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Old September 7th, 2005, 01:01 PM
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Re: Friday Special for September 9th

An american joke translated to suit indian environment... let's see whether it works


Ram Singh (from Bihar) went to interview for a government job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you a sipahi?"

"Yes, I served 10 years and was posted in Kashmir and fought in the Kargil war."

"Good, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities? You see, we have reservations for such instances."

"I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."

"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started."

"If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come in at 10?"

"Well, this is a government organization. Subah to kuch kaam hota nahi hain. Hum sab aakey sirf baite rehte hain aur do gante apne gotey kuja the rehte hain. Aap aakar kya karoge?"
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