squirrel curry !!

[khopdi]

shumone wash telling me squirrel meat is delishious. does anybody have a good reci-pee ?? thanksh in advansh

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Ingredients :

3 Medium sized squirrels.
2 Red Chillis (powdered)
1 TBS Oil (Castor Oil)


Method:

The toughest part is catching the squirrels. For this, first you have to buy a squirrel mask. Then removing all your clothes, lie down on all fours in the lawn at around noon. Keep a booby trap right below your balls. The booby trap shoul work fine. CHeck it a few times by gently dropping your testicles in the booby trap. The jaws of the trap should shut within a fraction of a second. DOn't forget to wear the mask. Make sounds like the mating mating call of a squirrel. It goes like, "chik-chik-chik-chik". There are four 'chik's with a four second pause. Make sure you don't say five 'chik's. This will then become the mating call of Cows. The results won't be very good then. One by the one, the squirrels will come sniffing and get caught in the trap. Collect the squirrels and prepare curry like you prepare chicken curry.

[aryaputra]

BHONT :smash:



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