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saverewaligadi
July 12th, 2002, 03:33 PM
Aapke vichar kya hain? kYa isse sahreer par viprit parinaam hotey hain?

Kehte hain ki virya ka ek boond ek sekda khoon ki boondo se banta hain. To kya isey kshanik uttejna evam anand ke liye vyarth kharch karna uchit hain?

echarcha
July 12th, 2002, 03:35 PM
Search Forums ka use kar yaar.. Udhar bada bhai ke sawal dekh le..

Yaar tu bahut gandu kisam ki cheej hain .. kya Hindi mein jhaad rela hain :D

GpeL
July 12th, 2002, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by saverewaligadi
Aapke vichar kya hain? kYa isse sahreer par viprit parinaam hotey hain?

Kehte hain ki virya ka ek boond ek sekda khoon ki boondo se banta hain. To kya isey kshanik uttejna evam anand ke liye vyarth kharch karna uchit hain?

Aap ka kathan to theek hi hain. Mere vichar me ki aap use vyarth na karen apitu kisi prakaar sambhaal ke rakhen. Jab bhi aap ko khoon ki jaruarat ho.. aap virya ko khoon me parivatit kar ke us ka sadupayog karen.

echarcha
July 12th, 2002, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by GpeL


Aap ka kathan to theek hi hain. Mere vichar me ki aap use vyarth na karen apitu kisi prakaar sambhaal ke rakhen. Jab bhi aap ko khoon ki jaruarat ho.. aap virya ko khoon me parivatit kar ke us ka sadupayog karen.

Stop man.... :D :D :D

Made me spill out my coffee!!! :clap: :smash:

SlyBoots
July 12th, 2002, 03:42 PM
Meray toh padtay hee tattay spill out ho gaye :D:D:D

GpeL
July 12th, 2002, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by echarcha


Stop man.... :D :D :D

Made me spill out my coffee!!! :clap: :smash:

Kshamaa prarthi hoon par mera udeshya aap ke coffee ko chalkaane ka katai na tha. Sawerewaligadi bhrataa ne vichaar hi kuch gambhir prakaar ka rakhaa hum sab ke samaksh. Us kaa samaadhaan bhi gambhirtaa purvak vichar kar kar hi diyaa jaa saktaa thaa aur vistrut paraamarsh ke baad mai ne ye sujhaav prastut kiyaa.

smellyfinger
July 12th, 2002, 03:52 PM
Yaar, Jab bhi main hasthmaithun shabd sunta hoon, to mujhe hasta hua Mithun ka drishya kyon man mein aata hai?

SlyBoots
July 12th, 2002, 03:54 PM
kyunki tu homo hai

smellyfinger
July 12th, 2002, 03:55 PM
hum sab homo hain. Isme koi nayee baat to nahin hai.

Big-G
July 12th, 2002, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by smellyfinger
Yaar, Jab bhi main hasthmaithun shabd sunta hoon, to mujhe hasta hua Mithun ka drishya kyon man mein aata hai?

Shriman Ungal Mahoday, iska kaaran yeh ho sakta hai ki shaayad Mithun hi aapkay ling ko uttayjit karta ho aur saath hi saath bheekshn svapn-dosh ka kaaran bhi ho.

shaayad aap us praakaar kay vyakti ho jisay purush ho kar bhi purushoN kay saath shaareerik sambaNdh sthapit karnay meiN aanand aataa hai.

SlyBoots
July 12th, 2002, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by smellyfinger
hum sab homo hain. Isme koi nayee baat to nahin hai.

maanyavar mai aapkay sumlaingik sambandhon kee Ore sankayth kar rahaa thaa (homosexual NOT homosapien)

smellyfinger
July 12th, 2002, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by Big-G


Shriman Ungal Mahoday, iska kaaran yeh ho sakta hai ki shaayad Mithun hi aapkay ling ko uttayjit karta ho aur saath hi saath bheekshn svapn-dosh ka kaaran bhi ho.

shaayad aap us praakaar kay vyakti ho jisay purush ho kar bhi purushoN kay saath shaareerik sambaNdh sthapit karnay meiN aanand aataa hai.

Poojneeya G ji

Iska kaaran woh nahin hai jo aap batla rahe hain. Humne to sirf shabdon ka khel khelne ke liye yeh vivaad prakat kiya tha. Parantu aap is ko lekar kisi aur hi nakshatra mein chale gaye. Shayad yeh rog aapko hoga, is liye aapko sab manushya usi mitti ke bane hue dikhte hain.

