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Pretty Woman
March 6th, 2002, 12:03 PM
The other night I was talking with a friend of mine about the Dohas... how much wisdom is imparted with simple words and day to day examples. Please share the dohas you know.... maybe we'll learn some new!


I'll start with one by Kabira (very appropriate for whats happening these days)..


Chalti chakki dekh kar, diya Kabira roye
dui paattan ke beech mein sabut bacha na koye

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 12:10 PM
Hmm. ek yaad aaya

ram ram sab kahe dasrat kahe na koi
jab dasrat kare na kasrat to raam kahan se hoi..


Oops... sorry galti se mistake ho gaya.

Big-G
March 6th, 2002, 12:10 PM
What kinda dorks do you talk to on the phone??? Night time, a pretty woman on the other end, and all he could think of was dohas?? Darling, gimme your number....

Here's mine :

Bura jo dekhan maiN chala,
Bura na milya koye,
jo man dekha aapna,
mujhsay bura na koye.


Another one which is quite popular, but mysteriously, was never seen in any of the text books.

Kabeera khada bazaar meiN,
Apna L*** latkaaye,
jisko jitna chaahiye,
kaat kaat layjaaye.

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 12:12 PM
Pw.. ek aur yaad aaya.. sunaa dun?

Big-G
March 6th, 2002, 12:15 PM
One of my my favorites. But it wasn't till recently that I realized how amazingly true this is.

Pothi padh padh jag moha,
pandit bhaya na koye,
dhai akshar prem ke
pade, so pandit hoye.

DesiBaba
March 6th, 2002, 12:15 PM
:D @ biggie



Kabira Khada bazaar mein maange sub ki khair
Na kahu say dosti na kahu say bair.

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 12:17 PM
Ek aur very relavent to current gujrat scenario

chitrakuut ki ghaat pe
Ghatnaa ghati gambhir
G*nd mari tulsi
maare gayo kabir

(If you ask how is it relevant to the current scenario here is how.. train ko jalaaya saale congresi crowd (tulsi) ne aur saale vhp vale bekasur logon ko jalaadaale (kabir) )

Big-G
March 6th, 2002, 12:17 PM
Desi.... :up: ..is that real version??? good one man! :D

What's the real version of this one??

Kabeera chadha pahaad pay,
Karkay chootad chaudhay,
neechay say meera boli,
"utar behen kay lauday!!!"

DesiBaba
March 6th, 2002, 12:19 PM
Bura jo dekahn mein chala, bura na milya koi,
Jo mun khoja aapna to mujh say bura na koi

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 12:21 PM
aaye ekhi des the, utrii ekhi ghat,
hava laagi ju sansar kii, ho gaye barah baat

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 12:24 PM
Are bhai.. aur laao.. ye hai sant smelly ka doha

Rampur ke mele main ek paanch taang ka ghoda tha,
Char to uski taange thee aur paanchwa uska ....

DesiBaba
March 6th, 2002, 12:26 PM
:D

tum log yaar kahan se laate ho ye sab :D

Pretty Woman
March 6th, 2002, 12:26 PM
biggie >> What kinda dorks do you talk to on the phone??? Night time, a pretty woman on the other end, and all he could think of was dohas?? <<

bus, hai aik ghonchoo :D

tumhari tarah behaya dohay nahin sunata. uske munh se kabhi ramayan ka paaTh suno, to tulsidaas ko bhool jaoge.

back to dohas...


Jaise til mein tayl hai, jyoon chakmak mein aag
tera saayeen tujh mein, tu jaag sake to jaag.

(i particularly like this one, for it gives the spiritual idealogy i believe in.... that God is within you).

CyberKhiladi
March 6th, 2002, 12:29 PM
Mangan Maran Saman Hai, Mat Koi Mange Beekh
Mangan Se Marna Bhala, Yeh Satguru Ki Seekh

CyberKhiladi
March 6th, 2002, 12:31 PM
Kabira Kiya Kutch Na Hote Hai, Ankiya Sab Hoye
Jo Kiya Kutch Hote Hai, Karta Aur Koye

DesiBaba
March 6th, 2002, 12:31 PM
paap se jab fatti dharti
aur adharm se jab aasman
haath mein liye lota
maara kabira ne hagga

Big-G
March 6th, 2002, 12:42 PM
Aisee baani boliye,
man ka aapaa khoye,
auran ko seetal karey,
aapu hi seetal hoye.

Badha hua toh kya hua,
jaisay paydh khajoor (Kabeer was from mumbai?? :eek: ..),
paNchi ko chhaayaa nahin,
Phal laagay ati door.

Meaning...Size doesn't matter. No matter what Tantu says.

Big-G
March 6th, 2002, 12:49 PM
Jaati na poocho saadhu ki, pooch lijiye gyaan
Mol karo talwar ki padi rehen do miyaan.



Jeevat samjhe jeevat bujhay, jeevat hi karo aas,
Jeevat karam ki phaans na kaati, moye mukti ki aas.

