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smellyfinger
August 13th, 2001, 01:43 PM
Cut'n'Paste from GM ..

Pyar Ishq Aur Mohabbat

This movie should have been called "There's something about Kirti". Dont know what it is yet, but if I find out, I'll let you know. And then I'll swallow a bullet. Not to get off subject here, but with Cameron Diaz, I can see why everybody would fall for her. But with Kirti "Big Ass" Reddy ?? The subliminal theme in this movie is how to disguise the vast expanse of Ms Reddy's gand behind loose clothes.

Back to the story. A la "There's something About Mary", Eeesh (played by the above mentioned big ass), is a woman of everyone's dreams. Men, young and old, fall in love with her the moment they see her. The first guy to fall for her is a rich old guy (Sunil Shetty), who has had erotic dreams about her ass for many years. He finally sees her and proposes marriage .. just like that. She turns him down, cause she wants to make heart surgery as cheap in India as treatments for cold (no joke .. real dialogue). So he sponsors an all expense paid vacation .. er, education in Scotland.

There she meets Ugly Guy (Aftab Suhasini .. Sandasini .. Soordasini .. something-ini), who falls in love with her .. you got it .. at first sight. Now, Ugly Guy is the son of Lord Bhadwa of Scotland who lives in this big Manor. He (Lord Bhadwa) is an old friend of Big-Ass's father. So she gets to live in a giant mansion. Not your average exchange student, what ??

In the meantime, Old Guy is turning psycho, gulping brandy and sucking on a cigar like a prison bitch sucks on dick. Entry time for the third guy .. Model Guy, who is hired by Old Guy to convince Big-Ass to marry Old Guy. Dont ask how .. just go with it, OK. So Model Guy and a sidekick make their way to Scotland. They arrange for several accidental meetings with Big Ass, although it was unnecessary. You see, 78% of the population of Scotland was standing next to Big Ass .. yes, it was that big. Inevitably, Big Ass falls for Model Guy.

So Model Guy creates nafrat for himself in Big Ass' dil, and she agrees to marry Ugly Guy (this was a match made in heaven). And then some more melodrama .. blah blah .. till the no surprise ending .. Rule of Indian Cinema .. if you are a major actor in a movie, you either die, or get a girl in the end. So Model Guy gets Big Ass, and in the last 30 seconds Ugly Guy and Old Guy also get chicks .. sheeeeeesh. End of Story (or lack thereof).

Time for commentary .. first the good points .. Model Guy. Although he keeps striking model poses through the whole movie, he wasnt bad for a first film. Music was decent. Thats about it.

On the bad side .. where do I begin ? Ms Reddy is about as appealing as Lalita Pawar on a bad hair day. Sunil Shetty, please stop ending all your sentences in "yeah" ? You're not a New Yorker. Aftab, if your pop is the rich and powerful Lord Bhadwa, cant he afford a plastic surgery for you? It looks like you have 3 lips. Directorji, your movie has more holes and loose ends than a Pakistani sweater. Oh, and did I mention, that Scotland is such a poor place, they have only one restaurant, and one bank ?

Oh well .. maybe the next movie I see will be better.

Super Girl
August 13th, 2001, 01:48 PM
hopeless movie :mad:

smellyfinger
August 13th, 2001, 03:04 PM
bad .. but not totally hopeless. .. trying to be fair :D :D

Big-G
August 13th, 2001, 03:13 PM
:D Nice review !!!!

I feel some kinda attachement with this Reddy chic.... (hint: Similar physical attributes)

Sheena
August 13th, 2001, 03:13 PM
Its really worst movie........:D

Bal Thackeray
August 13th, 2001, 03:29 PM
apun ko to pasand aaya bhai

Materialgurl
August 24th, 2001, 10:24 AM
The only good thing about the movie was Arjun Rampal...deadly looking guy!