Thread: office funnies
View Single Post
  #79  
Old January 30th, 2015, 07:43 AM
kalidas's Avatar
kalidas kalidas is offline
Super eCharchan
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Caves of Karakoram
Posts: 3,494
kalidas has a reputation beyond reputekalidas has a reputation beyond reputekalidas has a reputation beyond reputekalidas has a reputation beyond reputekalidas has a reputation beyond reputekalidas has a reputation beyond reputekalidas has a reputation beyond reputekalidas has a reputation beyond reputekalidas has a reputation beyond reputekalidas has a reputation beyond reputekalidas has a reputation beyond repute
Re: office funnies

Quote:
Originally Posted by sarv_shaktimaan View Post
Now this will really interest Kali pai.. Share your tech funnies and get a prize.

Read a couple of stories .. funny and realistic.

Where I work I can't fathom how some people remain employed in IT without even the rudimentary understanding of technology.

Here's a conversation between 2 programmers:

Expert programmer: "Java is much better programming platform than .NET because in .NET you are stuck with Microsoft apps."

Clueless programmer: "But .NET has much better Garbage collector. Java garbage collector doesn't work quite as well."

Expert: "What do you mean?"

Clueless: ".NET garbage collector checks the .NET code and collects all the garbage code. Java garbage collector does not do that."

Expert: "WTF???!! Garbage collectors don't collect garbage code, you a#$hole."
__________________

Reply With Quote