Just My Luck!!!!

[Dead On Arrival]

From Calvin & Hobbes -“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”

For me.. it's EVERY FRIGGIN' DAY!!!

All taxis seem to disappear when I badly need one.
Won't get tckts for a movie when I really want to watch it-other days hardly any audience for it
I want a particular piece of clothing but it's out of stock.
Flat tyre when I need to reach somewhere ASAP


Sigh! The list goes on...

Am I the only one or does it happen to you guys as well??!!

[Origmos]

Somewhere in this world, there is one person who is the luckiest in the world. All the bad luck we face turns into good luck for this person who isn't you or me.

[Sane Less]

Originally Posted by Origmos

Somewhere in this world, there is one person who is the luckiest in the world. All the bad luck we face turns into good luck for this person who isn't you or me.

I believe I am that one.

I walk out the door and the taxi's right there.
I go to a packed-house movie complex and the movie I want to watch is totally empty.
I go to the shop and pick up the piece of clothing I like
Flat tires only when I have plenty of time to fix 'em.
I lose one job (if I, which I haven't... yet) and get another the next day
I am hungry... and lo and behold, food

And you may not believe this but it happened.... I drove to Disney Hollywood Studios... and my vehicle was the only one entering the parks (there were a lot others already parked... but that's not the point). I asked the attendant, am I the only one and he said he did not want to burst my bubble

[dirty]

Originally Posted by Sane Less

I believe I am that one.

I walk out the door and the taxi's right there.
I go to a packed-house movie complex and the movie I want to watch is totally empty.
I go to the shop and pick up the piece of clothing I like
Flat tires only when I have plenty of time to fix 'em.
I lose one job (if I, which I haven't... yet) and get another the next day
I am hungry... and lo and behold, food

And you may not believe this but it happened.... I drove to Disney Hollywood Studios... and my vehicle was the only one entering the parks (there were a lot others already parked... but that's not the point). I asked the attendant, am I the only one and he said he did not want to burst my bubble

I wonder what happens when you get horny .....

Disney Hollywood Studios...... What the hell is that . Disney studio in Burbank ? Or Disneyland in Anaheim ?

[Sane Less]

Originally Posted by dirty

I wonder what happens when you get horny .....

Disney Hollywood Studios...... What the hell is that . Disney studio in Burbank ? Or Disneyland in Anaheim ?

Florida baba... Florida. Where they have 4 theme-parks and 2 water-parks and shopping galore. Where they can expand as much as they want to... not like CA where they are squeezed so tight that Mickey's balls are going blue

[Dead On Arrival]

Originally Posted by Sane Less

I believe I am that one.

Thats why we are made for each other honey !
We compliment each other sooooo well!!!! :blush:

[sanjayt]

I'm sure you and Sane compliment each other insanely, occasionally resulting in you blushing profusely, and that's all well and good, but the right word to use in your post above is complimEnt, not complIment.

[smellyfinger]

Originally Posted by sanjayt

I'm sure you and Sane compliment each other insanely, occasionally resulting in you blushing profusely, and that's all well and good, but the right word to use in your post above is complimEnt, not complIment.

Hayn??

Chaubeji .. banne chale Chhabeji .. reh gaye Dubeji.

[sanjayt]

Originally Posted by Dead On Arrival

From Calvin & Hobbes -“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”

For me.. it's EVERY FRIGGIN' DAY!!!

All taxis seem to disappear when I badly need one.
Won't get tckts for a movie when I really want to watch it-other days hardly any audience for it
I want a particular piece of clothing but it's out of stock.
Flat tyre when I need to reach somewhere ASAP


Sigh! The list goes on...

Am I the only one or does it happen to you guys as well??!!

I guess Deepak Chopra ji didn't have you in mind when he said, "The entire universe conspires to make your dreams come true," or something like that. I tried to google for the exact quote, but I'm getting a gazillion hits.

Looks like Chopra ji is super-popular. Like you.

[Mallu Rider]

Originally Posted by Dead On Arrival

From Calvin & Hobbes -“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”

For me.. it's EVERY FRIGGIN' DAY!!!

All taxis seem to disappear when I badly need one.
Won't get tckts for a movie when I really want to watch it-other days hardly any audience for it
I want a particular piece of clothing but it's out of stock.
Flat tyre when I need to reach somewhere ASAP


Sigh! The list goes on...

Am I the only one or does it happen to you guys as well??!!

Haven't heard or seen a panoti woman like you. If you can restrain, don't marry. Else you will take down a whole family with you.

Just my conservative 2 cents.

[Dead On Arrival]

Originally Posted by Mallu Rider

Haven't heard or seen a panoti woman like you. If you can restrain, don't marry. Else you will take down a whole family with you.

Just my conservative 2 cents.

Thanks for your 2 cents! Appreciated!
Or I marry someone I hate.. so that I can take him down.. wat say?!

[kalidas]

Originally Posted by Dead On Arrival

From Calvin & Hobbes -“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”

For me.. it's EVERY FRIGGIN' DAY!!!

All taxis seem to disappear when I badly need one.
Won't get tckts for a movie when I really want to watch it-other days hardly any audience for it
I want a particular piece of clothing but it's out of stock.
Flat tyre when I need to reach somewhere ASAP


Sigh! The list goes on...

Am I the only one or does it happen to you guys as well??!!

I took up a hobby to paint nude artwork. I haven't been able to find a single volunteer!!

[Premi]

Originally Posted by kalidas

I took up a hobby to paint nude artwork. I haven't been able to find a single volunteer!!

why... specially when YOU will strip and be nude and paint.

[swami]

Chalu ho gaya tera rona dhona
Waise bhi kab ruka tha tera rona jo chalu ho jayega

Originally Posted by Dead On Arrival

From Calvin & Hobbes -“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”

For me.. it's EVERY FRIGGIN' DAY!!!

All taxis seem to disappear when I badly need one.
Won't get tckts for a movie when I really want to watch it-other days hardly any audience for it
I want a particular piece of clothing but it's out of stock.
Flat tyre when I need to reach somewhere ASAP


Sigh! The list goes on...

Am I the only one or does it happen to you guys as well??!!

[swami]

Read in Blue

Originally Posted by Dead On Arrival

From Calvin & Hobbes -“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”

For me.. it's EVERY FRIGGIN' DAY!!!

All taxis seem to disappear when I badly need one.
Taxi drivers sms each other about people who run away without paying the fare,so they run away when they see you

Won't get tckts for a movie when I really want to watch it-other days hardly any audience for it,
People book tickets in advance thinking they can get your autograph in the theater
I want a particular piece of clothing but it's out of stock.
Shopkeepers have respect for their stocks so for some customers its out of stock
Flat tyre when I need to reach somewhere ASAP
Thats me who puntures your tyres


Sigh! The list goes on...I know its going to continue as the world will stop when females stop complaining

Am I the only one or does it happen to you guys as well??!!