Fruitcake

[Bal Thackeray]

Ingredients

1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
3 tablespoons lemon juice
1 cup nuts
1 gallon whiskey
Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?

Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again. Go to bed.

Who likes fruitcake anyway?

[tantric_yogi]

Fruitcake posting on fruitcake ... ;) mazak kar riya hai BALU SAHIB
...Bala sahib, Thanks yaar for once proving me right! All that lafdabaji and masti of Gand*u type and there is this BALU who enjoys good food and apprecaites good company .... keep them coming, love you!

[Bal Thackeray]

thank you janaab

[dirty]

keep them coming, love you!
Aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon ??????;)

[tantric_yogi]

Originally posted by dirty
Aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon ???:)
Fruitcake hoon fruitcake se pyar karta hoon !!!!

[Bal Thackeray]

kya jawaab hai bidu, wah