Can we decide on gender of child by doing sex on particular days?

[bada_bhai]

I am hearing that if husbadn and wife has sex on certain days then the child will be girl or boy. Please advise if you know about this.

(I am not interested in religion fighting topics so I am asking this topics. I have got good response before and I look to get good response in future)

[DesiBaba]

read "health in your hands "

[GpeL]

Yes the third hour (3 Am) On the fifth monday of the month will give you a guaranteed boy. Also check with your pundit. Ekaadashi days if you have sex at noon.. you will certainly have a boy but beware if you ejaculate before or after the stroke of noon there is no guarantee.

Bada bhai.. acha response to milega hi.. intersting topics jo hai

[BlrBoy]

If you have sex with dog before you have sex with your spouse. u are granteed to have a male,( i cannot assure u if it will be a dog or a boy)

[nydood]

And if you have it with a bitch?

[echarcha]

we have baada_ bhai after a long time.. lets not discuorage him..

I know that back home some folks have this notion that getting wife pregnant on certain days like Ashtami or Naumi or some such days will give you a son or daughter. Looks like bada bhai is exploring these theories :D

[nydood]

Originally posted by echarcha
I know that back home some folks have this notion that getting wife pregnant on certain days like Ashtami or Naumi or some such days will give you a son or daughter.
No, but your daughter could look like Naumi Campbell.

[GpeL]

Bada bhai.. honestly there is no such thing. Instead of picking days.. having a glass of Glucon-D or Milk and Sugar (or something sweet) before sex might help. (Seriously its said that elevated sugar levels in blood stream can make infertile people concieve and in many cases it turns out to be a boy child.) Do not remember the source of article but I read that looooooong time ago.

[DesiBaba]

Gpel..there is..read this book... "health in your hands" i dunno by whom..but it has this method whereby u can get tha child of tha desired sex...

[Big-G]

Originally posted by DesiBaba
Gpel..there is..read this book... "health in your hands"

In your HANDS?? :D
Bhai desi, yeh toh apna HAATH jagannath type ki philosophy lagti hai, haiN??

It'll make a good restroom grafitti though, ala 'Kanoon ko apnay haath meiN mat lo'.

Bada Bhai..... if the angle of insertion is 45 degrees wrt to the axis passing through vagina and a$shole, it will definitely be a boy. For acheving this either use a protactor or stand so that that line of your lulli is perpendicular to the abcissa of the breasts. Then try to bisect his angle by slowling tilting your tool as far as you can tilt it. You can name the boy Hypotenuse.

[Big-G]

Originally posted by DesiBaba
Gpel..there is..read this book... "health in your hands" i dunno by whom..but it has this method whereby u can get tha child of tha desired sex...

I am sure, 'health in you HANDS' will give you child of desired sex, but in all probability the 'child' will find itself in the bathroom drain cursing, "bhainch** nay career kharaab kar diya" :D

[GpeL]

Originally posted by Big-G


You can name the boy Hypotenuse.

LOL @ hypotenuse.. but Big-G what is the result if the angle is off by + or minus 5 degrees.. I know there's ought to be interesing side affects.. see for example if half base multiplied by altitude (angle being 90 degree) is area of a triangle.. and if the angle of the "altitutude" is not exactly 90 degree the area of the triangle will be slightly "inaccurate" no?

[Rahul]

Originally posted by Big-G

Your lulli is perpendicular to the abcissa of the breasts.

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You can name the boy Hypotenuse.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[CyberKhiladi]

oh listen to this:

3 expectants go to a gynec ....

ok the first one comes out the 2 ask what is it: well the gynec says that since my hubby was on top of me its gonna be a boy
..so heary congratulations are shared!!

next one goes she comes out....."well since i was on top of my hubby i am gettin a girl!!
again heart congrats are exchanged!!
the third one goes and comes out sad........they ask she goes...." i told mt hubby DOGGY_STYLE aint good!! "

heheheh
bada bhai kar lo!!

[RECKER]

Originally posted by bada_bhai
I am hearing that if husbadn and wife has sex on certain days then the child will be girl or boy. Please advise if you know about this.

(I am not interested in religion fighting topics so I am asking this topics. I have got good response before and I look to get good response in future)

Two steps, 90% probability

1. Ya to parner ki 2-3 din countinuously alkaline liquid se aandar tak dho lo so that the acids do not kill the Y chromosomes at the time of ejaculation.

2. Follow the chinese calendar depending upon the age of partners and the moon position.

both this methods are proven to 90% success rate.

[echarcha]

Originally posted by RECKER


Two steps, 90% probability

1. Ya to parner ki 2-3 din countinuously alkaline liquid se aandar tak dho lo so that the acids do not kill the Y chromosomes at the time of ejaculation.

