Aspataal Hee Ab Apna Thikana Ho Gaya!

[khaski_khopari]

Jahaaj ke panchi, ab toh daer bhaee,
Ab toh tere sang jahaaj ravana ho gaya.
Samandar ke beech mein ab kaha jaega udd kar,
Vapasi hi tera fasana ho gaya!

Jillatae uthata hoon, gaaliyaan khata hoon,
Dup id banata hoon, laundi ban jata hoon,
Ban hota rehata hoon, fir bhi vaapas aata hoon,
EC na hua jaise, meri laila ka gharana ho gaya !

Mudatae hui ghalib, rog jata nahi lagata,
Aspataal hee ab apna thikana ho gaya!

[sprite]

everything ok khaski pai?

[swami]

Good one :up:
Jahaaj ke panchi, ab toh daer bhaee,
Ab toh tere sang jahaaj ravana ho gaya.
Samandar ke beech mein ab kaha jaega udd kar,
Vapasi hi tera fasana ho gaya!

Jillatae uthata hoon, gaaliyaan khata hoon,
Dup id banata hoon, laundi ban jata hoon,
Ban hota rehata hoon, fir bhi vaapas aata hoon,
EC na hua jaise, meri laila ka gharana ho gaya !

Mudatae hui ghalib, rog jata nahi lagata,
Aspataal hee ab apna thikana ho gaya!

[landyaBhai]

Jahaaj ke panchi, ab toh daer bhaee,
Ab toh tere sang jahaaj ravana ho gaya.
Samandar ke beech mein ab kaha jaega udd kar,
Vapasi hi tera fasana ho gaya!

Jillatae uthata hoon, gaaliyaan khata hoon,
Dup id banata hoon, laundi ban jata hoon,
Ban hota rehata hoon, fir bhi vaapas aata hoon,
EC na hua jaise, meri laila ka gharana ho gaya !

Mudatae hui ghalib, rog jata nahi lagata,
Aspataal hee ab apna thikana ho gaya!



Waah Waah Khaski ... Kya Andaaz sey bola hai ... :rep:

[aaaj75]

Khaski bhai yeah aap apne bare me bole rahe ho ki kisi dosare ke bare me

Dup id banata hoon, laundi ban jata hoon,

[Premi]

Jahaaj ke panchi, ab toh daer bhaee,
Ab toh tere sang jahaaj ravana ho gaya.
Samandar ke beech mein ab kaha jaega udd kar,
Vapasi hi tera fasana ho gaya!

Jillatae uthata hoon, gaaliyaan khata hoon,
Dup id banata hoon, laundi ban jata hoon,
Ban hota rehata hoon, fir bhi vaapas aata hoon,
EC na hua jaise, meri laila ka gharana ho gaya !

Mudatae hui ghalib, rog jata nahi lagata,
Aspataal hee ab apna thikana ho gaya!



Aayi unki yaad dil main ik tees si uthi
Nazaron se ghayal ko ik shool si chubhi
Subah aayi har taraf har rang main unhe le aayi
Shaam dhale 'Premi' phir deewaana ho gaya

Aspataal hee ab apna thikana ho gaya

[chitrala]

Aayi unki yaad dil main ik tees si uthi
Nazaron se ghayal ko ik shool si chubhi
Subah aayi har taraf har rang main unhe le aayi
Shaam dhale 'Premi' phir deewaana ho gaya

Aspataal hee ab apna thikana ho gaya
Aaye jo the tum to ek ajnabi se the,
Phir bhi laga yun ki tumhein jaanta hoon main,
Baatein huin jo chaar to maloom ye pada,
Chehra naya magar tumhein pehchaanta hoon main..:D

Ye ranj aur marz mera fasaana ho gaya,
Aspataal hi ab apna thikana ho gaya.:D

[swami]

Wah wah wah :rep: both of you
Aayi unki yaad dil main ik tees si uthi
Nazaron se ghayal ko ik shool si chubhi
Subah aayi har taraf har rang main unhe le aayi
Shaam dhale 'Premi' phir deewaana ho gaya

Aspataal hee ab apna thikana ho gaya

Aaye jo the tum to ek ajnabi se the,
Phir bhi laga yun ki tumhein jaanta hoon main,
Baatein huin jo chaar to maloom ye pada,
Chehra naya magar tumhein pehchaanta hoon main..:D

Ye ranj aur marz mera fasaana ho gaya,
Aspataal hi ab apna thikana ho gaya.:D

[JaiSpeaks]

kya ek se ek solid kavilog hai idhar

[smellyfinger]

