Your funny or sad experiences in Plane

[AmthaLal]

Hello,


Had this in my mind for long time.

Forgot sometimes and sometimes got busy.


Anyways list/describe your experience from your flights in this thread.

Almost everytime I flew Air-India, I had these.

So I will list them later one by one.

[sarv_shaktimaan]

No sad experiences thankfully.

This once on a flight from Detroit to Delhi in 2005 (my student days), I had 2 drinks and slept, was woken up by my friend few hours later saying dude you are snoring too hard and drooling too, everyone is looking here.. I was like whatever and went back to sleep.

[Napolean]

Originally Posted by sarv_shaktimaan

No sad experiences thankfully.

This once on a flight from Detroit to Delhi in 2005 (my student days), I had 2 drinks and slept, was woken up by my friend few hours later saying dude you are snoring too hard and drooling too, everyone is looking here.. I was like whatever and went back to sleep.

Sleeping accompanied by drooling is so awesome. You get such a nice sleep! I crave for that kind of sleep.

[Aashika]

i almost married a guy whom I met for time in flight. no...i wasnt returning or going to Vegas.

[sarv_shaktimaan]

Originally Posted by Aashika

i almost married a guy whom I met for time in flight. no...i wasnt returning or going to Vegas.

lucky guy

[Aashika]

Originally Posted by sarv_shaktimaan

lucky guy

That is extremely offending

but you do seem to have valid point

[sarv_shaktimaan]

Originally Posted by Aashika

That is extremely offending

but you do seem to have valid point

That scenario sounds good in movies, may be not in real life.. is why I said lucky guy and lucky you.

[Sane Less]

Happy experience ka tho jyada incidents nahi hai. Bas ek baar Delta airlines mein 2nd row select kiya tha online... when I boarded the plane, the 2nd row turned out to be business class. Bas, sure nahi tha kya karna udhar. Kya ye mistake hai... koi mujhe utta deyega udhar se... yehi tension mein flight shuru hua. Us ke baad ek free beer ke baad sab teek teek lagne laga. A fat texan guy sat next to me... and he was shame-shaming the hoi-poloi economy class guys in the back... not realizing that mai bhi ek udhar se hi hoon... galti se is class mein aa gaya

Sad experience mein sirf do literally rone wala scenes hai...

Pehla, there I was in the window seat... and ek buddhi baajoo mein aa kar baith gayi. Literally buddhi thi... maybe 65 - 70 years old. As the flight took off, there was this disgusting stink filling up my airspace. Did not know what to do... dug my nose into my sleeves for the rest of the flight. Pata nahi... but think the buddhi was wearing a diaper and freely letting go whatever she had eaten the earlier night.

Doosra incident... ek kaali bhainsa aa kar baith gayi bajoo mein. And she had literally emptied her scent bottle all over herself. The stink was so overpowering... I literally did not know how I would survive the flight

[sgars]

Posted elsewhere-

Originally Posted by sgars

I had a very different experience in 2006. I got upgraded to Business Class. I was actually trying to get in when they announced business class can board, when the guy at the gate said that upgrades are not included then.

I had requested veg meal and some 5 minutes into my meal, i asked what it was when they said it was chicken curry.
They did ultimately give me a veg meal and took away the non veg meal. though they got confused at my attempt to have both the meals though

In all of 2005-2007, i found that Air India was more liberal in serving Beer than Phoren airlines.

To expand on the beer, in one of the ait india flights, the flight attendant was asking me what i want and pat i replied 'beer'. Then she told, 'I wont be back for a long time, take as many cans as you want.'. I didnt want to look too greedy so took only 3 cans

[sgars]

Originally Posted by sgars

Saw this in our national carrier - Was laughing so jeavily that the nearby passengers started looking at me.

From the Bheja Fry thread.

[raniraja]

IndiGo passenger complains of mosquitoes on flight, gets offloaded

Maybe should be in "Only in India" thread.

[sarv_shaktimaan]

Originally Posted by raniraja

IndiGo passenger complains of mosquitoes on flight, gets offloaded

Maybe should be in "Only in India" thread.

I think mosquitoes on plane story was created by passenger when he was thrown out for misbehavior.

[HarHarMahaDev]

I think I mentioned my funny/sad plane experience in a different thread, but can't seem to find it.

Basically, once I was on a direct flight from Chicago to Delhi. I was in the middle seat trapped between a senile gujju lady and senile Bengali man. Through out the flight, both of them were farting silent farts. It stunk up the entire cabin.

But if the farts were silent, how do I know that both were farting, you ask? I will tell you. One of the farts smelt peanut-ty and the other was garlic-ky.