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echarcha
April 18th, 2002, 02:30 PM
I wanted to discuss this but did not get time.

Lets digress to another area - What effects do you notice after eating certain foods?

Lets say you have lots of spinach (palak paneer, matar palak ) for dinner. What happens next morning?


I have noticed that if I have red meat the night before then my stools are well formed and harder than usual.

With spinach its like my stomach pulls an internal flush chain. Complete stomach clean up.

With cereal and milk its a lot of restroom visits for a couple of hours after breakfast.

What say you?

GpeL
April 18th, 2002, 02:34 PM
Pelunics has to say this about your question.

Drink perfume after thy dinner
Thy fart in the morrow becomth room freshner

(Pelunics; Chapter Celistial fart verse; IXIXIX)

Dunno about others.

Zorro
April 18th, 2002, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by echarcha
I wanted to discuss this but did not get time.

Lets digress to another area - What effects do you notice after eating certain foods?

Lets say you have lots of spinach (palak paneer, matar palak ) for dinner. What happens next morning?


I have noticed that if I have red meat the night before then my stools are well formed and harder than usual.

With spinach its like my stomach pulls an internal flush chain. Complete stomach clean up.

With cereal and milk its a lot of restroom visits for a couple of hours after breakfast.

What say you?

echarcha pai is talking sh*t! literally.. :D :D :D

echarcha
April 18th, 2002, 02:38 PM
Then it causes gaseous emissions within hours and hroughout the night. So I have to always be careful about it if I am at a guest's house and consume Rajma.

When at home, Shama has to get a oxygen mask :D

But next day too it stinks with Rajma.. atleast for me.


The worst is when you have had fried stuff with liquor. Unless I have lots of water before sleeping the next morning is horrible. Things just dont move :(

GpeL
April 18th, 2002, 02:42 PM
eat lots of grapes after thy dine
day after morrow thy pee will be wine.

(Pelunics; Chapter wine making; Verse california)

So combining the two statements above..


You eat a lot of rajma, then drink perfume then eat lots of grapes and for one day you will be a room freshner factory and the day after you will be a winery.

aryaputra
April 18th, 2002, 02:49 PM
if had dinner with lots of color/dye...next day have colorful tatti :D

IA
April 18th, 2002, 02:54 PM
pelu pai you make my day. Really LOL while reading your replies. darn funny.

:D:D

GpeL
April 18th, 2002, 02:57 PM
hyan?? Serious post ko pad ke haste ho IA pai.. ab bhi wakt hai sudhar jaao.. pelpedia ka majaak karne se paap padtaa hai.

kharcha pai.. if you use perfume treatment as described by pelpedia.. shama ji will no longer need oxygen mask (an important point I forgot to add).

aryaputra
April 18th, 2002, 02:58 PM
add asfoetedia aka hing in recipe of Rajma......gas problems gaayab!!!

GpeL
April 18th, 2002, 02:59 PM
Gas problem gayab hoga ki gas hi gayab hoga?

April 18th, 2002, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by aryaputra
add asfoetedia aka hing in recipe of Rajma......gas problems gaayab!!!

do you mean hing in place of rajma ?? ;)

just kidding, dont take it seriously

echarcha
April 18th, 2002, 03:26 PM
to jarror HING usme dala hoga Shama ne, lekin mera peat ekdum chalu hain.. Rajma ya chole khaate hi de dana dan de dana dan :D

Aur guest ke ghar pe agli baar HING ke dabbi leke jaunga :clap:

GpeL
April 18th, 2002, 03:35 PM
Hing mat le jaao pai.. aise karna vo car me tangte hain dekho freshner.. vohi the one that looks like a tree and you hang it from the rear view mirror.. us ko apne dukaan me (dhungan me) us chidra ke paas chipkaa lo... agar dhayn dhayan aap back fire karne bhi lage to log mukarar mukarar bolenge. Just be sure to pick a nice fragnance..

(You can even try those naphthaline balls just be careful ki andar na ghus jaaye.. just to be safe attach a thread so that ghus gaya to bhi nikal sakte ho).

echarcha
April 18th, 2002, 03:40 PM
Pelu, yeh napthaline balls ka sunkar to main bahut jor se haasa yaar.. Abhi lagta hain jaan apadega.. udhar.. john se milne ko :D :D :clap:

April 18th, 2002, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by echarcha
to jarror HING usme dala hoga Shama ne, lekin mera peat ekdum chalu hain.. Rajma ya chole khaate hi de dana dan de dana dan :D

Aur guest ke ghar pe agli baar HING ke dabbi leke jaunga :clap:

while she is away ... pate aur mun bhur ke rajma and other beans khao.

have you heard of beeno? has anyone here used it ? if you want to remain anonymous say "my friend has used it .... " (gpel style)

smellyfinger
April 18th, 2002, 03:50 PM
MY FRIEND HAS USED beano .. and gas-ex .. they both work. Eat them just before eating rajma and there is very little gas produced. It gave me ... err... my FRIEND.. a big relief

baapji
April 18th, 2002, 03:52 PM
ROTFL :D :clap: :clap:

kya yaar kuchh bhi khao
jamm ke paani piyo to kuchh vanda nahin

koi problem nahin raat ko aur subah bhi

waise fried stuff with daru ka no experience but RAZMA is mah fav.

echarcha
April 18th, 2002, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by smellyfinger
MY FRIEND HAS USED beano .. and gas-ex .. they both work. Eat them just before eating rajma and there is very little gas produced. It gave me ... err... my FRIEND.. a big relief

Now let us analyse this sentence:

1) Smelly has said My friend first
2) Then he says he was relieved
3) Then he quickly changes to his friend got relief

This proves that Smelly is a gand faaat fartmaster :D :D :clap:
:p:p

GpeL
April 18th, 2002, 03:53 PM
Next time try the naphtaline ball trick. Err.. ask your friend to try it. Sasta sundar majboot tikau.

baapji
April 18th, 2002, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by smellyfinger
there is very little gas produced.

let it go melly or it ll give complications afterwards

;) :D

baapji
April 18th, 2002, 03:55 PM
waise cha bhai ko dinner pe bulaya to RAZMA to kabhi nahin kabhi nahin

;) :D

GpeL
April 18th, 2002, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by baapji
ROTFL :D :clap: :clap:

kya yaar kuchh bhi khao
jamm ke paani piyo to kuchh vanda nahin



Yes the gas mixes with water and it becomes liquid when it comes out.. you can bottle it and use it as fuel for your daily commute or even use it as lighter fluid your choice.

smellyfinger
April 18th, 2002, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by echarcha


Now let us analyse this sentence:

1) Smelly has said My friend first
2) Then he says he was relieved
3) Then he quickly changes to his friend got relief

This proves that Smelly is a gand faaat fartmaster :D :D :clap:
:p:p

Guilty as charged.. i was just using the GpeL "MY FRIEND" technique as suggested by eNRI

:D

And, if my friend is relieved, so am I. Aakhir soonghna to sabko padta hai na

baapji
April 18th, 2002, 04:07 PM
okay okay time out time out

tell me what effects ur IQ in negative way( talking about drinking and eating )

:cool:

krantikari
April 18th, 2002, 05:35 PM
How do green peas and red carrot turn yellow in stomach ??

zyzzva
September 25th, 2009, 01:00 AM
tera Pata nahin ,humhari matar toh hari aur gajar laal he rehti hai payt may jaate waqt bhee aur bahaar aate waqt bhee.