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Old January 21st, 2015, 08:45 AM
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Re: office funnies

More of a bar funny (may be not funny), but since i went with my colleague, putting it here.

Once, My colleague and i visit Rodeo's in Delhi and order for beer. The waiter says 'sorry under 25 not allowed'. My spontaneous reaction is 'Thanks!'. However, my friend is not amused and shouts 'Jaao le ke aao'. Then i ask him 'Kya main under 25 dikhta hoon' Waiter replies 'Nahin sir aap nahin dikhte'. I become disappointed and while i am brooding, my friend suddenly discovers that he has a 10th certificate and proudly furnishes it (somewhat stunning the waiter) and is successful in getting a beer We figure out that there were some raids recently leading to extra caution.


Another restaurant not so funny-

I go to Pachanga, a mexican joint and order for some tacos. While i am waiting my order, i decide to munch some chillies. Then, an amru guy on the same project drops in for his lunch and his reaction on seeing me munch chillies was as if he was seeing me walk on fire. He asks "What??* are you munching Chilli peppers." Me - "yeah. it is pretty normal for me".

* He probably meant to say WTF - but controlled himself.
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