GpeL
July 12th, 2002, 04:01 PM
U mean big-G="Homo" "erectus" ?

smellyfinger
July 12th, 2002, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by SlyBoots


maanyavar mai aapkay sumlaingik sambandhon kee Ore sankayth kar rahaa thaa (homosexual NOT homosapien)

Aap sanket kar rahe hain to aapke vichaar mein zaroor koi khot hoga. Humne to kabhi aisa socha nahin tha.

smellyfinger
July 12th, 2002, 04:04 PM
Chal, vatakne ka tem aagela hai baap. Sab bhai log go apun ka good weekend. Milte hain somwaar koo.

GpeL
July 12th, 2002, 04:05 PM
Aaap ne aise vichar vyakt to nahi kiye par aap ka apradh bodh ne aap kaa chadm vesh ko niraakaar kar diyaa aisaa prateet hotaa hai shriman.

Big-G
July 12th, 2002, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by smellyfinger


Poojneeya G ji

Iska kaaran woh nahin hai jo aap batla rahe hain. Humne to sirf shabdon ka khel khelne ke liye yeh vivaad prakat kiya tha. Parantu aap is ko lekar kisi aur hi nakshatra mein chale gaye. Shayad yeh rog aapko hoga, is liye aapko sab manushya usi mitti ke bane hue dikhte hain.

PraanoN say Preeya UngalDevta,

Kshama chahooNga, parantu mujhay yooN prateet ho raha hai ki aapkay gupt bhed say parda hatnay kay kaaran aap vyaakulit ho rahay haiN aur apni vachanoN ko doosri disha day rahay haiN.

manyavar, aapko lajjit honay ki koi aavashyakta nahin hai. hum sab, mitti kay maadhav, alag alag vichaaroN tatha kaamnaaoN kay tuchh daas haiN. koi mithun say uttayjit hota hai toh koi govinda kay chintaashil hast-maithun karta hai.

aap jaisay bhi ho hamaaray mitra hi nahin, jyeshta bhraata samaan ho. aap khul kay atyaNt satyata say apnay vichaar prakat kareiN. hum aapka utna hi aadar kareiNgay jitna kartay aayae haiN.

Saadar charan-sparsh.
Big-G

echarcha
July 12th, 2002, 04:08 PM
ke pujari log.. chuup baith re :D

Talk in English man.. Cant understand this much pure Hindi

GpeL
July 12th, 2002, 04:13 PM
mananiyaa sutradhaar ji,

Humare man ko vichlit karte hue aap ne ye nahi socha ki humaraa dhyeya kyaa hai. Hum aap ko aap ki mumbai shaili se mukt kar aapke apne shudh paramparaon se parangath karana chahte hain. Agar aap humare marg aur dhyey me saath na de saken to tuchh nivedan ye hai ki kupyaa maarg me baadhaa to na daalen.

Pranam.

SlyBoots
July 12th, 2002, 04:15 PM
suthradhaar ji jub tak aap hum tuch praanion ko apni tarah dhaarapravaah angrezi bolnaa nahin sikhaaogay , hum apnaa aandolan shaantipoorvak jaari rakhangay

SlyBoots
July 12th, 2002, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by smellyfinger


Aap sanket kar rahe hain to aapke vichaar mein zaroor koi khot hoga. Humne to kabhi aisa socha nahin tha.

Rocket aur thanak insaan ko kahin bhee le jaa saktay hai .

echarcha
July 12th, 2002, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by GpeL
mananiyaa sutradhaar ji,

Humare man ko vichlit karte hue aap ne ye nahi socha ki humaraa dhyeya kyaa hai. Hum aap ko aap ki mumbai shaili se mukt kar aapke apne shudh paramparaon se parangath karana chahte hain. Agar aap humare marg aur dhyey me saath na de saken to tuchh nivedan ye hai ki kupyaa maarg me baadhaa to na daalen.

Pranam.

Apne dimag mein nahi gaya! Kya bol rela hain jara saaf Hindi mein bol :D

laal_langot
July 12th, 2002, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by echarcha


Apne dimag mein nahi gaya! Kya bol rela hain jara saaf Hindi mein bol :D

prayay keval itna hai shriman ke kathachit kreeda ling ka yon shoshan hai...raktpaan ki upeksha raktdaan karein...

GpeL
July 12th, 2002, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by laal_langot


prayay keval itna hai shriman ke kathachit kreeda ling ka yon shoshan hai...raktpaan ki upeksha raktdaan karein...

Goti yaar you stole the show :D :D :D

laal_langot
July 12th, 2002, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by GpeL


Goti yaar you stole the show :D :D :D

guruvar:(

GpeL
July 12th, 2002, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by laal_langot


guruvar:(

bolo vaths

laal_langot
July 12th, 2002, 05:09 PM
itne prachand maharathiyon ki upasthiti mein ik navyuvak ko itna protsaahan....mann shankit ho gaya tha prabhu....

