echarcha
July 5th, 2009, 02:58 PM
I was sitting on the couch, just having finished my Sunday lunch, bored in general and flipping channels. Just then I happened to catch this show on Sony TV Asia called Chicks on Flicks. Two well dressed, sophisticated looking, educated beyond their intelligence chicks try to do a Siskel and Ebert type show.
Have you seen a person who uses phrases which sound very sophisticated, profound and intelligent but mean nothing? Have you read some long and absolutely insipid column in a newspaper and wondered at the end of it - 'what the fuck did I just read?'.
Now imagine Simi Garewal speaking with an even more constipated voice and trying to put on an air of extra sophistication.
Well there you have it - these two yentas talk such utter drivel and banal tripe that you want to just imagine how they would squeal if being gang banged! :D
I am sure they will mouth their usual pseudo intelligent vocabulary like 'oh the humanity in the picture', 'multitude of interspersed emotions in a complex character study' and 'the debauchery of the ..' , 'the characters so contemporary with a portrait so well painted with enlightenment' 'relations are so nuanced' :rolleyes:
Basically these two dumb whores were good at their English literature in college, then found some Sony TV executive, blew and fucked him a la Savita Bhabhi style and landed this 'film review' show!
Even when Siskel died, Ebert and Roper continued the show and did justice. But these two wannabe Yentas are even less entertaining than the Yentas on shows like The View or Oprah.
If these stupid dumb cows need to get more folks to watch, then they need to explain their views in context of the Indian audience. If we want reviews, we have have Siskel and Ebert. We dont need you two cows. So shut the fuck up and go back to sucking Sony TV executive cocks!
Have you seen a person who uses phrases which sound very sophisticated, profound and intelligent but mean nothing? Have you read some long and absolutely insipid column in a newspaper and wondered at the end of it - 'what the fuck did I just read?'.
Now imagine Simi Garewal speaking with an even more constipated voice and trying to put on an air of extra sophistication.
Well there you have it - these two yentas talk such utter drivel and banal tripe that you want to just imagine how they would squeal if being gang banged! :D
I am sure they will mouth their usual pseudo intelligent vocabulary like 'oh the humanity in the picture', 'multitude of interspersed emotions in a complex character study' and 'the debauchery of the ..' , 'the characters so contemporary with a portrait so well painted with enlightenment' 'relations are so nuanced' :rolleyes:
Basically these two dumb whores were good at their English literature in college, then found some Sony TV executive, blew and fucked him a la Savita Bhabhi style and landed this 'film review' show!
Even when Siskel died, Ebert and Roper continued the show and did justice. But these two wannabe Yentas are even less entertaining than the Yentas on shows like The View or Oprah.
If these stupid dumb cows need to get more folks to watch, then they need to explain their views in context of the Indian audience. If we want reviews, we have have Siskel and Ebert. We dont need you two cows. So shut the fuck up and go back to sucking Sony TV executive cocks!