(aas = hope...not arse)


Maangan maran samaan hai, mut koi maangay bheek
Maangan say marna bhala yeh sat guru ki seekh



Kabeer mun nirmal bhaya jaisay ganga neer
Paachhe paachhe har phiray kahat Kabeer Kabeer.

bhartiya
March 6th, 2002, 12:49 PM
one decent one..

Kaal Kare So Aaj Kar, Aaj Kare So Ub
Pal Mein Pralaya Hoyegi, Bahuri Karoge Kub

DesiBaba
March 6th, 2002, 12:49 PM
Kabir So Dhan Sanchiye, Jo Aage Ko Hoye
Sees Charaye Potli, Le Jaat Na Dekhya Koye




Translation
Kabir, save the wealth that 'remains' in the moment ultimate
Departing with a crown of material wealth, none has crossed the gate

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 12:49 PM
Big G chare ped par
Par utar na paay
Madad na maange phir bhi
Bhale gaand phat jaay.

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by bhartiya
one decent one..

Kaal Kare So Aaj Kar, Aaj Kare So Ub
Pal Mein Pralaya Hoyegi, Bahuri Karoge Kub

Aaj kare so kaal kar,
Kaal kare so parson.
Itni jaldi kyaa hai pyaare
Jab jeena hai barson!!

Rana
March 6th, 2002, 12:51 PM
Kakar Pathar Jod ke, Masjid laye banay
Taa chadi Mullah baangde, Kya bahara hua Khudai

Big-G
March 6th, 2002, 12:51 PM
Saayin itna deejiye,
jaa mein kutumb samaaye,
Main bhi bhookha na rahoon,
saadhu na bhookha jaaye



This one for ENRI.... :D

Maangan maran samaan hai,
mut koi maangay bheek
Maangan say marna bhala,
yeh sat guru ki seekh !!!!

bhartiya
March 6th, 2002, 12:52 PM
another one depicting the current problems...

Chalti Chakki Dekh Kar, Diya Kabira Roye
Dui Paatan Ke Beech Mein,Sabit Bacha Na Koye

IA
March 6th, 2002, 12:54 PM
Maati kahe kumbhar ko
Tu kya roondhe mohe
Ek din aisaa aayega
Mai roondhoo gi tohe.
Aaye hai jo jaayenge
Raaja rank fakir
Ek sinhaansan chadhi chale
Dooja bandhe janjeer.

Chalti chakki dekh re
Diya kabira roye
Do paatan ke beech mein
Baaki bacha na koyi
Baaki bacha na koyi.

Dukh mein sumran sade kare
Sukh mein kare na koyi
Jo sukh mein sumran kare
To dukh kahe hote.

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 12:56 PM
Big-G kahat hai tujhko baat
seekh sake to seekh
Enri tu ek din maregaa
Maang maang ke bheekh.

Pretty Woman
March 6th, 2002, 12:56 PM
>> Kabeer mun nirmal bhaya jaisay ganga neer
Paachhe paachhe har phiray kahat Kabeer Kabeer.
<<

Somehow I was expecting this to end with 'paneer'...

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 12:58 PM
Theek hai to aap ki ichaa puri kiye deete hain.

Kabeer mun nirmal bhaya jaisay ganga neer
Ab ghar jaake khaate hai swadist saag paneer.

Rana
March 6th, 2002, 12:59 PM
:mad:

Looks like people are just typing their dohas withour reading it from other echarchans thread. Thre are tons and tons of repeat in just 27 replies.

:mad:

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 01:01 PM
Rana bhai.. kyaa yaar.. lo original composition.. pure echarcha me nahi milegaa

VIP ki chaadi pahno
Na pahno duje braand
Chaddi kabhi na phate
Bhale phat jaaye g**nd

Big-G
March 6th, 2002, 01:02 PM
Aisee maari eNRI ki,
jaisay maarat saaNd,
jaag saveray dekha toh,
gaaNd bani brahmaaNd.

Pretty Woman
March 6th, 2002, 01:05 PM
>> Maati kahe kumbhar ko
Tu kya roondhe mohe
Ek din aisaa aayega
Mai roondhoo gi tohe.
<<


I wont even dare mention what i expected this to end with.

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 01:05 PM
Lekar apni brahmaand Enri daude
Big G bhage piche chillate rukh bahan ke l**de

Rana
March 6th, 2002, 01:07 PM
Of course everbosy has f***ed up this thread by tpying and pasting their version of Dohas instead from Kabi or Rahim.

Here are my 2 cents..


jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhe
Shift delete kar doonga

DesiBaba
March 6th, 2002, 01:08 PM
RANA
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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income
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aadat boori haiN yeh aadat badal daalo
paraye nar aur maada pe aap nazar na daalo
vyarth ke cheejo pein aap samai na apna vyarth karo
chod0 ch00so kuch bhi karoN
lekin tankhaan apni na waste karo

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by Pretty Woman


I wont even dare mention what i expected this to end with.


are bol do pw dear.. hum hun naa.!!

