Mathematical humor

[echarcha]

Wanted to have a collection of Mathematics related jokes.

Here is my contribution.

http://i.imgur.com/q6WXM.jpg

[Sane Less]

Why was 9 afraid of 7?

[smellyfinger]

Why was 9 afraid of 7?

because 7 8 9

[Sane Less]

because 7 8 9
Now why was 7, in turn, afraid of 9?

[Napolean]

because it caused him diarrhoea ?

[dhurandhar]

Now why was 7, in turn, afraid of 9?

because in middle east it would be read as 9 8 7:D

[echarcha]

Okay this is not mathematical humor, but here goes ....

http://i.imgur.com/NjYHh.png

[sunnykode]

I think these have been posted before, but nice to have them in this thread
http://i.imgur.com/KNiaL.jpg

[sunnykode]

One more
http://i.imgur.com/vZHmr.jpg

[echarcha]

Newton, Pascal, and Einstein are playing hide-and-go-seek in heaven.

Einstein closes his eyes and starts counting.

Pascal goes and hides behind a cloud.

Newton stays where he is, and draws a 1mx1m square on the floor around him.

Einstein finishes counting and turns around.

"Ah ha, Newton! I found you!"

"No you haven't, you've found one Newton over 1m2 . . . You found Pascal."

[Shringarey]

A real life joke. Happened when i was in college

In babylon, they found a tablet containing Pythogorean triples like

5, 12, 13
12, 35, 37
8, 15, 17,

etc. There were a whole lot of these triplets. Each one was a Pythogorean triplet. However, some OBVIOUS ones were missing.

3, 4,5 -> was missing. This was surprising.
7, 24, 25 was also missing. Some more too, I dont remember which. There was speculation that only triplets satisfying some particular property were there. But what was the property that was considered? No one knew.

I struggled and struggled for a month to find out the "property" that excluded 3, 4, 5 and others. I was unsuccessful. I gave up frustrated.

Later on the "solution" was found. The tablet was an ANSWER sheet given by the teacher to his students!!! They found the "question paper". Obviously 3-4-5 was not there probably bcos it was too easy.

Kya saalaa hasss main khud ke Oopar!!!!

[kkkk]

A real life joke. Happened when i was in college

In babylon, they found a tablet containing Pythogorean triples like

5, 12, 13
12, 35, 37
8, 15, 17,

etc. There were a whole lot of these triplets. Each one was a Pythogorean triplet. However, some OBVIOUS ones were missing.

3, 4,5 -> was missing. This was surprising.
7, 24, 25 was also missing. Some more too, I dont remember which. There was speculation that only triplets satisfying some particular property were there. But what was the property that was considered? No one knew.

I struggled and struggled for a month to find out the "property" that excluded 3, 4, 5 and others. I was unsuccessful. I gave up frustrated.

Later on the "solution" was found. The tablet was an ANSWER sheet given by the teacher to his students!!! They found the "question paper". Obviously 3-4-5 was not there probably bcos it was too easy.

Kya saalaa hasss main khud ke Oopar!!!!

show bloody show off.

how can some one who studied raja ravi varma's paintings as a part of his syllabus also study properties of pythagorean triplets? :dontknow:

[milanfanabhi]

show bloody show off.

how can some one who studied raja ravi varma's paintings as a part of his syllabus also study properties of pythagorean triplets? :dontknow:


:rotfl::rotfl:
some IB school..u never know..

[Shringarey]

show bloody show off.

how can some one who studied raja ravi varma's paintings as a part of his syllabus also study properties of pythagorean triplets? :dontknow:

U have heard of multiple ids, have u not? One guy uses different ids. Ever thought of fractional ids? More than one guy uses same id?

Durddum!!

[Ravi]

because 7 8 9NO, before that 9 8 7.

[echarcha]

http://i.imgur.com/oTidQ.jpg

[echarcha]

http://i.imgur.com/4AHfR.jpg