Thread: Joke for Today!
View Single Post
  #16  
Old November 21st, 2013, 11:49 AM
GpeL's Avatar
GpeL GpeL is offline
Pelu Pelu
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Yahaan vahaan jaahaan tahaan
Posts: 19,162
GpeL has a reputation beyond reputeGpeL has a reputation beyond reputeGpeL has a reputation beyond reputeGpeL has a reputation beyond reputeGpeL has a reputation beyond reputeGpeL has a reputation beyond reputeGpeL has a reputation beyond reputeGpeL has a reputation beyond reputeGpeL has a reputation beyond reputeGpeL has a reputation beyond reputeGpeL has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Joke for Today!

Here is a clean one for you.

There is a train going from A to B.

There are 4 passengers.

1. an old lady. 2. A sexy girl 3. A Sardar 4. A Pakistani

The train goes into a tunnel. A minute passes there is sound of a loud kiss and moching suggesting a wet kiss at that. A few seconds later a resounding slap is heard.

The train exits the tunnel and the pakistani's face is red. Here is what is going on in each individuals head.

1. The old lady
Wow a well behaved girl. Bloody pakistani.. kisses and got a good slap. Well done girl.

2. The girl.
Wow the pakistani kisses the old lady and gets a slap. Fool at least for that slap he could have aimed better and kissed me.

3. The pakistani. The bloody sardar.. he gets the kiss and I get a slap.

4. The sardarji.. It felt good to kiss my hand and gave that pakistani a nice big slap.. he he.
__________________
GpeL a day
Keeps mischief away.
Reply With Quote