DesiBaba
March 6th, 2002, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by Big-G
Aisee maari eNRI ki,
jaisay maarat saaNd,
jaag saveray dekha toh,
gaaNd bani brahmaaNd.
aisi gaaNd ka to bhaiya swarg mein bhi haiN demaNd


:D

DesiBaba
March 6th, 2002, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by Pretty Woman
>> Maati kahe kumbhar ko
Tu kya roondhe mohe
Ek din aisaa aayega
Mai roondhoo gi tohe.
<<


I wont even dare mention what i expected this to end with.


CBT:D :D :D :D

Rana
March 6th, 2002, 01:14 PM
Desiababa

aadat boori haiN yeh aadat badal daalo
paraye nar aur maada pe aap nazar na daalo
vyarth ke cheejo pein aap samai na apna vyarth karo
chod0 ch00so kuch bhi karoN
lekin tankhaan apni na waste karo

That was a good one.:D :D :D

I see you and I raise you with this one..


ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain
problem hai ki bus voh
read only hain

DesiBaba
March 6th, 2002, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by bhartiya
another one depicting the current problems...

Chalti Chakki Dekh Kar, Diya Kabira Roye
Dui Paatan Ke Beech Mein,Sabit Bacha Na Koye

kaali chaddi dekh kar,diya kabira roye
Dui patloon ke beech mein ,la*da bacha na koye

DesiBaba
March 6th, 2002, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by Rana


ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain
problem hai ki bus voh
read only hain
[


keval permission change karne ki zaroorat haiN
sirf chmod use karneki zaroorat haiN

Rana
March 6th, 2002, 01:20 PM
Bakara jo marega Bakri ke Seeng
To Bakri bhi maregi Bakre ke seeng

:D

Big-G
March 6th, 2002, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by GpeL
Lekar apni brahmaand Enri daude
Big G bhage piche chillate rukh bahan ke l**de

:D

SaaaNjh dhaley pelu kay ghar,
eNRI soya,
Bhor hui toh jaaney kyooN,
cheekh enri roya.

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 01:26 PM
Pelu ke ghar
enri isliye royaa
Gand maarkar big-G usko
dishwasher me dhoyaa.

Pretty Woman
March 6th, 2002, 01:27 PM
LOL!!! :D

kambakhton.. meri ganga jal ki tarah pavittar thread ka kya haal kar diya

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 01:29 PM
Madam, ganga jal ab pavitra kahaan raha!! samjhaa karo.

Smelly login ho kar maje le rahaa hai.. oy apni dohas bhi post kar pai.

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 01:43 PM
Ramchandra kah gaye siyaa se
Aisa ek yug aayega
BigG maregaa eNRI ki
Enri khushi se marvaayega.

bhartiya
March 6th, 2002, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by GpeL


Aaj kare so kaal kar,
Kaal kare so parson.
Itni jaldi kyaa hai pyaare
Jab jeena hai barson!!


;) yehi hota hai asliayat main...

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 02:26 PM
Vasaline lagaa kar bigG bhiye dale nikale apne l*ude
Ghas ghas kar ab Enri ki Gand kardiye dugne chaude..

CyberKhiladi
March 6th, 2002, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by GpeL
Vasaline lagaa kar bigG bhiye dale nikale apne l*ude
Ghas ghas kar ab Enri ki Gand kardiye dugne chaude..

lmao

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 02:42 PM
Ajab teri chamatkar ajab teri maaya
Enri USA me sandas dho ke kamaaya

corollary of the above doha also exists.

Ajab teri maaya ajab tera chamatkaar
Enri ko usa me bana diyaa jamadaar

aryaputra
March 6th, 2002, 02:52 PM
galat...

Ajab teri maaya ajab tera chamatkaar
Enri yo usa aakar bhi bana rahaa jamadaar

:D

simply kidding eNRI.

Mahakaal
March 6th, 2002, 03:13 PM
Bhai log PW ney accha tread shuru kiya kuch aur dohe post karo yaar .Nacheez ki taraf say ek pesh hai. Its by BABA FARID while he was doing tapasya ek crow thinking baba is dead poked his body & thoda sa mans nikala tub he said

" KAGA CHUN CHUN KHAIYO, KHAIYO SARA MANS
NA KHAIYO NAINAN MERE , PIYA MILAN KI AAS"

GpeL
March 6th, 2002, 03:16 PM
BigG chun chun mariyo, Enri ki maaaNs
Maraa maraa ke enri ke fool gayo saans

krantikari
March 6th, 2002, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Big-G


Kabeera khada bazaar meiN,
Apna L*** latkaaye,
jisko jitna chaahiye,
kaat kaat layjaaye.

I feel very sad when someone does not recite a poetry correctly. I amke it a point to correct it.