2. Follow the chinese calendar depending upon the age of partners and the moon position.

both this methods are proven to 90% success rate.

Hey Recker... I had heard about the Chinese calendar.. Do you have it?? We could post it here for the benefit of all :D

[CyberKhiladi]

benifit of all? or ...........?

[echarcha]

Originally posted by CyberKhiladi
benifit of all? or ...........?

Aisey questions bade special questions hain.. Our bada_bhai has come up with wonderful ;) questions which youand I cannot think of :D

So let us all learn from this :D

[CyberKhiladi]

woh mein samjha lekin aap itna enthu kyo dikha rahe ho?

khiladi wonders!!

[Fei]

try that dog formula brlboy mentioned if it doesn't work try intercourse with a rat..and if that doesn't work go to

Dr. Ruth's website

USE THIS AS A LAST RESORT !!!

[echarcha]

Originally posted by CyberKhiladi
woh mein samjha lekin aap itna enthu kyo dikha rahe ho?

khiladi wonders!!

top favorite member hain yaar :D

And jara main bhi to jaanu yeh baccha paide karne ke peeche kya kya papad belne padte hain ;)

Rahi baat ladka ya ladki - to woh to upar wale ki den hain. Main to aisa sochta hoon bhai. Jo upar wala dega wohi uska vardaan aur prasad hoga. Apne ko ladki ya ladka farak nahin padta.

[tantric_yogi]

Originally posted by RECKER
90% probability

1. Ya to parner ki 2-3 din countinuously alkaline liquid se aandar tak dho lo so that the acids do not kill the Y chromosomes at the time of ejaculation.


:D
Once I was travelling between Andheri and Churchgate in local fast train ... In ladies compartment two old ladies were discussing how to have lulliwalla child ... apun ka bi arouse ho gaya ... interest is topic mein ... hum sunna ... ek lady doosri ko poochha :

”Sakhi tere ko sabh lulliwalla gender ka aulad hai ... Kripaya kadke ke mere ko iska raj batao ... kiyoun ki mein is duniya ke bhanwad mein aissi phansi hoon ki meri naav kinare pe lagi hui hai aur maanjhi salla ka baat mat poochh ... kirpa kadke mujhe yeh katha sunnao ...

Doosra lady (jisko sabh lulliwalla tha) us ko bahut raham aa gya first lady ke upad ... woh bahut khus khus ho kad yeh bola :
"kIyoun nahin sakhi ... kiyou nahin ... mein tere question se bahut hi khus ho kad baag baag ho gayee hoon ... ab kholkad ke yeh katha sun ............

Recker are you one of those two ladies or are you the guy standing next to me with shaking hands in your pocket with hole ...


ekdum sachh bolla except NOT do tin din pahle BUT JUST RIGHT BEFORE MAN EJACULATES INSIDE VAGINA ... it not only increases chances of fertilization ;) but chances of lulliwalla child as well ... you don't need prescription and so many simple liquid cleansing
products available ...


Sabh sala paisa ka khel hai ... hundreds of thousandss of couples waste much time and money trying to conceive and to think they could easily have NOT ONLY conceived but also able to choose gender of child with jkust few cents cost ... I think ...

Sale sabh dakttar log aajkal modernchod paise ke pichhu bagtte hein ... Send me the name of one who has ever advised his patients to take vitamin supplements ... Sale modernchoders know that half the diseases are due to lack of nutrition ... LEKIN if all their patients start taking vitamin supplements and taking care; how the fock are these bastards going to buy their
mensions and investment portfolios ... SABH MODERNCJHOD HEIN SALE ...


Challo bhai log ... time to go ... more on this some other day ...

yeh sala Meta Raul nein bi apun ko ******* banayya ... oderndhod salla kahin ka ...

...

[DesiBaba]

Originally posted by tantric_yogi



Once I was travelling between Andheri and Churchgate in local fast train ... In ladies compartment two old ladies were discussing


kya tantric,kuch bhi fart marneka? :p ladies compartment mein tu kya kar raha tha be?

[RECKER]

Originally posted by tantric_yogi


ekdum sachh bolla except NOT do tin din pahle BUT JUST RIGHT BEFORE MAN EJACULATES INSIDE VAGINA ... it not only increases chances of fertilization ;) but chances of lulliwalla child as well ...


Yaar lagta nahi tum Engineer ho, saath me maine probability bhi likhi thi
2-3 din exercise karo to % of success badh jata hai

aur tu wo andheri me train me kya kar raha tha, Hamare ilake me ladies dabbe me?????????????

beta agar dubara ladies dabbe me ghuma to Juhu tara road par khada kar denge tuze Police wale pakadkar, Chirag ko puch lena wahin padhta hai wo aaspaas

[SimpleHuman]

We should band geometry in schools at once! :mad: