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![]() We have our own oil spill at JNPT port in Mumbai
![]() ![]() Two ships collided, and we have a oil spill!! Quote:
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Re: We have our own oil spill at JNPT port in Mumbai
They say the tehsildars of the villages along the coast are going to check for the severity of oil leaks by looking at glasses of water collected from the sea. wow, what a professional approach!
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![]() Ab dekna jagah jagah par jaan bujkar ships tilt honge ![]()
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Re: We have our own oil spill at JNPT port in Mumbai
As per NDTV reports, the fishermen have been asked to not fish till further notice. This will make fish very hard if not impossible to get in the market. This will also mean a windfall for chicken and mutton shops as prices will skyrocket.
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Re: We have our own oil spill at JNPT port in Mumbai
Shravan ka mahina chalu hua,fish will be either way less becoz most of the fisher folks dont go fishing during this month
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![]() whats the big deal, prices of veggies and daals are skyrocketed already, let the meat sellers make some money too.
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Re: We have our own oil spill at JNPT port in Mumbai
You know that might be the right way to test for oil content, seriously! Even the mighty BP could not judge the oil spill content easily. Maybe our tehsildars will provide a breakthrough
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Re: We have our own oil spill at JNPT port in Mumbai
Dialogs
Tehsildar: Aye kitna vayaal hain re? Pandu: Abhi gilaas laata hoon. Tehsildar: Arey ye to apne peene ke paane se jara jasti color hai re.. Pandu: Ha jee .. apna peene ka paani mitti color ka hota hain, yeh to kala color hain. |
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only person that cant be affected by this drinking water situation is . .... our dhurru pai... for his passion for morarji cola ![]()
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![]() Wow (Saif style), hey wow maaaaaaan.. Mumbai now has its own OIL SPILL.. cool!!
Now that's a great business opportunity, right? You want to purify the BMC's water of oil? Here are the oil-removing tablets. Just throw a bunch of pills in your matka, and you have water pure like amrit. Here are some oil-spill T-shirts for you, just Rs. 200 for a set of 4.. hurry, all your neighbours bought one. How about a charity dinner for the oil-spill affected? We will make it bigger than the navy ball. and some street theatre, and I've heard that 3 film producers have declared a movie based on it.. Shares of pharma companies are shooting up higher than the swine flu times.. That time only face masks were hot, today it is pills of all kinds. Swadeshi people are asking the mumbaikar to boycott the foreign oil. Raj is blaming the Biharis for it. ATS is wondering if it is a Pakistani conspiracy. Bhaiyas say that it is a MNS strategy to push them into the sea. The CM has asked the center for Rs. 10000 crore aid. The rescue workers are busy preventing/ minimizing the damage, their officers are busy collecting commissions from the equipment manufacturing companies and medals from the ministers. BTW, the administration has asked the citizens not to consume fish for some time till declared safe.. great opportunity for better haftas from the Kolis |
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Re: We have our own oil spill at JNPT port in Mumbai
funny
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Re: We have our own oil spill at JNPT port in Mumbai
what about the fishermen themselves? fish to phir bhi import ho jayegi.
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Re: We have our own oil spill at JNPT port in Mumbai
This is the time when we WANT the pakistani fishermen to try and infiltrate our coasts
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you forgot the tata pano - the car that will run on seawater - so much aayil in the watar that you need only fill watar far car to run
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![]() Updates ... 10 ships have sunk so far.
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