I have forgotten

[badriprasad]

Due to a personal handicap, it has been decades since I wore briefs. For some reason, I have started to wear again and will need to for few more weeks.

A brief got a small opening for men like you for you to be able to relive or what you call urinate. Most men like you use two fingers to pull it out and push it back again. I cannot. I cannot use small hole as it is difficult for me to and takes forever to pull thing out and even difficulter to roll thing back in again.

Two openings in briefs (where each legs go in) are loose enough but I cant seem to remember if a man pulls thing out of left side opening or the opening for the right leg? Now I spend half my time fumbling between left and right ... confusion deprives me of what otherwise used to be a pleasurable activity.

I think it is supposed to be left?

[Indian]

i think you need a designer wear brief, it should have three openings.
one for left , second for right and the other one for middle leg. just make sure that the size of the middle hole is equal to your thigh.
this solution is only for width problem of your middle leg, not the length.
for length problems you can hire a taxi or truck what ever is economical for you to carry your middle leg.

[lovemoeako]

hahahah lol hahahah :rotfl:
I'm so sorry guys! But I just can't help myself from LOL :rotfl:
What would it be like if there are three holes? lol Well anyways, I can't relate to that because I am a she... :rotfl:
Sorry again! Hope no one gets mad here... ^_^
:rotfl:

[dhurandhar]

hahahah lol hahahah :rotfl:
I'm so sorry guys! But I just can't help myself from LOL :rotfl:
What would it be like if there are three holes? lol Well anyways, I can't relate to that because I am a she... :rotfl:
Sorry again! Hope no one gets mad here... ^_^
:rotfl:

You already have three penetrable holes if you are a SHE....one hole has teeth and other two don't:D

[Subbu]

Due to a personal handicap, it has been decades since I wore briefs. For some reason, I have started to wear again and will need to for few more weeks.

A brief got a small opening for men like you for you to be able to relive or what you call urinate. Most men like you use two fingers to pull it out and push it back again. I cannot. I cannot use small hole as it is difficult for me to and takes forever to pull thing out and even difficulter to roll thing back in again.

Two openings in briefs (where each legs go in) are loose enough but I cant seem to remember if a man pulls thing out of left side opening or the opening for the right leg? Now I spend half my time fumbling between left and right ... confusion deprives me of what otherwise used to be a pleasurable activity.

I think it is supposed to be left?

Opening in men panties is not for bringing out your pipe I think. It is for allow stretch to allow small and big bulge without hurt. If you forcedly bring out the pipe, it gets choked and no pee will come out and when you put the pipe back inside, your panties will wet.

[badriprasad]

The first time I read this I asked my self, is he really serious????

Yes, I am serious but problem is solved. I stopped wearing briefs. Its too much hassle.

Anyhow, since I think you are half serious (and half just curious if somebody actually answers you),

I wish, God made me half serious. Full serious has been the cause of untold embarrassments at swimming pools and the beach.


then I think it is a matter of situation. Like for example, if you are right handed then I think you should be pulling it out from the right side.

I agree with you. I am right handed but my handicap has a very strong left leaning. I like do it normal but afraid to break the bone trying to pull it out from tight cause I am right handed. This is not a normal situation, you must agree.

But if for some reason you are holding something on your right, then definitely you should use the left side.

You have obviously not kept up with trials and tribulations of my handicap or you would have known that I cannot even read a magazine or a book while on the toilet seat.

:0


Thanks for effort. I like to think you came to help and not spam.

[badriprasad]

hahahah lol hahahah :rotfl:
I'm so sorry guys! But I just can't help myself from LOL :rotfl:
What would it be like if there are three holes? lol Well anyways, I can't relate to that because I am a she... :rotfl:
Sorry again! Hope no one gets mad here... ^_^
:rotfl:

You women day dream of a man like me, I know. Do you see me laughing? Do you see any attempt on my part to let rest of the guys here feel inadequate and bunch of weenies? No. I envy them for God made them normal.

I wish, like my Indian brothers, I could go to chemist and ask for small size condoms. Seen to be buying small size is embarrassing, you think? Come to chemist shop next time I ask for XXXL size ... counter girls look at me like I was a :mad: freak. This is not funny.

You cannot sympathies with me is okay. Do you need to make fun of someone in my situation? Don't.

[badriprasad]

i think you need a designer wear brief, it should have three openings.
one for left , second for right and the other one for middle leg. just make sure that the size of the middle hole is equal to your thigh.
this solution is only for width problem of your middle leg, not the length.
for length problems you can hire a taxi or truck what ever is economical for you to carry your middle leg.

Indianbhai ... thank you for being sincere and not making fun of me. Its really not as simple as that. There would have been not a problem if I was 15 feet tall and pant zippers were 15"+2" extra long. I am normal height. I wear normal pants with zippers for normal men like you, and this is where my problems get multiplied.

Do your own experiment. Cut garden hose or plumbing pipe to size of my handicap and see for yourself. Do it in privacy of your own toilet. Don't you dare do experiment in public. You are my friend, I won't wish upon my enemy the indignities I have to go through when in public. Women stare at you like you just stepped out of Frankenstein's lab.

:mad::mad:

[Guy4mheaven]

I think all men in EC have LONG,FAT middle leg every other day we see some one complaining about abnormality of their middle leg.