Kabeera baitha ped par, diyo l*** latkaaye |
Jaako Jitni chachiye, kaati-kaati le jaaye ||

Sheena
March 7th, 2002, 01:09 PM
Pretty woman! U started really good thread,par ye nahi sudhrenge:D

Kaam krodh mad lobh ki jo lon man mein khaan.
to lo Pandit murkhon,Tulsi ek samaan!

CyberKhiladi
March 7th, 2002, 01:13 PM
kab tak ruthegi ki cheekhegi chilayagi
dil keta hai ek din haseena maan jayegi


kabir doha #!

Big-G
March 7th, 2002, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by GpeL
Ajab teri chamatkar ajab teri maaya
Enri USA me sandas dho ke kamaaya

corollary of the above doha also exists.

Ajab teri maaya ajab tera chamatkaar
Enri ko usa me bana diyaa jamadaar

I know another version....

Ajab teri maaya, tera chamatkaar ajab,
Jhadoo toh de di bhosad, Pochha karega kab.

smellyfinger
March 7th, 2002, 01:15 PM
one real one .. from memory ..

Laghuta se prabhuta milai, prabhuta se prabhu door
Cheeti sakkar le gayee, haathi ke sir dhoor.

After this only homemade dohas will be presented.
:)

Sheena
March 7th, 2002, 01:16 PM
kHusro dariya prem ka vaaki ulti dhaar.
jo utra so doob gaya,jo dooba so paar!

Sheena
March 7th, 2002, 01:18 PM
Home-made Doha's r really good:D :up: :up:

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 01:18 PM
Desh videsh ko jitne, le kar jhaadu chale jangi
Usa me aa kar par eNRI ban gaye pukka bhangi

Big-G
March 7th, 2002, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by Sheena
kHusro dariya prem ka vaaki ulti dhaar.
jo utra so doob gaya,jo dooba so paar!

:up:
That was a nice one!

P.S. : Melly jaag gaya..... Kabir doing somersaults in his grave.

Big-G
March 7th, 2002, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by GpeL
Desh videsh ko jitne, le kar jhaadu chale jangi
Usa me aa kar par eNRI ban gaye pukka bhangi


SaayeeN ee ka ho gaya,
Teri leela apaar,
Koi usko bhaNgi bolay,
Koi bolay chamaar.

Sheena
March 7th, 2002, 01:21 PM
Thanks Senior!

Khusro baazi prem ki,main khelun pi ke sang.
Jeet gayi toh piya more,haari to piya ke sang!

Big-G
March 7th, 2002, 01:24 PM
Sheena...these are beautiful. Are these from Amir Khusro?? Are you typing them from memory or is there a link?

Sheena
March 7th, 2002, 01:26 PM
Yup! these all r from Amir khusro.

these r my favourite ones,I am just typing them by heart.:)

smellyfinger
March 7th, 2002, 01:28 PM
kya galat galat likh rahi hai sheena ??

These are not the originals ...

kHusro dariya prem ka vaaki ulti dhaar.
jo utra so doob gaya,jo dooba so bekaar!

Khusro baazi prem ki,main khelun pi ke sang.
Jeet gayi toh piya more,haari to doosre ke sang!

Sheena
March 7th, 2002, 01:29 PM
:D

Dekh apne haal ko Enri roye jaar-jaar.
Usa aakar bhi,koi kahe Bhangi,koi kahe Chamaar!

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by Big-G



SaayeeN ee ka ho gaya,
Teri leela apaar,
Koi usko bhaNgi bolay,
Koi bolay chamaar.


Lilaa to ha sai ka
bilkul aprampaar
Subah ho hote hain bhangi
Shaam enri chamaar

(part time job hai yaar). :D :D

Sheena
March 7th, 2002, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by smellyfinger
kya galat galat likh rahi hai sheena ??

These are not the originals ...

kHusro dariya prem ka vaaki ulti dhaar.
jo utra so doob gaya,jo dooba so bekaar!

Khusro baazi prem ki,main khelun pi ke sang.
Jeet gayi toh piya more,haari to doosre ke sang! :D :D Jeet gayi to Piya more,haari to Smelly ke sang!:D

smellyfinger
March 7th, 2002, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by Sheena
:D :D Jeet gayi to Piya more,haari to Smelly ke sang!:D

Preetam aan milo,

Preetam aaaaaan miloooooo :D :D

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by smellyfinger


Preetam aan milo,

Preetam aaaaaan miloooooo :D :D

Melly derale mat kar yaar.. doha chipkaa :D :D

Big-G
March 7th, 2002, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by smellyfinger
Khusro baazi prem ki,main khelun pi ke sang.
Jeet gayi toh piya more,haari to doosre ke sang!

naah...

The original one is...

Khusro baazi prem ki, main khelooN pee kay sang,
Jeet gayi toh dho looN haath, varna peela rang.

Sheena
March 7th, 2002, 01:33 PM
Sej sooni dekh ke roun main din-rain
Piya-piya kahti main,pal bhar sukh na chain!

