New titles for all users

[echarcha]

I have changed the user titles from Member to eCharchan

So now you are a junior eCharchan, eCharchan and senior eCharchan.

Hope you like it...

[spunkygal]

naah.. i don't like this senior echarchan.... makes me feel like a senior citizen :(

[spunkygal]

this junior/senior thingie is a bit trite. we should be more creative than that. like

junior echarchan = baatooni
echarchan = gapoRi
senior echarchan = shaikh chilli

heheh we can invite open house to come up with suitable titles for echarcha...

How about:

(1) Bhola
(2) Bola
(3) Bahoot Bola

Gand Prix

[smartganduinuk]

Yep,

I agree with spunky n gandprick.
This echarchan is toooooooooooooo old. We should have something different. Like Maggie tomato ketchup..........

Its different..........

[echarcha]

but please suggest something which is not to frivolous and at the same time quite zesty!

I know its not easy... been thinking of titles...

How about

Blah..
Blah..Blah..
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

Bacche kar raha tha!! (Just kidding!) :D

[Desi24]

I was just introduced this site and I have to say I love this place already!! I just wanted to say hi to everyone and I am sure I am going to talking to all you on a regular basis.

[echarcha]

Welcome Desi24!!

Thodisi eCharcha.. kahi bhi.. kabhi bhi.. :cool:

[smartganduinuk]

Spending soooooo much time on GM, I can only think of nasty titles. I think my thinking is now oriented that style.
But I am scared of becoming a 'Senior Echarchan' - it makes me tooooooo old. But I like to see 'Senior Echarchan' on others (:D:D), I feel much younger then;)
I think it should be of the format
xyz bachcha
xyz
Maha xyz.
But more creative ones are invited from non GM members, as I know the GM members are going to come up with naughty ones;) (and they will come up with those naughty ones, esp if they are not told to do so)

[Star]

pagal
bada pagal
sab say bada pagal

[Star]

user names for everybody can be changed to anything but please name me "Sutradhar"

I want to become admin.

[aryaputra]

how about

Junior Desi
Desi
Senior Desi

[laal_langot]

I think it depends on who is given charge of the nomenclature department.....for e.g.

Rakhwala: Dalit,Non Dalit,Perfect OBC
or Mullah,Muslim,Rushdie

Aryaputra:Joru ka ghulaam,Mummy ka beta,He MAN

Nixyrus: pint,bottle,barrel

Aurangzeb:Infidel,Sunnat-ised,Polygamous

Padhu: Desi tamancha,kalashnikov,rocket launcher(bazooka for females please)

e charcha: Decent,Chivalrous,Effeminate

Dalit: Victim, VICTim, VICTIM!!

Spunkygal: Nosy desi, desi , Naak kataaya desi

Proudhindustani: Aunty tutored, Self tutored, Tutor in demand

Smelly finger:Little finger,index finger,MIDDLE FINGER(SIGN OF RESPECT)

and finally...

laal_langot:no chaddi,half chaddi,petticoat



[Edited by laal_langot on 12-30-2000 at 03:55 PM]

[bada_bhai]

Bada Bhai:Oral professional,Front end professional,All Ends certified professional


I came here with really good intentions. I wanted to share with you my problems and get a solution. But I think a little fun is okay.

I suggest to echarcha webmaster to start a serious sex and related topics forum separately. There should be topics like birth control, sex diseases and other types of topics for discussion.

If you are not aware, let me tell you that there are many Indians like me who do not have a chance to know of all such things from films and media and advanced people who live in big places like Bombay or Delhi.

So think on this seriously and please dont make fun of everything.

I am not feeling ashamed to ask questions here. One day when you marry and of you face problems, you will feel just like me. At that time you will wish that there was echarcha type of site to advise you.

[laal_langot]

apologies mate....I think you just take it TOO seriously...if you realise I have included about a dozen users and am not making fun of anyone here.But still since there was such a LONG AND SERIOUS REPLY I will edit the post NOW....hope that sedates....anybody else want the same please tell me and I will do so....in case its too offensive charcha bhai delete the damn thing entirely(my post I mean)

[bada_bhai]

Even I am laughing now. Relax.

ehcharcha webmaster I have no objection. Please dont delete post.

I will also now put some humour in my posts.

