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dhurandhar
November 26th, 2009, 06:08 PM
An ode to Kayam Churan----Black Friday Dhurandhari Special:D
(Kabziyat means constipation)

Sing to the tune of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3vi2AGoZYs
Zikr hota hai jab kabziyat ka
tere jalwon ki baat hoti hai

tu jo chaahe to gas nikalta hai
tu jo chaahe to hagar hoti hai

tujhko dekha hai meri nazron ne
teri taareef ho magar kaise
ke bane ye aahaar hagaar kaise
ke nikle ye hagaar bahar kaise
na hagaar ko dikhaayi deta hai
na nigaahon se hagaar hoti hai

Zikr hota hai jab kabziyat ka
tere jalwon ki baat hoti hai

tujhe jo nahi apnaaye voh to
aur koi julaab hi le lete hain
waise hagne ko to tere bin bhi
is zamane me log hagte hain

hagaar to usi ko kahte hain
jo tujhe lene ke baad hoti hai

zikr hota hai jab kabziyat ka
tere jalwon ki baat hoti hai

tu jo chaahe to gas nikalta hai
tu jo chaahe to hagaar hoti hai:D

:shit:
dhurandhar
November 28th, 2009, 11:18 AM
seems like nobody uses Kayam Churan here:D
chitrala
November 28th, 2009, 06:36 PM
seems like nobody uses Kayam Churan here:D
reminds me of the classic Kayam Choorna Ad...

Rakesh Bedi : Hayn, Goliyon ka bhi asar nahin??
Sadhu baba(in deep voice): Inka Ilaaz goliyaan nahin, Kayam choorna hai.
RB: Kayam Choorna??

VO: Jee haan, Bhavnagar wale Seth Brothers Ka Kayam Choorna.
raniraja
November 28th, 2009, 11:24 PM
seems like nobody uses Kayam Churan here:D
Dhuru tera kayam churna purana,
Ranitidine ka hai zamana...
Raat ko 150 mg khana,
subah phat phat nikalnaaaaaaaaaaaa
dhurandhar
November 29th, 2009, 07:10 AM
Dhuru tera kayam churna purana,
Ranitidine ka hai zamana...
Raat ko 150 mg khana,
subah phat phat nikalnaaaaaaaaaaaa

You did not read the ghazal carefully:D

tujhe jo nahi apnaaye voh to
aur koi julaab hi le lete hain
waise hagne ko to tere bin bhi
is zamane me log hagte hain

hagaar to usi ko kahte hain
jo tujhe lene ke baad hoti hai

The beauty of this ode (in my opinion) is that it can be really sung like shashi kapoor does in that YouTube link:D
echarcha
November 29th, 2009, 08:35 AM
reminds me of the classic Kayam Choorna Ad...

Rakesh Bedi : Hayn, Goliyon ka bhi asar nahin??
Sadhu baba(in deep voice): Inka Ilaaz goliyaan nahin, Kayam choorna hai.
RB: Kayam Choorna??

VO: Jee haan, Bhavnagar wale Seth Brothers Ka Kayam Choorna.

I remember this ad frame by frame!! :D