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Old November 21st, 2013, 01:06 PM
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Re: Joke for Today!

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Originally Posted by GpeL View Post
Here is a clean one for you.

There is a train going from A to B.

There are 4 passengers.

1. an old lady. 2. A sexy girl 3. A Sardar 4. A Pakistani

The train goes into a tunnel. A minute passes there is sound of a loud kiss and moching suggesting a wet kiss at that. A few seconds later a resounding slap is heard.

The train exits the tunnel and the pakistani's face is red. Here is what is going on in each individuals head.

1. The old lady
Wow a well behaved girl. Bloody pakistani.. kisses and got a good slap. Well done girl.

2. The girl.
Wow the pakistani kisses the old lady and gets a slap. Fool at least for that slap he could have aimed better and kissed me.

3. The pakistani. The bloody sardar.. he gets the kiss and I get a slap.

4. The sardarji.. It felt good to kiss my hand and gave that pakistani a nice big slap.. he he.
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