Thanks

[laal_langot]

Star you are still a minor...kisi ne yeh post dekh li to tumhein ehtesaab bureau le ke jaayeingay and jaise mujhe ghar mein padti hai waise hi tumhein wahaan sabb ke saamne BOOT(soldiers)tumhein tumhaare butt pe likh deingay TEACHING SEX TO UNDER 18's IS A CRIME.

[Star]

thanks laal langoti
u saved me
i have deleted the post

[tempest]

laal langot, tumne bahut dehshat phailaai hai yahan... i didn't even get to read star's post. :(

there are just three types here...

-tolerant hindus
-pakistani mujahideen
-(all others) pseudo seculars

tempest

[laal_langot]

Star twinkle twinkle little star sunaa raha tha but the After MIDNIGHT version so I told him ke bhaiya iss se pehle ke govt. aapke do nanne munne stars ke saath Star Wars khele aap iss post ka kuchh karo......usne sacchi mein hi karr diya.....

[Star]

how are you ?

I was explaining my plans to open a forum in which i will teach sex education to bada bhai and all.

[perfect_storm]

however I am agree with Spunk.....but try this also:

Khiladi,
Khiladi 420
Sabse Bara Khiladi

aur Dr. Kamsutra could be Sex-Khiladi ;)
Sutradhar could be Internation Khiladi

[gandu_chief]

Like smartgandinuk, I'm also a GM member and can think of only naughty names. but how about these ones?

patrakaar bachha
patrakaar
maha patrakaar

[poornima]

Tomorrow never dies.

[Xandu]

If tomorrow comes :)

[Chote-Miya]

Hey how about something reminiscent of our culture!!!

Sepoy (for a jr)
Senapathi (for someone graduating from a jr)
Mantriji(wazir)(an experienced one)
Raja/Rani as the case may be (you know what coukd be)MahaRaja/ MahaRani.(---ditto---)

May be a person whose opinions are humorous can be called a jester (like Birble).

There may be only one MahaRaja/MahaRani -- may be by poll one person could be called MahaRaja(for men) and one MahaRani(for women). May be for a week/month. Then in the next week/month probably from another set of echarchans a MahaRaja/MahaRani could be elected/selected based on some criteria. May be by the quality of their posts or by the number of their posts in previous week/month or some like that….


No idea is stupid...

[smartganduinuk]

Hey Narc,

Where are you yaar....... saala duitho din se raah dekhat rahin hai janta.... aur tum ho ke abhi tak jaage hee naahi... kaa sab theek thak hai naa

chotan miya, bhaiyya you have written 'birble' as if in 'bible'..... it should actually be Birbal.....what say :D

[smellyfinger]

Acrostic .. heres one ..

Everyone
Can
Hurl
Any
Rubbish,
Crap,
Horseshit at
Anyone

(I know I know, theres an extra at)

heres another

Emigrants
Congregate
Here
And
Rehash
Current
Happenings
Amicably

[smartganduinuk]

Hey Narc,

We didnt fail
We just didnt try hard enuff.......:D:D:D:D

and there is nothing like 101% .......
either its there or its not... so simple... unlike dimple;)

Seems like u have been hit by a lightening in Italiano style;) too many chics eeeh

and lastly.....
uth jaag musafir bhor bhayee
ab rain kaha jo sovat hai
jo sovat hai woh khovat hai
jo jagat hai woh pavat hai

[smellyfinger]

Narcissus,

Smelly not Smutty. Jab Jaago tab savera samjho. one for you ..

Jab haago tab apna chehra samjho .. :D:D

[poornima]

Kya Narcji, duniya saab khali ho gayi ki aapke peeche padege? Kuch bhi..

Ye to aapne dhol bajake elan kiya, humne to sirf yaad dilaya. Its just a movie name . gotcha?

[smartganduinuk]

poornima jee,

a slight correction - 'yeh moong aur masoor kee daal'

gotcha;)

[crazy-sexy-cool-babe]

U once wrote an essay on "Whats in a name ...shakespear...rose is a rose..."


Wud u post small sweet posts if u get a new title?

It's not the age of the teacher(read number of posts) which counts.It's his/her knowledge which counts:)

If u really wanna post looooooong please see to it that it appears LOGICAl like Arun's Posts.:cool:which we feel like reading again the moment we finish reading it once unlike just scrolling through yours:cool:

[Laloo Prasad Yadav]

Sasur jab ee baat hai to hum bhi title list de he dete hain.