GpeL
July 12th, 2002, 05:14 PM
Sab shankaa (laghu/dheergh) apne apne sthan me anivarya hai priyavar par humare vachan me thodaa bhi atishyokti nahi tha is ka aap ko mai aashwaasan kaise de saktaa hoon?

tantric_yogi
July 12th, 2002, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by saverewaligadi
Aapke vichar kya hain? kYa isse sahreer par viprit parinaam hotey hain?

Kehte hain ki virya ka ek boond ek sekda khoon ki boondo se banta hain. To kya isey kshanik uttejna evam anand ke liye vyarth kharch karna uchit hain?

Aapne jo likha hai uska bhavarth hum samjh sakte hein lekin bandhu aap yeh bi to nahin bhool sakte ke jab hamare Bajrang Bali samundra parr kar rahe the, Shri Lachmanji ko bachchane ke liye to samundra mein swimming karti hui ek baalika ko garb ho gaya kiyoun ki Bajrang Bali ji ki ek boond nikal kar aur samundra mein giri thi ... Yeh kattu satya hai ...

Aaap ko hastmaithun karke virya ko vyarth karna uchit nahin lagta to thik hai ... hum aap se yeh poochte hein aur prashan to yeeh he ki kiya hastmaithun karte hue virya ko vyarth karna kiya
jaroori haai? Aap tantric riti se hast maithun kijiye ... apnaa virya surakhshit rakhiye ...

Lekin hum ko is bat pe bahut ashcharyata ho rahaa hei ke is umar mein aap ko hast maithun ki kiya avayshyakta ho sakti hei ... biyah kijiye aur apne ghar mein sache sukh ka anand lijiye ...

Chotta munh badi baat ... aap kadapi bura mat maniye.

SlyBoots
July 12th, 2002, 05:38 PM
daaktar saab , can u tell from personal experiences kee do married men also masturbate.


I am for the first time in my life asking this question to a married man and that to much elder to me and I am thankful to echarcha kee mai yahan itnaa ghinaunaa sawaal pooch saktaa hoon

echarcha
July 12th, 2002, 05:39 PM
Friday is at an end and we have had a "sampoorna Hindi bhasha" tutorial. I think lets leave this thread alone and move on. Please!!

GpeL
July 12th, 2002, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by echarcha
Friday is at an end and we have had a "sampoorna Hindi bhasha" tutorial. I think lets leave this thread alone and move on. Please!!

Aap ko hindi bhaasha se kuch katu anubhav hai aisa parteet hota hai sutradhaar ji. Mai aap ko doshi nahi tharaa saktaa. Bas prarthanaa kar saktaa hoon ki kabhi aap ke dil me is bhaashaa ke parti pyaar ujvalit ho.

Slybhoot.. aap kaa prashna bahut hi anoothaa hai par haan aap ye kathan bhool rahe hain ki "l*nd aur musibat kabhi bhi kahin bhi khadi ho sakti hai".

Paanigrahan ke pashchaat kayi aise samay hote hain jab maithun asambhav hain karan "sar dard" se le kar swikaar karne yogya aur bhi ho sakte hain.. aise samay me musibat (err... lu*d) khadaa ho jaay to apne pahlaa pyaar "haston" ka upayog hi uchit hai aur kiyaa jaata hai.

dhurandhar
August 9th, 2002, 11:03 PM
dharmadhikari dharma dhurandhar ke matanusar isse sharir pe viprit asar ho sakta hai.......lekin usse mann rugna hone ki sambhavnayen adhik hai.
Saverewaaligadi.......tanik sochiye.....kya mann ke pratayksh protsahan ke abhav mein hasta maithun evam virya skhalan sambhav hai?? Dhurandhar ke matanusar ye keval asambhav hain. Isse sharir mein durbalta aa sakti hain agar aap yathyogya bhojan ka sevan na karte hon. Lekin mann ki rugnata is prakar se sambhav hain.
Hast maithun ke sevan se aap apne aap ke madhyam se itne santushta ho sakte hain ki tadpashchyat kisi naari se aapko santushtata prapt nahin hogi. Isse virya ka jo prathmik upayog hai wah nirarthak ho jata hai. Spashta roop se kaha jaye to aap fir prajotpatti mein vifal hote hain. Prajotpatti na hone par aap ko samaj se katu vachan ya marmik vachan ko sahan karne pad sakte hain. Shashtron mein kaha hai ki prajotpatti se pitru rina se mukti milti hai...iska ullanghan karne par yamraj ke dwara siksha bhi prapt ho sakti hai......aur atma ki pragati mein avrodh hone ki purna sambhavana hai...:D

bakchatter
September 18th, 2002, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by smellyfinger
Yaar, Jab bhi main hasthmaithun shabd sunta hoon, to mujhe hasta hua Mithun ka drishya kyon man mein aata hai?