Aayi unki yaad dil main ik tees si uthi
Nazaron se ghayal ko ik shool si chubhi
Subah aayi har taraf har rang main unhe le aayi
Shaam dhale 'Premi' phir deewaana ho gaya

Aspataal hee ab apna thikana ho gaya

Aayi tatti gaand main ik tees si uthi
Kabzi se ghayal ko ik shool si chubhi
Subah aayi har taraf har aasan mein koshish ki
Shaam dhale do paad ke ilaawa kuch na aaya


Shauchalaya hee ab apna thikana ho gaya

:shit:

[AmthaLal]

Kyaa sher pe sher chal rahe hai eedhar.....:clap::clap:

[dhurandhar]

Aaye jo the tum to ek ajnabi se the,
Phir bhi laga yun ki tumhein jaanta hoon main,
Baatein huin jo chaar to maloom ye pada,
Chehra naya magar tumhein pehchaanta hoon main..:D

Ye ranj aur marz mera fasaana ho gaya,
Aspataal hi ab apna thikana ho gaya.:D

lagi tharak hai mujhe nahi koi choot jo behlaye mujhe
madiralay ke chakkar lagaye, shayad fati-tooti hi sahi...choot to mil jaye
choot mitra (f-buddy) dhoondhne ka bhi prayas kiya, har raat ki pareshani mit jaaye,

baburao ko lori sunane ka bhi purusharth kiya aur vifal ho gaya
tabse hatheli se apna yaarana ho gaya:D

[DesiBaba]

Aayi tatti gaand main ik tees si uthi
Kabzi se ghayal ko ik shool si chubhi
Subah aayi har taraf har aasan mein koshish ki
Shaam dhale do paad ke ilaawa kuch na aaya


Shauchalaya hee ab apna thikana ho gaya

:shit:

lagi tharak hai mujhe nahi koi choot jo behlaye mujhe
madiralay ke chakkar lagaye, shayad fati-tooti hi sahi...choot to mil jaye
choot mitra (f-buddy) dhoondhne ka bhi prayas kiya, har raat ki pareshani mit jaaye,

baburao ko lori sunane ka bhi purusharth kiya aur vifal ho gaya
tabse hatheli se apna yaarana ho gaya:D

:rotfl::clap::clap::rotfl:


paad bhi aisi aayi ki chaddi fatt gayi
aisa lagaa jaisey tatti khud bahar aa gayi
bhaaga lotaa liye main pippad pedh kay neeche
Shaam dhale par taati naa aavay
ab kaun hai aisa darji jo sil day meri chaddi :dontknow:

[dhurandhar]

:rotfl::clap::clap::rotfl:


paad bhi aisi aayi ki chaddi fatt gayi
aisa lagaa jaisey tatti khud bahar aa gayi
bhaaga lotaa liye main pippad pedh kay neeche
Shaam dhale par taati naa aavay
ab kaun hai aisa darji jo sil day meri chaddi :dontknow:

paad bhi aisi aayi ki chaddi fatt gayi
aisa lagaa jaisey tatti khud bahar aa gayi
bhaaga lotaa liye main pippad pedh kay neeche
Shaam dhale par taati naa aavay
ab kaun hai aisa darji jo sil day meri chaddi

chaddi se jab pareshan ho gaya,
tab skirt se kisi ka yaarana ho gaya:D

[DesiBaba]

chaddi se jab pareshan ho gaya,
tab skirt se kisi ka yaarana ho gaya:D

chaddi se jab pareshan ho gaya,
tab skirt se kisi ka yaarana ho gaya

aisay shuru hui hamari cross-dressing ki daastan :D
kabhi baney raja, kabhi baney rani :D
kabhi li pussy aur kabhi di bum :D

:flip:

[dhurandhar]

chaddi se jab pareshan ho gaya,
tab skirt se kisi ka yaarana ho gaya

aisay shuru hui hamari cross-dressing ki daastan :D
kabhi baney raja, kabhi baney rani :D
kabhi li pussy aur kabhi di bum :D

:flip:

pussy aur bum, dono mein nahi raha dum

aur kuchh karne ka dil ho gaya
kisiko moonh mein dene ka zamana ho gaya:D

[sprite]

kabhi baney raja, kabhi baney rani :D
kabhi li pussy aur kabhi di bum :D


vande matram....!!

[raniraja]

mandi ka aalam tha,
mehengai ke zamane me.
chowk pe khada tha,
grahak intezar me.

grahak aaya aur thenga dikha ke chala gaya,
bola novelty nahi, ab tu purana ho gaya.
ab aspatal hee apna thikana ho gaya.