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 01:35 PM
Iska original hai..'

Bathroom suni soch kar, daud padi jaise train
Pee-Pee karni thi kaske, par bahar lambi line.

smellyfinger
March 7th, 2002, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by GpeL
Iska original hai..'

Bathroom suni soch kar, daud padi jaise train
Pee-Pee karni thi kaske, par bahar lambi line.

:D :D

Aaj ek dum bathroom mood mein Pelu?? Kyon .. subah subah cereal kha liya kya ??

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 01:38 PM
Nahi yaar.. vo to biggie ke pee yaad dilane ka asar hai..

vaise kal raat bahut beer ho gayela tha.. to residual pee abhi bhi baaki hai.

Sheena
March 7th, 2002, 01:40 PM
Zara iska original likhiye:

Its from Nida fazli:

Chhota karke dekhiye jeevan ka vistaar.
Ankhon bhar aakash hai,bahon bhar sansaar!

DesiBaba
March 7th, 2002, 01:41 PM
peeya rey peeya reeey
tara bina laagey naahin maara hagga reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Sheena
Zara iska original likhiye:

Its from Nida fazli:

Chhota karke dekhiye jeevan ka vistaar.
Ankhon bhar aakash hai,bahon bhar sansaar!

cereal khaa ke dekhiye, apna phir avtaar
Chataak bhar G**d me gu nahi, hagne chale bahaar..

Ek aur is se bhi ganda waala sujhaa.. charcha pai marenge bol ke chor diyaa.

Sheena
March 7th, 2002, 01:46 PM
Ravi! gabaar singh ye kah kar gaya,jo dar gaya vo mar gaya!

isliye chaap do jo bhi soojha hai:D

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by DesiBaba
peeya rey peeya reeey
tara bina laagey naahin maara hagga reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy

:D :D ye kaunsa style hai bhaiyaa.. ye to na kabir na rahim na hi galib ka style hai? A departure from norm?

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Sheena
Ravi! gabaar singh ye kah kar gaya,jo dar gaya vo mar gaya!

isliye chaap do jo bhi soojha hai:D

No sheena.. that one was obscene.. no I can't besides its biggie and mellys turn to crack out the original one for that chota karke dekhiye one.

smellyfinger
March 7th, 2002, 01:48 PM
I have a question ..

Jaako raakhe saaiyyaaN, maar sake na koi,
Jaako raakha saaiyyaaN, oo rakhail na hoi?

Sheena
March 7th, 2002, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by GpeL


No sheena.. that one was obscene.. no I can't besides its biggie and mellys turn to crack out the original one for that chota karke dekhiye one. Now I got it:D please don't post:D :D

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 01:50 PM
My answer is..

Jab maar sake na koi to rakel kaise hoi
Enri ki sab maarte usko raakhi sake ka koi.

Sheena
March 7th, 2002, 01:54 PM
One from Neeraj:

Jab tak parda khudi ka,kaise ho deedar.
pahle khud ko maar,phir ho uska deedar!

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 01:58 PM
actually my favorite couplet is in sanskrit.

na deva vidhyate kaashte na pashaane na mrunmaye
bhaave hi vidhyate devast-samadbhavo hi karanam.

And come to think of it that it was written by a HINDU sage.. it shows how enlightened that person was.

Big-G
March 7th, 2002, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Sheena
One from Neeraj:

Jab tak parda khudi ka,kaise ho deedar.
pahle khud ko maar,phir ho uska deedar!

The original one is very slightly different :

Jab tak parda khudi ka,kaise ho deedar.
pahle khud ki maar,phir ho uska deedar!

Sheena
March 7th, 2002, 02:01 PM
Meaning please?

Samjha karo agar padhi-likhi hoti toh kya Echarcha karti?:D :D

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 02:04 PM
na deva vidhyate kaashte = Deva (god) na to kaaT me hai
na pashaane =na patthar me
na mrunmaye = na mitti ki murti me
bhaave hi vidhyate deva Vo to bhav (heart) me vidhyamaan hain
st-samadbhavo hi karanam. is liye bhavast (or bhaav) hi sab ka kaaran hai (Meaning god lives in your heart and not in stones or idols).

DesiBaba
March 7th, 2002, 02:06 PM
ravan :

aand baand teri maa ka ki g**d
tu kaun?



Hanuman to ravan:


main raam doot,teri (ravan ki) maa ki ch**t
main pawan-putra hanuman

Sheena
March 7th, 2002, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by GpeL
na deva vidhyate kaashte = Deva (god) na to kaaT me hai
na pashaane =na patthar me
na mrunmaye = na mitti ki murti me
bhaave hi vidhyate deva Vo to bhav (heart) me vidhyamaan hain
st-samadbhavo hi karanam. is liye bhavast (or bhaav) hi sab ka kaaran hai (Meaning god lives in your heart and not in stones or idols). Really great meaning :up:

Do U have any link for these?

