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Open letter to echarchans !!
this is a very serious issue that we have to consider considering that as echarchans it is our responsibility to do some things considerably good for echarcha // pleaese read further...
hehehheeee ...jusht kidding !! apun bhee shocha to capitalishe on the trend title pad kar dhoka khaa gaye' heeeheee
winning is my birthright !!
Masti ka aalam!
A Dog Called Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot." I
call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went
to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I
would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!"
Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked
like. I said, "You don't understand ...I have had Sex since I was nine
He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to
have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was
over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole
world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my
personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone
would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at
the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When
we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me
and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the
motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me
awake at night."
The clerk said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began,
the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking
around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said
that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said,
"I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off. When my wife and
I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said,
"Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was
The Judge said, "Me too!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A
cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock
in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex."
My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more troubles
with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went
for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems
to be the trouble?"
I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left
me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely."
And the doctor said, "Look, mister, you should understand that sex
isn't a man's best friend, so get yourself a dog."
"Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
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