4incher
6incher
8incher
10incher
Futta that means 12incher

[smartganduinuk]

crazy babe,

a minor correction - A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. - is the right phrase by Shakespeare, the Bard of Avon.

[crazy-sexy-cool-babe]

The exact wordings are:

That which we call a rose would smell as sweet as if by any other name

Didn't wanted to type all the crap isliye did....yak yak yak blah blah blah.
Moreover i hate typing.believe in listening rather in talking:)

IDIOT

[echarcha]

I have given titles like eCharchan becuase it is linked with the site name. There is no more logic or interpretation to it.

If you want something else let me know. Narc, you have been posting some very long and moronic posts which make no sense :mad:

I think its time we stop this meandering-to-no-where thread now.

[smellyfinger]

Narsi, hahaha :D:D

That applies only to males though. I dont even know what you have in mind for female members. Actually, I know. I just dont want to hear it .. hahaha :D :D

Chill, dude.

[poornima]

We should have poll every week.
bore of the week.
muslim of the week
hindu of the week
mcp of the week
fcp of the week
nri of the week
desi of the week
indian of the week
dude of the week
fundu of the week
athesit of the week
theist of the week
ttp of the week

[terabaap]

Narc...... humra ek dost eeenha pe pandrahinchee bhee hain......;)

I think there's utter lack of creativity here,

instead of echarcha deciding upon the title let the members themselves decide after it does'nt matter whether yu ar senior or junior....this seniority and juniority is just a hangover of our babu culture.....

..isn't date of joining sufficient!!!

anyway i'll suggest in accordance with my agenda

1. ***
2. *****
3. *******

...simple,ab jao batti bujhao,aur so jao...

p.s.looks like three band GEQ *tan45

[terabaap]

arree bhaiya..........

eeenha demacracy mein........ koi resultwa aayega ke naahee ???
ya phir poora saal elekshanwa hee ladega ??

bhaiya jaldi se humra titlewa changewa kar deyo :p

[Xandu]

RAM,

let's give you the title of 5 stars. on this forum, you'd really not be able to differenciate if there's really stars there or filters replaced f-u-c-k with stars :D

seeing stars??? :D

[khopdi]

i have a sincere request...i see a lot of people here with shortage of titles of pen-name whatever...they r coming up with indian names..please dont call them ram, brhma etc...

brhma - katua # 1
ram - katua # 2

as more and more keep coming please call them katua # 1, katua # 2...and keep increasing !!

[vyomkeshsaxena]

pushing it up :D :D

[e8k95]

pushing it up :D:D

Chota Chootia ( Hint at Chota Saxena eksidental)

Chootia

Bara Chootia

Maha Chootia

Subse Bada Chootia Chaman Chootia ( Suthradhaar)

[echarcha]

Chota Chootia ( Hint at Chota Saxena eksidental)

Chootia

Bara Chootia

Maha Chootia

Subse Bada Chootia Chaman Chootia ( Suthradhaar)

Kya re.. Bahut charbi chadhi kya?? :mad: Chal nikal le... patta kat! mere ko gaali deta hain.. Kyon re.. Tera kya bigada??
Chal fatak le.. Bye!!

[viking]

Someone who's horrified by the way the poll has been going is now fully crazy!:D

http://www.echarcha.com/forum/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=596

[echarcha]

Chota Chootia ( Hint at Chota Saxena eksidental)

Chootia

Bara Chootia

Maha Chootia

Subse Bada Chootia Chaman Chootia ( Suthradhaar)

Mr e8k95... from IP logs you seem like someone who logs in from the same IP range as some other member. Anyway, I need not dig deeper. I have found what I had to. Sorry to see you do this.

good bye.. I have banned you. yes... I cannot let grown ups pee on my carpet just because I let them pee when they were a year old kid.

[viking]

Well we could see him back as BadnaamGandu! The entire range of IP's should be blocked.

[echarcha]

Well we could see him back as BadnaamGandu! The entire range of IP's should be blocked.

No you can't guess it... Sufffice to say I will have a word with him...Its nto who you think..

Okay.. end of topic. I will handle this.

Folks continue elsewhere in other topics..

[echarcha]

No you can't guess it... Sufffice to say I will have a word with him...Its nto who you think..

Okay.. end of topic. I will handle this.

Folks continue elsewhere in other topics..

I had a chat with e8k95 and some things are now conveyed to him. He has promised to make some changes. He is once again back on the forum. :o