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by Big-G


The original one is very slightly different :

Jab tak parda khudi ka,kaise ho deedar.
pahle khud ki maar,phir ho uska deedar!


Jab tak jhanjhat sandaas ka. Enri ke na ho deedaar.
Pahle usko pakad ke rakh phir uski tabiyat se maar.

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Sheena
Really great meaning :up:

Do U have any link for these?

No yaar.. India me pada kartaa tha to yaad hai. I dont think I can find a link to this one (actually do not know how to go about finding one). Sanskrit shlokas search karo to tons of site aa jaate hain but most of them are "puja" stuff not great saying like these.

Sheena
March 7th, 2002, 02:15 PM
1 from Kabir:

Paathar pooje Hari milen,to main poojun pahaar.
Yaate to chaaki bhali,pis khaye sansaar.

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 02:18 PM
Another one (especially for eNRI).

Dahamyamanaha sutivreNa nichaaha paryashogninata
ashaktaastatpadam gantu tato nindaan prakruvarte.

Arthaath

Neech manushya dusre ki yashrupi-atyant-tikshNa agni se jalte hain aur svayam us sthaan nahi pahuchne (yashasvi na hone) ke kaaran uski ninda karte hain.

Big-G
March 7th, 2002, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by DesiBaba
ravan :

aand baand teri maa ka ki g**d
tu kaun?



Hanuman to ravan:


main raam doot,teri (ravan ki) maa ki ch**t
main pawan-putra hanuman

haha...we had another version :D

Rajput to NeelKanth.

Rajput : Aye neelKaNth, teri maa ka l*nd, tu kahaan say aayaa rey??

NeelKaNth : Aye Rajput, teri maa ki ch**t, maiN vahaan say aayaa rey.

SimpleHuman
March 7th, 2002, 02:29 PM
Paan kha ke kabira jo moo laal karwaye
Tulsi cheede, kya bander ko kiss kar aaye?

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 02:30 PM
Biggie.. mere sanskrit ke couplets ki original nahi dega?

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by SimpleHuman
Paan kha ke kabira jo moo laal karwaye
Tulsi cheede, kya bander ko kiss kar aaye?

Haa ha..

Is se ek aur yaad aaya

Gajab tera chamtkar gajab teri khudaee
Bandar ki gand me tu ne kyon lipstick lagaayee?

SimpleHuman
March 7th, 2002, 02:35 PM
Pelu bhai complete this:

Cheating Karte online jub pakde gaye kabir

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 02:37 PM
asli ending to mujhe nahi pataa.. aap hi bataa do!!

SimpleHuman
March 7th, 2002, 02:38 PM
Cheating karte online jub pakde gaye kabir
Sant fakir se who ban gaye Tharki L**d fakir :D

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by SimpleHuman
Tharki

kaa meaning kyaa hai yaar?

SimpleHuman
March 7th, 2002, 02:42 PM
Tharki means player ;)

DesiBaba
March 7th, 2002, 02:42 PM
vagabond :D

SimpleHuman
March 7th, 2002, 02:43 PM
e.g Akshaye Kumar :D

GpeL
March 7th, 2002, 02:54 PM
Sari duniyaa ek taraf big-G ka dhang niraala
Maar maar enri ki dekho kitni chaude kar daala.

bakchatter
March 8th, 2002, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by Big-G
Aisee baani boliye,
man ka aapaa khoye,
auran ko seetal karey,
aapu hi seetal hoye.

Badha hua toh kya hua,
jaisay paydh khajoor (Kabeer was from mumbai?? :eek: ..),
paNchi ko chhaayaa nahin,
Phal laagay ati door.

Meaning...Size doesn't matter. No matter what Tantu says.

:D :D LMAO :up: :smash:

bakchatter
March 8th, 2002, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by GpeL
Big G chare ped par
Par utar na paay
Madad na maange phir bhi
Bhale gaand phat jaay.

Agar madad maangi to Big G se Small G ho jayenge kya?? :confused:

bakchatter
March 8th, 2002, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by Pretty Woman
>> Kabeer mun nirmal bhaya jaisay ganga neer
Paachhe paachhe har phiray kahat Kabeer Kabeer.
<<

Somehow I was expecting this to end with 'paneer'...

To madamji fir 'paneer' ke dohe ki thread start karni thee na :p :D

dhurandhar
March 10th, 2002, 09:40 PM
Kabir

Kabira khada bazar mein
liye lukathi haath
jo baare hai ghar apna
woh chale hamare saath

Rahim

Rahiman haay gharib ki
kabu khali na jaye
muve dhor ke charm(flesh) se
loh bhasam ho jaye

Subhashit(Sanskrit)

Udhyame hi siddhyanti
karyani, na cha manorathai
nahi suptashya sinhasya
pravishanti mukhe mrugaha

nandini
March 11th, 2002, 03:29 AM
gori sowat sej par
mukh pe daale kesh
chal Khusro ghar aapne
rain hui chahun desh

tantric_yogi
March 11th, 2002, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by dhurandhar
Kabir

Kabira khada bazar mein
liye lukathi haath
jo baare hai ghar apna
woh chale hamare saath




Bhadi bajar main beth Kabira roye

Bhadi bajar main beth Kabira roye

Yeh echarchan log kitne Oonche

aur itne neeche inke dohe !!