Ab ye sun ke meri chai chalak padee... :p

bakchatter
September 18th, 2002, 10:27 PM
This is a classic echarcha thread. :clap:

Alibaba
June 21st, 2005, 06:09 AM
This thread is amazing...:D:D:D Hilarious to the core... had to bring it up... insanely funny... :rotfl:

chicha420
June 21st, 2005, 07:26 AM
This is the funniest thread I have read in eCharcha so far....mazaa aa gayaa!!!

Best part was Mithun & Maithun....lol!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Not sure if apt but, arz kiya hai--

Bedard zamaana kya jaane kya cheez judaai hoti hai
Bedard zamaana kya jaane kya cheez judaai hoti hai

Hum L**d pakad kar sote hain, har ghar mein chu**ai hoti hai!!!

Budmaas
June 21st, 2005, 07:29 AM
seedha uttar .............Personal Experince

Kuchh nahee hotaa .............. jab mann kare maaro aur so jaao .......... :rotfl:

Alibaba
June 21st, 2005, 10:22 AM
The hindi is like... GpeL pai's response.. my God.. this whole thread is ludicrous!:rotfl:

echarcha
June 21st, 2005, 05:04 PM
If you look for threads by this 'Hindi MahaPurush' you will be engrossed quite a lot ;)

khaski_khopari
September 2nd, 2006, 07:23 AM
arre yeh saverevaligaddi kithe gayi :D , baap ! kya chaant chaant ke topic post kerelle hai isne bidu !!:rotfl: :rotfl:

Gordon Gecko
September 2nd, 2006, 07:50 AM
This is what I meant in the other thread...a time like none other...david dhawan, priyadarshan and RGV directing amovie together with screenplay by farhan akhtar...main lead rajpal yadav..paresh rawal, circuit..you can assign the id's yourself...

khaski_khopari
September 2nd, 2006, 07:54 AM
This is what I meant in the other thread...a time like none other...david dhawan, priyadarshan and RGV directing amovie together with screenplay by farhan akhtar...main lead rajpal yadav..paresh rawal, circuit..you can assign the id's yourself...

hehe, bhaijaan, lagata hai aapne jyada hila liya hai, ur saying going 2 mtr. abv sea level @ khopari's mind:D

9889
May 20th, 2009, 07:42 AM
Hastmaithun jyada karna nuksaan deh hai Par isko sahi tarike karna nuksaan deh nahi hota hai .
Is ka sharir par koi bura asar nahi padta hai.

echarcha
May 20th, 2009, 10:40 AM
Hastmaithun jyada karna nuksaan deh hai Par isko sahi tarike karna nuksaan deh nahi hota hai .
Is ka sharir par koi bura asar nahi padta hai.
So you found time again Narci? :rolleyes:

kalidas
June 9th, 2012, 06:47 AM
Aapke vichar kya hain? kYa isse sahreer par viprit parinaam hotey hain?

Kehte hain ki virya ka ek boond ek sekda khoon ki boondo se banta hain. To kya isey kshanik uttejna evam anand ke liye vyarth kharch karna uchit hain?

Uchit toh nahi hai parantu jab Deepika Padukone man mein prakat hoti hai toh bada kathin ho jata hai.

Mallu Rider
June 9th, 2012, 10:32 AM
Of course uchit hai, no doubt on that.

But one thing always bothered me, does it makes penis curved?

dirty
June 11th, 2012, 04:01 PM
Ask Shasha Baron Cohen .......... The Dictator.........

kalidas
June 12th, 2012, 03:24 PM
Of course uchit hai, no doubt on that.

But one thing always bothered me, does it makes penis curved?

Ye to wo wali baat ho gayi naach na jane aangan teda.

Diplomat
June 14th, 2012, 12:37 PM
Of course uchit hai, no doubt on that.

But one thing always bothered me, does it makes penis curved?

wearing Frenchies makes it curved...down.

Boxers for the win.

Ragubeera
July 3rd, 2012, 01:07 AM
ek baar right se aur ek baar left hand se try karo, sab theek hoga :clap:

milanfanabhi
July 3rd, 2012, 01:37 AM
ek baar right se aur ek baar left hand se try karo, sab theek hoga :clap:
amount of pressure and tension should be the same too.

Budmaas
July 3rd, 2012, 02:42 AM
There is early age for this kinda tempo fun & satisfaction.....:smartass:


nobody proved it ANUCHIT till date. :cute: :cute:

Ragubeera
July 3rd, 2012, 06:56 AM
amount of pressure and tension should be the same too.

:clap::clap::clap:

aragorn
July 3rd, 2012, 10:56 AM
saale sab muthaiya murlidharan hai :lol: