....
And half of zoppadpatti walas are wondering that "Itna uppar chaddh ke track pe hugne kaun jayega..." ![]() ![]() |
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