Napolean
March 11th, 2002, 05:54 AM
Kabira khada bazaar mein,haNs haNs g**d hilaye
Tulsidas aayo peechhe se danda diyo ghusaye...

Bharatwasi
March 11th, 2002, 06:17 AM
tum sabhi log ho (hutiye,samajh gaya maiN aaj
apne aap hi apni sanskruti ki mar rahe ho g**d

aryaputra
March 11th, 2002, 07:51 AM
REAL ONE:

Aaj kare so kal kar,
kal kare so parso,
jaldi kya hain yaaro,
jab jeena hain barso :up:

awara_dost
March 12th, 2002, 07:28 PM
May be these r already posted if yes then once again.

Rahiman Dhaga Prem ka, mat toro Chatkaaye
Tute se phir na jure, jure Gaanth par jaaye.

Aesi Waani Boliye, man ka aapa khoye
auran ko sheetal kare, aapahun sheetal hoye.

.........forgot first line
Chandan vish vyapat nahi lipte rahe bhujang......

something like that, if any one remember

bakchatter
March 13th, 2002, 03:09 AM
Awara ...
its like this

jo rahim uttam prakrati ka kari sakat kusang
chandan vish vyapt nahi lapte rahat bhujang

awara_dost
March 14th, 2002, 07:23 AM
Originally posted by bakchatter
Awara ...
its like this

jo rahim uttam prakrati ka kari sakat kusang
chandan vish vyapt nahi lapte rahat kusang

yes u r right.

Ajgar kare na chakri, panchi kare na kaam
Daas maluka keh gaye, sab ke data raam

Sheena
March 14th, 2002, 07:41 AM
Khusro rain suhaag ki,jaagi pi ke sang
Tan mero man piu ko,dau bhaye ek rang.

awara_dost
March 14th, 2002, 07:48 AM
pooja ke chhakkar me, mila na hum ko Land
Publick peeche par gayi, baj gaya apna Band

bakchatter
March 14th, 2002, 08:08 AM
Originally posted by awara_dost

yes u r right.
Ajgar kare na chakri, panchi kare na kaam
Daas maluka keh gaye, sab ke data raam

Atal kare na chaakri, Advani kare na kaam
Ashok Singhal kahat rahe, sabke data raam.
:D

awara_dost
March 14th, 2002, 08:12 AM
Originally posted by bakchatter


Atal kare na chaakri, Advani kare na kaam
Ashok Singhal kahat rahe, sabke data raam.
:D

Atal Dhoondhe Chaukri, Advani ka kya kaam
Ashok Singhal rah gaye, maya mili na raam

Sheena
March 14th, 2002, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by awara_dost


Atal Dhoondhe Chaukri, Advani ka kya kaam
Ashok Singhal rah gaye, maya mili na raam its really good!:D

Rana
March 14th, 2002, 08:29 AM
Originally by backchatter

Awara ...
its like this

jo rahim uttam prakrati ka kari sakat kusang
chandan vish vyapt nahi lapte rahat kusang



My friend last word of the doha you posted should be bhujang (snake)

bakchatter
March 14th, 2002, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by awara_dost

Atal Dhoondhe Chaukri, Advani ka kya kaam
Ashok Singhal rah gaye, maya mili na raam

:D :up: :smash: :D

bakchatter
March 14th, 2002, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by Rana


My friend last word of the doha you posted should be bhujang (snake)

Oops that was a typo !!! Thanks for the correction Ranaji. Upar maine ab use sahi kar diya hai.
Thanks again.

DesiBaba
March 14th, 2002, 11:56 AM
:D


biggie aaya biggie aaya
haath mein leke Lau*a
chan pakaiya chan pakaiya
chan ke oopar ghoda :p

Big-G
March 14th, 2002, 12:04 PM
Desi... :D saaalayyy...

Big-G
March 14th, 2002, 12:06 PM
Laykay apnay haath mein danda,
Biggie aayaa andar,
Laal kari Desi ki itni,
Jaisa gaand-e-bandar.

GpeL
March 14th, 2002, 12:09 PM
Gand-e-bandar le kar apne ghar pahucha Desi
Dekh ke biwi boli us ko aa pahucha pardesi

DesiBaba
March 14th, 2002, 12:12 PM
abey saalaoN :D

DesiBaba
March 14th, 2002, 12:19 PM
ek din aisa aayega,
harkat karega gand-e-bandar
pelu dekhta reh jayega
biggie ki maili si chaddar

GpeL
March 14th, 2002, 12:22 PM
Yaar tu dohe likh rahaa hai ki limerics!!

Par chalega.. anything in these days of danga fasaad!!.

Biggie your chance!!

DesiBaba
March 27th, 2002, 01:21 PM
Maya Mari Na Man Mara, Mar Mar Gaye Shareer
Asha Trishna Na Mari, Keh Gaye Das Kabir

Pretty Woman
March 27th, 2002, 01:26 PM
Maya, Asha, Trishna.... kabir talkin bout his girlfriends?

Big-G
March 27th, 2002, 02:34 PM
Kabeera bolat saayeeN say,
kya teray mann meiN aayo?
lulli kaahay ek lagaayi,
aur tattay do-do banaayo.

GpeL
March 27th, 2002, 02:35 PM
Jar diya, jameen diya, kyaa diyaa, kyaa nahi diyaa janaane ko!!
Mard ko kyaa diyaa? Ek l*nd, hillaaneko?

aryaputra
March 27th, 2002, 02:58 PM
jab naseeb ke upar badaal chaaye hota hain
tab bandar bhi gaaand maaarta hain!!

bakchatter
March 27th, 2002, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Big-G
Kabeera bolat saayeeN say,
kya teray mann meiN aayo?
lulli kaahay ek lagaayi,
aur tattay do-do banaayo.

ROTFL lolololol :D

This made the rest of my day much brighter :up:

bakchatter
March 27th, 2002, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by Big-G
Kabeera bolat saayeeN say,
kya teray mann meiN aayo?
lulli kaahay ek lagaayi,
aur tattay do-do banaayo.

lulli ek banayee kyoki uska kaam latakna
tattay do-do banaye kyoki unka kaam khadakna

motowner
January 19th, 2007, 02:30 PM
Bringing out an old thread for new contributions....

Ramchandra kahe gaye Siya se
Aisa kaliyug aayega..
Ch**t chudegi automatic
L*nd khada reh jayega

sarv_shaktimaan
January 19th, 2007, 04:23 PM
chitrakoot ke ghaat pe
lagi laundiyo ki bheed
paath padhaavat tulsidas
chodat sant Kabir...

28virgo
January 19th, 2007, 09:01 PM
Rahiman kul tow so bhala
jehi kul upjein daas
jehi kul daas na upje
so kul aak palaas..

rationalthinker
January 20th, 2007, 07:43 AM
Koi Na Sahay Abal Ko,
Sab Koi Prabal Sahay;
Pawan Jagawain Aag Ko,
Deep Hi Dio Bujhay

aragorn
January 25th, 2008, 05:48 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


excellent thread with excellent replies

Sorry to bump an old thread...but i was googling for kabir's dohe and found this gem from there :up:

dhurandhar
August 26th, 2014, 07:23 PM
http://www.echarcha.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44048
Thread kiya start Swami ney
di advice ati gambhir
moorkh hai voh jo
ichhe prem akarshan ki kheer:D

dhurandhar
August 26th, 2014, 07:26 PM
Sayanelala (saneless) ne prakat kiya apna mat
prem na kiya to hai zindagi phokat:D

dhurandhar
August 26th, 2014, 07:27 PM
Shakti ne prastoot kiya apna vichar nirala
attitude jiska sahi ho, usi ka ho bol-baala:D

dhurandhar
August 26th, 2014, 07:29 PM
aashika devi ne kaha, kaash mein kuchh kahe paati
bahut thokar kha ke jana, muft ki salah kisi ko na bhaati:D

dhurandhar
August 26th, 2014, 07:33 PM
Dirty prah ne likha apna vichar sankshipta (concise)
jeevan, naukri, aur biwi se hai woh badey vikshipta (disturbed):D

dhurandhar
August 26th, 2014, 07:38 PM
badriprasad phir aaye, kholi mann ki kitab
likha kya kaun jaane, jaise saand ko julaab:D

dhurandhar
August 26th, 2014, 07:42 PM
jai prahji aa pahunche, de di apni raaye
ghoo lagti hai zindagi mein, kahun aur kya haaye:D

dhurandhar
August 26th, 2014, 07:48 PM
mahakavi dhursidas ne diya apna sahitya parichay
zindagi key anand ka, lund hi ek matra hai upaay:D

agyani puje lund ko, chodey choot anek
gyani puje lund ko, kare shiv shankar ko jal abhishek:D

sarv_shaktimaan
August 27th, 2014, 01:50 PM
dheere dheere re mana dheere sab kucch hoye
jo foreplay na kare to kaise orgasm hoye..

28virgo
August 27th, 2014, 03:01 PM
Ajgar kare na chakri, Panchi kare na Kaam
Dhurru ke doho ne dekho macha diya kohram

Macha diya kohram ki Shakti ji bhi aaye
tharki dohe suna ke sabka man bahlaye

Saalon pahle Aragorn ne kiya thread ko bump
Dhurru kavita sangrah isme kal hua hai dump